Wok and Roll
My Wok is now seasoned....beat that if you can...go on I dare you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:36, 46 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Did your stirfry turn out ok?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:37, Reply)

Yes..did a Crispy beef in Hoisin sauce and a S'n'S chicken
the duck in filo pastry, egg fried rice and Chow mien were also cooked really well, god I am like Gonz but on a good day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:41, Reply)

You'll make a very good wife one day.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:42, Reply)

Women multi task
Men do one thing at a time really well, Thank god I have a microwave
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:43, Reply)

^ shit cook

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:49, Reply)

Yes very, I even use meat :o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:53, Reply)

Recycled vegetarian then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:58, Reply)

I do actually like vegetarian food
as long as it ain't trying to be a meat dish
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:02, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:39, Reply)

Pussy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:41, Reply)

watching York on telly, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:41, Reply)

Fuck off Dozers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:42, Reply)

get fucked, pubic hare

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:43, Reply)

I have.
What about you virgin boy?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:44, Reply)

DBT's daughter is a hot piece of ass.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:45, Reply)

^ Cyril Smith wannabe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:51, Reply)

Cyril went for boys didn't he? Dozer goes for the girls apparently.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:52, Reply)

Only now hes moved onto cats

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:54, Reply)

I bet you're glad frog gazzed you our address. You creepy man.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:51, Reply)

upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:01, Reply)

Go away.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:42, Reply)

I hope you die on January 3rd 2015

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:43, Reply)

bit late for dinner, you'll never get a good night's sleep like that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:45, Reply)

Poor Harters hasn't had a good night's sleep since his wife and son disowned him

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:46, Reply)

What do you think happens when you go out for them crafty spliffs?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:48, Reply)

What do you think happens?
Also: *those
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:53, Reply)

LESS of that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:54, Reply)

fewer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:05, Reply)

TWTJ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:08, Reply)

TCTH

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:14, Reply)

TCTGB
and they're in control
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:14, Reply)

I may even stay up till midnight
#nosleeptillBrooklyn
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:47, Reply)

Have you a note frrom your mum?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:50, Reply)

No I'll just fight for my right

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:52, Reply)

going to watch deejay mac beef on his wheels of steel playing trip hop and afrobeat or saink.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:46, Reply)

ask him to play the Reynolds Girls for me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:48, Reply)

I'm only going to boo him off stage
Wanna get there for the start, as between you and me he won't last long up there before the crowd get fed up and l like seeing him run away crying.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:48, Reply)

haha he's such a crybaby

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:55, Reply)

And for me the Mary Jane Girls "All night long"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 20:49, Reply)

Woah Dozer put me on ignore
OR there has been a deletion of some kind?????????
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:04, Reply)

^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:05, Reply)

Upset? I'm fucking livid
Finally thought I'd got rid of you

:D
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:08, Reply)

where is Murphy?
Also, I have discovered that not only are all my friends heartless they are relentless grammar Nazis. We all need fewer of that kind of thing.

Fuck woks! They are for niggers and queers.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:14, Reply)

Eddie?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:24, Reply)

some fucking huskie lost to thieving gypos or summat

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:31, Reply)

his quantum of wantum cannot vary

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 21:30, Reply)