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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm having my corpse left to rot for a fortnight and then trebucheted into the house of lords.
/answeringinanewthread
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:39, 39 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I'm going to have mine pickled and then mounted on a hatstand as a comedy objet d'art

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:46, Reply)
I'm pickling mine from the inside.
I've got a donor card so I'll probably end up being given to Sarsons
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)

comedy objet d'art novelty hamster cage
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)
you have a weird obsession m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:11, Reply)
Haha yeah good one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I've requested that I be stuffed and mounted as a permanent memorial to my family
You can make your own jokes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)

okes am
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Okay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:08, Reply)
yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
yes thanks
how's bachelor life
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Less wearing of clothes, everything generally messier, a brief respite from a general feeling of oppression

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)
fewer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Scones

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)
'Garage'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Pacific

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
open season on orange john

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:29, Reply)
There's a kids with celbrable plausy, don't speak, can barely move his eyes, was starved of oxygen in the womb, think he's blind (or at least, he's not opened his eyes once), lots of pain, just done his 12th birthday.
I can't help but to feel it's cruel to keep him alive, I think i'd want to be dead if I was like that, or my family was like that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
on the itv news this was

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I've moved on to the Taliban now, what's the fucking point in them, aye? What's that all about? Going about shooting up schools, 'ave a word.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)
they should invite the Taliban round to the special schools to kill all the kids whose lives you don't consider worth living

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)
They'd make a mockery of it, probably go about all kinds of crazy shit.
And to be fair, I've thought that about family members, and they don't have half of this kid's problems.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)
How old is your mum now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)
She wouldn't get on well with the Taliban, I don't think she'd sign up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Their loss I think

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)
She knows their anthem though, "Hay mister taliban, tally me bananas, day light come and me wanna go home"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)
Given the chance, wouldn't we all want to shoot up a school, though?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)
head dobber! haha, classic!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)
perhaps you should ask him

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)
He can't reply, don't see what he gets out of being alive.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)
how do you know?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)
I think you need to have volentary use of your nervous system in order to type.
wait, that makes no sense... but basiclly, he can't control any of his body, so he couldn't reply.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)
did he type this for you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)
HAHA GONZ TIPES FUNNY!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:41, Reply)
OH ENN GEE WAT A REVALYSHUN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)
please make this happen in the New Year after Burns night and before Valentines day.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 18:59, Reply)
Bums night more like!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 19:28, Reply)

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