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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening prick thread.
How's your train journey/evening plans/ favourite show as a kid

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:11, 197 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I always wanted to take a nice train, whilst drinking, to Crackerjack
Might not be 100% true but covers all bases.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:15, Reply)
Hey! Jason!
Go fuck yourself, you bent cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:16, Reply)
No dykes or benders, in the classroom

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)
Hey! Paedo!
Leave them kids alone!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Work work.
Working after hollibobs is the pits.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Dunno, I'm still drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:24, Reply)
at home
nice glass of red, salmon pasta, all is right with the world.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Because of salmon?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)
bum me up, baby.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Good try Jaysum. Unfortunately it's a dead time for a thread.And a bit shit here recently :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:30, Reply)
its certainly been low on
anything but people uncreatively insulting people for no reason
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Much better since you've stopped prattling on about your pub woes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)
I rather think we're all waiting for GJ's response to all the above

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:31, Reply)
he's too busy paeding up a Scope kid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:31, Reply)
When I had a proper job
I rang a bloke in a chemical factory to discuss an ongoing claim.

He put me on hold for a minute to "sort out a problem". When he didn't come back after a while I hung up. Turned out that the problem had exploded and killed him.

I don't suppose that call centre workers are exposed to this sort of risk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Tube was shit but I have some smökëd brätwürßt so I guess that evens it out or not who cares not me lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:32, Reply)
As a bald, gay, barely literate fat man do you favour devo-max or independence ?
You can't say a queer in a wig pretending to be a woman.
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)
Stop trying to be Rory.
While pretending to be Battered.

What is WRONG with you?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)
You must have missed the part where it's an anonymous messageboard for acting the goat on. Yeessh you gays eh YOU GAYS !!

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:51, Reply)
yeah but at least do it well and not with the same three, done to death, milked so dry they're screaming for water jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)
jokes?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:04, Reply)
kind of want red wine and chocolate
will actually have decaf tea and some raisins.

I liked Take Hart and Going Live (I loved Trev and Simon) and Dr Who, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)
what do you think of capaldi so far?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I think he's awesome
I was going to say he was ace, but Ace was ace
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)
He was in front of me in Waitrose last week !!
I'm that kewl.
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Did they have their own stand up career?

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)
they're still doing things
mostly writing and appearing at nostalgic things...I follow them on on Twitter. Even better, they follow me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)
They were 'alright'.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)
I still find myself quoting
'Trev and Simon's Stupid Video'. C'est bon? Oui, c'est jambon.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)
the crystal maze

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Good call!
I'm older, so I shall add Adventure Game to that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Was that the one where the plants made gurning noises?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Dronga Dronga

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)
That's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)
The plant was called Uncle.
And if memory serves, he communicated the moves to someone else during the Vortex end game.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)
also there was a guy who talked backwards

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:47, Reply)
yrev doog

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:48, Reply)
It was a sort of Stanley Unwin thing - not backwards, just crap

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:49, Reply)
I think you'll find it's DROGNA ACTUALLY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
I think you'll find that Ceefax page 888 said otherwise.
Or didn't your Radio Rentals budget stretch that far BETAMAX-BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)
^
Might have just made that up for nostalgic lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Do you know what killed Betamax?
It couldn't actually record a full game of baseball or USA handball or saink
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:00, Reply)
I heard it was 'ignorance'.
Or was that what killed AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)
that's what killed Terence Higgins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)
that was the currency
everything was an anagram of dragon
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)
and it was "gronda gronda, your highness"

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)
Except the key to navigating past some monster thing.
Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:58, Reply)
I watched that on Saturday but it had ed tudor pole instead of obrian so weren't as good

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:41, Reply)
Train journey.....well there was this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWVxLTnkx7c

Evening plans I'm gonna go all old school and eat drink and be merry.

