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sympathy 'morning'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 0:04, 135 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

sympathy 'reply'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 7:24, Reply)

your 'mother'

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 8:14, Reply)

No, just having a shit!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 8:28, Reply)

I don't need your sympathy
There's nothing you can say or do for me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 8:43, Reply)

Well this is good

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Shh

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)

you should read some fascinating housing regulations instead

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:12, Reply)

i know that people with difficult jobs and good brains intimidate you
but you'll get further in life if you keep it hidden
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:32, Reply)

oh lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)

there's nothing like slagging off other people's careers
to show full confidence in your own
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)

^spent three years slagging off chompys admin job

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:42, Reply)

alright udagawa

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:58, Reply)

terrible bullying of the clerical dweebs

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)

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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)

self awareness a-go-go

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)

christ i wish you would go-go
you're the most boring person on the entire site, and that's really saying something
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)

upset

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)

^ spent 10 years slagging off anyone that works in IT

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)

The world cannot function on conveyancing alone.

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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)

it's like scousers and brummies mocking each other's accents

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)

well that's just common sense

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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)

^ uses a fork to eat yoghurt
I think this excludes you from the 'common sense' subset of humanity.

Sorry, I don't make the rules.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)

WRONG!!!!
i don't like yoghurt.

ha!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:57, Reply)

A thousand apologies. My Excel spreadsheet is woefully out of date.
What was it? Ice cream? It was, wasn't it?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:21, Reply)

it was last night
ben and jerrys minter wonderland, to be specific
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:31, Reply)

I'm not a part timer. I work 8-4.

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Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:19, Reply)

Dolly Parton's just phoning it in these days.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:29, Reply)

I heard she just replays old answerphone messages and mimes

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)

I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)

And they spread into your system like a virus

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:54, Reply)

No you may not drive a great big Cadillac

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:59, Reply)

Hard rock hard-hitting hip hop hardcore

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:59, Reply)

I always preferred Mezzanine, although live at the albert hall was good and all.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:04, Reply)

Not even in my top three Greek foodstuffs

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)

Last time I was in Greece one of the places I eat at had a badly translated menu.
One of the dishes was 'cock in wine'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)

that wasn't a mistranslation
you'd pulled
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)

in and
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)

I was and Greece?
wtfayboaytfc?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:09, Reply)

~~was~~ were
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)

what the fuck are you banging on about you thick fucking cunt?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

JE SUIS DOLMADES!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:07, Reply)

Mezzanine's a good album like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)

I went to see them at Shepard's Bush.
When they played Angel, just as they got to the "Loveyouloveyouloveyouloveyou" drop, some prick with four pints and a skinhead pushed between me and my mate shouting "SORRY LADS MIND IF I GET THROUGH?!".

It was the opposite of The Magic Gig Moment.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I saw them in Cardiff and some prick in a Vans tshirt fuckin' stank

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)

... but at least you thus had room to dance.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:25, Reply)

hi

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:54, Reply)

word up, windlebury piggleton the third

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Marnin'

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)

Hello.
I'm glad to see everyone has approached Monday morning in good spirits.
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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)

imma get dressed in a bit and see what glories the world holds

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

I am clad only in a dressing gown

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

How do your work colleagues feel about this?

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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

dunno, they're in Leeds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

They probably wouldn't be too bothered then
As long as you're wearing hair rollers and ankle high sheepskin slippers too.
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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)

things just got SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)

it's black and fluffy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Grace's replacement?

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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)

the cat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I wouldn't put a cat up your arse without declawing it first.

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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)

^vanilla

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)

raspberry ripple

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)

milk milk lemonade

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)

'Round the corner your mum's showing off her fanny for 5p a shot.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

That's deflation for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)

~~deflation~~ degradation
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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:03, Reply)

This is well rubbish you bunch of spastics.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)

^ upset

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

Yes I am, it's a perpetual state for me.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2443868
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

Classic 'Owen'

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)

I blame old beef curtain.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

I blame the moslems

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)

^firebomb this please

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)

Je t'aime Charlie

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)

Da fuq is this shit?
You bunch of fannies
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)

It's mostly rory talking to himself.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Really? I heard he was in a coma or summat

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)

They gave him his headdobber back as part of his therapy.

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Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:12, Reply)

Sounds like some Lawnmower Man type shit if he's posting from a coma
He's in the sytem man! Just like how ghost shark can go anywhere there's water! Don't drink the water or ghost shark'll split you in two!!
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:27, Reply)

I was but I got better, lol!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)

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