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Good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:42, 223 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:44, Reply)

😘
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Gaston.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
We have decided to surprise my mum by moving closer to home.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
kipping on her sofa?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
that is a ridiculous euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
it's not polite to sniff someone's bin drippings until you've kipped on their sofa

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
people are well advised to leave my bins alone.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I hate bin juice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
you're probably gay then

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
but you love red setters

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
MEATSNAKE she's flirting with me again :(
I dunt wanna see her growler I'm about to have my supper
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:22, Reply)
I'm about to post a growler pic we took on holiday....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
there was a switch in that submarine marked "anal"
swear to god.

i laughed.

meatsnake bollocked me for being "immature".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:35, Reply)
To be fair it was after we had laughed at 'growler' and after you had interrupted me hearing about nuclear missiles to point at something that looked like a black dildo
I have my limits
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)
yeah, and don't pretend anal is beyond them
jay will be disappoint.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:41, Reply)
i hope it's fish pie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Rare roast beef :s

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
I buy my cat slices of that as a treat on Sundays

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)
with too much horseradish and lumpy gravy

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)
i don't think he said it was french beef

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:34, Reply)
i started to type something then
grossed myself out.

you win this round, bare monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:34, Reply)

type wash
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:35, Reply)
The search going well then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:02, Reply)
Actually it is now we've decided that we don't want a flat.
Viewing one house was all our took to make minds up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:37, Reply)
but think of all the advantages of a flat
you get to listen to other people's music for free and you get plenty of opportunities to redecorate when they forget to them off the taps
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:39, Reply)
and free sniffs of bin drippings

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:46, Reply)
Tggi

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)

💨🐷
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
fod

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:47, Reply)

🐒
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)

👊👉💩
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)

👍👍👍
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)
yer

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)

( ยด_ゝ`)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:51, Reply)
haha yer.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)

W⚓
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:54, Reply)

💉
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)

✔
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
I can't see your, obviously shit, square things.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
upgrade you're netscape

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:18, Reply)
he's stuck in 1993
Or as McBeef calls it, 'the future'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Im on a pc?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)
+th

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Im on tha pc, muthafuckas

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)
pthc m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:43, Reply)
No thanks, I've just put one out

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
hope it didn't dribble too much in the lift

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
aren't you dead from a face/magnet tragic accident yet?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)

🐣
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
that's just a little square
not as much of a little square as you, clearly, but a little square nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:16, Reply)
it's a cute little budgie hatchling, you vile and haggard witch xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:17, Reply)
hmmmmm
i shall check this when i get home.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)
It works on my iPhone
That is actually quite cute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)

😺
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Fuck yourself to death

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)

🐙
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)

🔔🔚
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Typical 👳
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)
is this the dozer appreciation society?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:09, Reply)
it really is :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:12, Reply)

🎭
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:13, Reply)
I wonder what barbara windsor's tits look like now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)
like a pair of 15 denier "american tan" tights stuffed with tennis balls
why?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28, Reply)
^ first hand experience

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)
well yeah
she's my mate's grandma's mate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)
granny lesbos!
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)
stuffing tennis balls into tights is a rite of passage in some girls schools

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:30, Reply)
electric toothbrushes are b& in some girls schools

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)

👀
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:29, Reply)
they were nowt to write home about in the 60s
they'll be like two deflated balloons left on a wall a week after a kids' party
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:32, Reply)
covered in dust, hair and wrinkles

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:37, Reply)
Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:40, Reply)
with saggy, puckered nipples that look like the knot

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)
poor meatsnake

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)
can we talk about barabara windsor now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Hope you get bird flu.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)

🐓🐓🐓
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33, Reply)

💩
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:41, Reply)
get fucked, emoji nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:42, Reply)

☝ upset
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:44, Reply)

💩 off
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:46, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78wx9AoZZ0
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:22, Reply)
nice bit of stoner rock there Jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)
He'll be googling your real name next

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)

twitter.com/TimStilton
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:31, Reply)
yer seen it before, ta

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:55, Reply)
My beef is proper moist!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:54, Reply)
bit rude mate

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Tell me you don't want to taste it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:00, Reply)
I'd rather sniff your bin drippings

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:05, Reply)
8 roast potatoes may have been too many :S

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:07, Reply)
what kind of fat?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:11, Reply)
I sti maintain that "smoking points of different cooking fats" was one of the best threads EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:12, Reply)
that's some niche erotica

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:12, Reply)
where IS mighty badger?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)
he's still around on Other Internet
and making cute babies
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:19, Reply)
oh good, i liked badger. Always first to bite on a "science trool"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:20, Reply)
gonz is keeping him warm by regularly backing pseudo-scientific bollocks on kickstarter

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:26, Reply)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:59, Reply)
I'm watching a lefty documentary on channel four you'd be proud

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:02, Reply)
what's the subject?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Rich people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:07, Reply)
They always try to wriggle out of paying fees

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:08, Reply)
How much money do you need to have to be rich?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:10, Reply)
I dunno I'm not really paying attention, just checking zoopla to see how much my flat has risen in value

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:13, Reply)
12.6% in a year

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)
3 feet high and rising

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)
14.9% IN YOUR FACE FOLKSTONE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:19, Reply)
My mortgage is only about 15% of the value though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:21, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2414518
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:22, Reply)
27 thousand pounds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:13, Reply)
No one has that kind of money you nutter

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16, Reply)
it's 30 lifetimes of debt for poor old AA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:19, Reply)
only loosers get bailed out :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:22, Reply)
poor old chimpy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:23, Reply)
sadly missed and fondly remembered :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:23, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36, Reply)
I liked Chompy, maybe I'm a bad judge

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Not as bad as your wife

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Well, you clearly chose the wrong wife.
Maybe you're not great with people.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)
:(............20+ years

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:10, Reply)
Fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:32, Reply)
You smell like an old plop and have a face like a plop too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:33, Reply)
keyword: plop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:35, Reply)
You look a bit like a normal sized man that's shrunk in the wash.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:35, Reply)
sofa lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Hey! No real life references! Cyber bullying!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:38, Reply)
You started it with my ploppy face.
You know how sensitive I am about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:40, Reply)
Yeah, sorry mate I went too far.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:41, Reply)

🐷
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36, Reply)
fucken virgin cunts have blocked my torrent site :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36, Reply)
which site?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36, Reply)
kick ass, was missed by their last cull, I'll have to find another now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:37, Reply)
What is it your trying to get on?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Kickass torrents, can you not read?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Which site is that?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:45, Reply)
pirate bay mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)
blocked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:49, Reply)
even if you use a proxy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Wow, what's with all the hostitly, I thought that this may have come in with the downloading music thing
and I was about to throw you a bone....not sure if I can be arsed now!
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:48, Reply)
xx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)

proxyitalia.appspot.com/kat.ph/movies/
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:47, Reply)
oooh clever Bill Clay!
Have a fig roll
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Oh man, I LOVE fig rolls

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:53, Reply)
so you just press the dealy and get a free movie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 21:13, Reply)
HI GUYS!
Fascinating fact of the day:

No stamp duty land tax is payable where property is transferred as a result of a divorce settlement!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50, Reply)
If only that was relevant to anyone here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:51, Reply)
if only...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:52, Reply)

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