Fav. show had to be the "Water Margin" fuck you if you think "Monkey" was better.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)
See my above pozt hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:47, Reply)
That wasn't there when I started typing
They did a new version of it you know?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Check this out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3dV4brw-Zw
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)
+ all in the new bedsit of divorced dad despair.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:47, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:50, Reply)
\0/
I need to get a divorce and join the cool kids. However, me and the missus still love each other. Bummer.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
^Stuck in rut^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:53, Reply)
I'll have a meaningless affair. That should do it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:55, Reply)
I've never bothered having an affair
I was completely faithful for 18 years
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:58, Reply)

OF COURSE YOU WERE......
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:03, Reply)
Well apart from the odd fling with the palmer sisters.......YES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Your missus could always get stuck in, mind.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)
she'll love anyone for half a bitter.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)
that's what you think

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:06, Reply)
:((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)
I remember enjoying
Sharkey and George
Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds
Dungeons and Dragons

among others.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Terrorhawks or GTO

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:51, Reply)
'Or get thee out'
Fucking northerners
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
watch 'em now and you'll find they were all massively shit
70s and 80s kids were so undemanding
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:52, Reply)
I watched "Animal olympics" a few years ago that was still quite good

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Ive just re watched the animated X Men. It's well over dramatic.
Good for the old nostalgia though
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:57, Reply)
Is Rory properly dead yet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)
who cares we have gayham now and he's 100 times better

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Did I get a deletion there?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)
YES?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:02, Reply)
Who's even a MOD?!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:03, Reply)
There may be things you can't say

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Stroke of luck, and related comment.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:06, Reply)
stroke jokes?
bit mean
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Now the world don't move, to the beat of just one drum.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:09, Reply)
different strokes for different folks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)
you brazen hussy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:16, Reply)
is it?
Rory would have done it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:12, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)
If everyone on here behaved like Rory it would be even "fucking shitter"

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)
I disagree.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:16, Reply)
You limp in a circle MOAR like

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Okay well maybe you and I should go toe to toe and see what happens?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)
you ain't worth it, chimaera boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)
That's right, back off bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:19, Reply)
I'll do you and your bird!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)
I'll make you AND your boyfriend run away crying

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:25, Reply)
you WISH you had a boyfriend. FRIEND.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:28, Reply)
It's nice that a Jew and an anti Semite have found common ground via the medium of butt fucking.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:30, Reply)
I'm not antisemitic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Prezaktally

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Oh but I can get queer gay fat bald ones on a daily basis.
Discrimination.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:08, Reply)
It's not real though jase, they're just silly memes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:09, Reply)
no, jay rilly is a fat bald poof

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:10, Reply)
And you really are a jumped up dictionary bashing mid life sk8r prick

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:11, Reply)
^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:12, Reply)
Always :'(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Clickage

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Ah well, the intent wasn't there.
Let's move on.
mental illness is no joke or whatevs.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Cheer up chubby!

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:23, Reply)
You're not bald Jay xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:12, Reply)
and you aren't a good publican.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Bully.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)
did you ever see that 'Ideal' with Johnny Vegas?
Jase is pretty much that 'innee scrummy' fruit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:15, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Already home/going out for a Chinese meal/Didn't watch much TV as a kid - it was the sixties after all.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:10, Reply)
How much has he paid?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:12, Reply)
All of 'em
They're all conspiring to steal my internet thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:16, Reply)
Nope. Not a clue.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Fuck me, that's a Fred Dibnah deletion just gone on!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)
How 2?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:28, Reply)
I think it's time to remind you lot of this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2369702
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Some people just don't give things time!
It's all here, now, instant.
I blame our social media culture.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:28, Reply)
To fucking quick to judge innit GJ
That will teach him
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:29, Reply)
There's hope for us all
www.bbc.co.uk/news/29210991
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:26, Reply)
I'd never have guessed you had the brain of a goldfish Jaysums.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:28, Reply)
it's all about quality of life.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:30, Reply)
I think it's wonderful that's he's found happiness in masturbating to you tube videos of men dressed as women.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:35, Reply)
I wouldn't preach about that when you get your jollies typing insults with your face.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:37, Reply)
I think it's wonderful that's you've found happiness in masturbating to you tube videos of men dressed as women.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:42, Reply)
you tube
...

lols.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 19:43, Reply)
I think it's wonderful that you've found happiness in masturbating to youtube videos of men dressed as women

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 20:00, Reply)

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