Cheers

( $$ ✅, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:23, 144 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

imma get so drunk that I crash into airport security tomorrow morning and get destroyed in a controlled explosion

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:25, Reply)

will look out for you on the BBC news website

( $$ ✅, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Don't forget to leave falsified evidence behind to ensure your enemies are falsely imprisoned.

( Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:42, Reply)

like doing a sick in somebody's coat pocket?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Dropping a soiled condom in someone's pocket is much funnier.

( Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:45, Reply)

what if I sick up a soiled condom into somebody's hood?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:53, Reply)

that's just a normal friday for you

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I'm off into toon to punch a horse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:47, Reply)

^ DG wannabe.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:51, Reply)

this place went to shit when DG left
the fophaired dogburp
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I ent going anywhere near the toon this weekend.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Me neither

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)

cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)

ywas

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:13, Reply)

I mistyped 'yes' but somehow I prefer this

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Twosie, as comfy as a onsie but half the price

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

And double the fun!
And stench
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:33, Reply)

Company Xmas do tonight
Much merriment*, happy times** and great food***.

*I doubt it, there are a couple of directors I get on with, the rest are a bit up themselves

** I won't be drinking as I have to drive home, so no.

*** It's at a hotel, I expect salmonella, botulism and ebola - at the very least
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Have you thought that maybe they all hate you anyway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)

captain placid likes pretending to hate colleagues

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Evening children
i need entertaining on my way home as I can't be added to work and have forgotten my headphones
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

alright nakington

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Brittas.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

Gregory.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Good job entertaining me everyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:45, Reply)

*destroys planet*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Why don't you get the train singing Erasure songs again.
Like you did the other day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Did you see that shit? Someone should've pushed him in front of the next train
no jury in the land would convict you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Can't sorry, started smashing it too early and now my entertaining skills are shot to fuck.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I've just done the dishes whilst listening to Jello Biafra and Ministry side project Lard.
Surprisingly, all of the dishes are still intact.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:22, Reply)

I have wrapped some presents, I'm bored now. I'm going to wrap the rest xmas morning. True story.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:25, Reply)

I dun writ my Xmas cards yesterday, and have since entrusted their delivery to the royal mail.
What am I like, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:35, Reply)

You're like a woman, sending cards is gay. Looking forward to receiving mine!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:36, Reply)

But I dun't have your address.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Dave
Half flat
Hammersmith
London
B4W B4G

Or

Dave
Empty House
Folkestone
Kent
P3N 15
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:40, Reply)

OK.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:41, Reply)

If you go with the london one include swipe, if I start getting my own mail here she might think I have moved in

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:43, Reply)

Righto m8.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:43, Reply)

I like Lard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:26, Reply)

War Pimp Renaissance is an excellent track.
And their cover of They're Coming to Take Me Away is, appropriately enough, fucking mental.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:29, Reply)

I was listening to that Will The Fetus Be Aborted the other night; Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon.
Haha, Jello Biafra is well edgy!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:33, Reply)

Might go out then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:36, Reply)

BYE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:38, Reply)

Great, please do a Captain Oates.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:47, Reply)

gone for a pint.
Was seriously torn between that and a carry out from the offie and film.

I fear I may have made the wrong choice.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 20:11, Reply)

My original plan for this evening was just a sarnie and a couple of bottle of beers
but I've had the beers and now for some reason my new plan is to buy more beer and get kebab meat and chips.

Not sure how that happened. Again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)

where everyone knows your gay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)

who is your gay

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:38, Reply)

and what does he gay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:50, Reply)

he gays your gay

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:53, Reply)

is there a declensions chart available

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:56, Reply)

A wipe would probably be more helpful

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:01, Reply)

the size of my arse, A1 or gtfo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:03, Reply)