Monday morning
All looking forward to a week of work?

Would you work longer days to do your weekly hours in 4 days instead of 5? My old boss did to spend time with his kid in the pre-school years, seemed to work for him. Also his commute was hassle-free.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:04, 156 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

no
Alt: potty training, Fielden, soft play with milfs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:08, Reply)

39 hours on monday pls

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:12, Reply)

No, but I think we should have a 4 day working week.
I'd happily work 28 hours a week for the same money. I'll bring it up at my next meeting.
( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:13, Reply)

Loads of people I work with do a compressed working week.
Although somehow, the seem to do fewer hours still than everyone else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:15, Reply)

alright JTDF

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:17, Reply)

Yeah!
Monday rules okay!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Morning
Brizzle City doing alright at the moment?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Played 12, won 8 and drawn 4.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:37, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)

there's a German-sounding asperger on my train
He's loudly going on about 'under the sea' in between rapid utterances of his native tongue.

Bit annoying, bit weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I don't have weekly hours. I get what's thrown at me and also have to hit various chargeable and nonchargeable targets
Christmas is always either a nightmare of no work and then playing catch-up to make up for 2 weeks of no work or a living nightmare because some fool many years ago made Christmas Day a rent quarter day. The year a massive chain of pubs went bust at Christmas was a fucking doozy. I took so many calls from fucked off people who'd booked for New Year's Eve but the pub had been shut down...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:46, Reply)

sucks eh
We close down over Christmas and don't go back until Jan 5th. That's pretty much a week's paid leave in addition to annual entitlement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Think it'll be the 5th for us too, although MD will try to get a few in on the 2nd.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Well this is lazy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)

not much financial advising takes place over the christmas period.
When do you see yours?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I've decided to finish at lunchtime on the 18th
I'll probably pop back in on Jan 2nd, haven't decided yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:08, Reply)

wow, a whole extra £250
what will you do with it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)

I used to get this at the University

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)

If it were offered as an option, I'd probably take it every couple of weeks.
I don't have any issue with doing an extra couple of hours in the evening, if there's shit to do.

I forgot my fucking sandwiches today, booooo
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:59, Reply)

What sort of sandwiches?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Asking the key questions

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Would have been beef and melted cheese (simply because I don't have any horseradish or wholegrain mustard)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Your beef needed resting for longer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)

How long then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Big piece = an hour
smaller = 30mins.

Warm place and cover it with foil and tea towels.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Big piece = an hour
smaller = 30mins.

Warm place and cover it with foil and tea towels.

the bin. Replace with nice nut roast and courgette stuffed with haloumi and mushrooms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

^^ wrong about food

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

This is possibly the wrongest you've ever been.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)

It was rested for 25/30 mins in a warm place under foil, just not tea towels

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)

like Stunned said, rest it longer and cover it with tea towels
It'll cut like butter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Not good, I'm pretty sure I've caught ebola.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Yeah ok, I'll just die then. Thanks.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Please do so quietly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Arguing with a co-worker as he thinks Boko Haram are going to weaponise Ebola
While I think he's an idiot.

Daily Mail must be loving the opportunity to run lots of "be scared of darkies" stories.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)

It's not so ludicrous a suggestion, given that the main reason the US had treatments ready to go is that they were concerned about 'weaponised' versions up to ten years ago.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I "weaponised" YM last night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)

"The Americans are scared of it" does not make something less ludicrous

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)

My point was more that he is not the lead idiot in this situation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Not one bit.
Although it's not all bad, I'm only working three days this week.

Alt: We should all be working shorter hours over fewer days. This 5/2 split is ridiculous.
There are more than enough people and more than enough money to make it work better.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)

alright WPB
Which Scott Walker album should I start with?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)

You wanna get some nicki minaj mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)

mate scat porn
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Just checking if b3th is up yet...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)

alright Al?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)

This optician is a fucking pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Think I need to get my eyes tested, I can only read down as far as the third line from the bottom.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Scott is a good place to start, many rate Scott 4.
Or if you're looking for the more eclectic stuff, the more recent Bish Bosch or The Drift present more of a challenging listen.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Too many 'more's in this sentence

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Yeah but lots of people are thick and cunts
I don't imagine my useless cleaner could run a complex fraud trial
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:08, Reply)

You're right Nakers, we should put more effort into educating people properly.
I agree with your suggestion of higher taxation to fund this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:12, Reply)

nah, many people can only be educated up to a certain level, after that it just gets scrambled in their brain

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)

How much did it cost your parents to find that out?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)

not much, I was a scholarship student

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)

>:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Even if this wasn't hilariously untrue, I'm not convinced that a 10% reduction on the 11 grand a term fees would count as "not much"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

OK fine, I didn't get a scholarship, BUT was in the scholars set
also the fees were only about £20k/yr when I was there
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

What a waste
Still, that's practically small change innit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

not at all, I am a successful and well adjusted young man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

oh yeah, because every kid works really hard and appreciates the education they get given already

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Good point, might not succeed so don't bother trying.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)

exactly
i mean, kids like my cousin, who's been given a free education in a good school, and who still managed to leave it with a clutch of U's and N's, and is now studying A-levels in photography and media studies... was up smoking and posting on facebook at 3am most nights during her exam period.... yeah, let's chuck more money at kids like that eh, they appreciate it so much. i even bribed her with £50 an A, £40 a B and £20 a C, and she didn't manage to win a lousy purple note.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

You always bring up an isolated example, usually from your pikey family, as to why increased funding in education might be a waste of time.
It might work that way in law, where one example of precedent is sufficient, but it's not very scientific.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Also, for what it's worth, research shows that the most beneficial way to spend on education is to pour it into early years.
Your teenage cousin was already a lost cause by the time you tried to bribe it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

she was top of the class then
she got badly bullied by kids who weren't as bright and thought working was for "gays"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Those kids know everything!

( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

no, tangles knows everything!
can't you keep up?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I'm struggling to see how you have made this assumption based on what I said.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

did you wake up on the left side of your bed today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

My bed has no right hand side.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Morning chums
I've got a fairly quiet week this week. Mrs Cow is off to Alton Towers on Tuesday/Wednesday with the school so I'm taking the kids for an Italian cheapo tomorrow

I can sort of work different hours each day round how I'd like to do it. I got in at 9:30 today and will leave at 5. Tomorrow will be early start, earlier finish
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Frankie and Benny's eh?
Or pushing the boat out and going to Pizza Express?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Not even that, sorry
Cheapo local Italian restaurant.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Get thee to Voucher Cloud!
It ain't a proper Italian treat without a discount.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)

£3.95 a head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)

a for
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

how is that even possible?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)

it's just cheese on toast innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)

I have no idea
but I dont care. No cooking, kids like pasta, job done.

I am rather chilled at the moment and have no need to be stressing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Sambucas?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Yep!
Never been
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I've generally found them pretty good.
Couple have opened up nearby. It's not all cheap, mind. Specials can be a bit pricier.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

I just want a pizza or something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

They look pretty good.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Christ that's the not even a special offer!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

tomorrowsa your dolmio day

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)

blobbing^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)

BLOBBY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Fantastic Life, BA DA BA BA DA DA DA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)

YOU CUUUUUUUNT

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Morning all
I'm supposed to work 35 hours per week but I've been working 40-45 for a couple of months now. But I'd happily work my 35 in 4 or 4.5 days and take a Friday (or even just the afternoon) off.

This week could turn into a complete shitfest. I'm looking to have Thursday and Friday off with the kids but I need to get my current project signed off by close of play on Wednesday. I foresee some blind panic before then as the users change their minds a few times between now and then - they've already had an about turn this morning. Cunts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Have you considered being more efficient?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I've read about that, but I remain unconvinced.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

You should probably spend more time on b3ta

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I saw shitfest at infest

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I spent most of Sunday morning listening to Big Black.
I'm just so edgy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

listening to sucking on

+cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

*sets dozer on fire*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Steve Albini's a bit of a knob but his bands are good.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Meh.
Hopefully will be an OK week. Ive just spent the morning moving people's pcs around. Hoping their new spots might cause a bit of friction to brighten up the day.

I have a date on Saturday then off to Glasgow for a night on Sunday. let's do this!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Glasgow is a really cool city for culture and nightlife.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

culture nightlife

skag heads

alkies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Unlike London, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

yep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

nope

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

london is not famous for it
Glasgow is
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Hahahahaha. Classic Nakers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

well maybe round your way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)

oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

the only thing I know about Glasgow is it's deprivation and low life expectancy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Get your Google-finger out and do an image search for Paisley.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I have some love;y paisley pocket squares

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Ian Paisley is a famous Irish politician.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Paisley Underground is an early genre of alternative rock, based primarily in Los Angeles, California, which was at its most popular in the mid-1980s.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Paisley is not Glasgow

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

just like a hamster-crazed loner is famous for knowing anything about culture or nightlife

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Glasgow is a ghastly shitpit. Soz.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I disagree, soz
Then again, did you not go on record as stating that the only nice bit of Edinburgh is main shopping thoroughfare, Princes Street?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

You're wrong, soz.
Yeah, they keep the streets swept for the tourists. Edinburgh as a whole is 90% distressingly depressing cheap pebble-dashed hovels.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

Wrong again, K Dogg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Im going to get pissed and watch Lady Gaga.
Fuck culture and fuck you
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

From your dating apps?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

This one's snared off Twitter

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Good luck, hope it goes well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA!

Tosser, go away
               Tosser, go away
  Tosser, go away
                 Tosser, go away
    Tosser, go away
                   Tosser, go away
      Tosser, go away
                     Tosser, go away
        Tosser, go away
                       Tosser, go away
          Tosser, go away
                         Tosser, go away

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I got stepped for this on Friday.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Stepping's too good for you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

innit!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Me too \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I'm immune to stepping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I came back and posted the same thing I got stepped for, nothing happened the second time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

You're my hero.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

The mod was probably blobbing.

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

All I ask for is a little consistency in getting B& when typing three words on the internet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Three words can tell a story
like...

Cranners Topped Himself
( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Tosser went away.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

I wonder what kind of payout his ex wife would get for the kid if he do do the decent thing

( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I don't think life assurance pays out i the event of suicide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)

But what about the bazillion quid in trust funds and offshore wank accounts?

( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

HMRC will clear them out to pay back years of dodgy banking through Cyprus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Could YOU afford that?

( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

pension funds pay out though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Yup, my dads paid out to my brother

( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:27, Reply)

normally outside of the estate as well, so unlikely to be hit by IHT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Has he flounced, then?

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Flouncing real life
Now there's a concept.
( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I posted an anagram of tosser, go away
and an animated gif of wobbling usvsthem staff members tits.
( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Me three!

( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Tosser, go away
               Tosser, go away
  Tosser, go away
                 Tosser, go away
    Tosser, go away
                   Tosser, go away
      Tosser, go away
                     Tosser, go away
        Tosser, go away
                       Tosser, go away
          Tosser, go away
                         Tosser, go away 

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Tosser go,
Tosser go,
Tosser, go away.
Oh what fun it is to rhyme,
And metre like a gay.

HEY!
( Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)