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So I just screwed up I think by making pizza dough with self raising rather than bread flour.
Worth redoing or just see what happens?

What are your biggest fuck ups this year?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:18, 196 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I nearly missed the postman just now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:22, Reply)
What's in the mail?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:23, Reply)
I had to send something to a man to take a picture and I nearly forgot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:24, Reply)
Cool

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
That would be a camera, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
I am stuffed to the gunwales with curry.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)
Hope you don't fall into a korma.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
What type of curry?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)


Dhaka Murgh
Originates From Dhaka - Breast Of Fresh Chicken Stuffed With Mince Lamb With Mashed Potatoes And Spinach And Garnished With Fresh Coriander And Tomatoes And Glazed With Honey. This Is A Medium Dish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
I think it's good they sell curry in different sizes.
A medium sounds like the best size for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
I never would have got through a large.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
Did you get a Kingfisher top?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Straight Cobra.
#GEEZER
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Oooh, grown up drinks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
I bought a curry last night and it really wasn't worth it
1) It tasted of nothing, I don't know how they did it, but it litterally was like eating thick lumpy water.
2) I paid £15 for the privalage
3) I only had about 1/3 of it because I just couldn't be bothered; calorificly it was a poor return on it's investment.
4) I woke up with worst pains than usual and i'm blaming it.

I'm going to get a McDonalds tonight, that hardly ever goes wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Why not have a sensible dinner instead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
nothing wrong with the occasional McDonalds.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
It's a Friday night and i'm staying in, why shouldn't I treat myself?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
I think it's great when you give yourself or young children McDonalds for a treat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)
A great calorific return on your investment really.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)
What will you order?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
Hmmm, not sure; maybe "a large fillet o'fish meal, strawberry milkshake, 9 McNuggets and 4 sweet'n'sour sauces".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
I do like their shakes, although I'm not sure if they contain milk. Their burgers are pretty rank though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
They'll do, by the time you add the sweet'n'sour and all that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:37, Reply)
Never liked the milkshakes at McDs

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
I'm 50/50 on if they make me feel rank afterwards; sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)
McFlurry for 'afters'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
Loleuphimism.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)
Nah', that'll do me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:01, Reply)
because it has very little nutritional value.
make yourself sausage and mash with a green vegetable or saink.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
I don't think anyone eats McDs for the nutritional value; they eat it because they fancy it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Besides, I lost weight again, I'm now under 11st

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Jeez you're lighter than me.
Congratulations, hopefully it was deliberate not illness related.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
^^amphetamine diet^^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
Probably had his legs amputated.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Hah, I'm not 100% sure to tell you the truth - I just stopped eating crap.
I still talk about eating crap but I really don't actually eat that much.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)
well done, gonz.
Fill your Maccy D boots.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
A fella's got to treat himself.
Or I might forgo the milkshake above and get a couple of tins of desterardio or whatever they call it; the tequila one
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)
Compared to what he usually eats, it's like a plateful of broccoli in the nutrition stakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:34, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31554844

Let them go. Fucking idiots
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
I don't know why anyone cares.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)
gotta keep us domesticated, scared and UPSET somehow.
Keeps us from rioting and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)
I wouldn't riot over some silly girls going to Syria.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
depends how fit they are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
Bit harsh Jay.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
Anyone who willingly goes and joins that group of, quite simply, barbaric individuals willlingly
deserves all they get.... hm?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
i just don't care.
cunts killing cunts=less cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)
fewer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
Have you thought about going to Syria?
You really should.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
no way, i hate the muzzers nearly as much as i hate the poofs

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)
Still not out the closet?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
why arent you dead yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
Which is why you deserve to be called a massive chutney every time you post!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
I own what I am, Jeffers.
How many of you can say the same?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
I can.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
I thought your ex-wife owned half of it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
Nope. She didn't want it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Sensible woman
Well, apart from the whole marrying you thing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
Marry in haste. Repent in leisure.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
^ massive chutney

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
I'm more of a man than you'll ever be
and more of a woman than you'll ever get, bbz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
Yeah but I still have both feet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
I am sure they are great company and keep you warm at night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)
You've mistaken me for Dozer
Not very nice, not nice at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
You're all the same to me.
#AceofSpades
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:26, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
I'm thinking of joining

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:04, Reply)
I doubt they'd have you tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
I can grow a pretty decent beard

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
Mind, they do like paedo beards.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
It's the way of Allah

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Inshallah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
Gesundheit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
Good old allah.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
you'd love running round the desert with a sack cloth on your head.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
Running is for fat people

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
you glide, darling
like a candle in the wind
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
And blacks

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
And muggers...oh, hang on.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
add half a cup of grated parmesan to the dough, yeah?
Keep it foolish, yeah? Well futile!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, Reply)
You should bin it and go find a great little family run Italian place.
The one I regret at the moment is not getting an offer in early enough on a house I saw a few weeks ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
hey he has pizza express vouchers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
How are you, you philanderer?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)
Trying to find another house to buy
I'll now be paying two mortgages, still better than renting*

*Paying someone else's mortgage
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
hey, no mortgage chat, chompo will get upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)
You're still paying someone else's mortgage you prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)
but you get the benefit of sale proceeds and equity.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
No he doesn't, his ex-wife does

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:26, Reply)
don't talk shit.
if you pay the mortgage you get your share.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:26, Reply)
Dunno, never been divorced

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
then stop talking pish

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Never.
Besides, I like bullying harters.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)
^This
He really does
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)
Typical muzzer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:31, Reply)
He's an enemy of Islam and should be beheaded.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)
It's a bit messy that beheading. The Saudis do it better.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:36, Reply)
:(
Talk about kick a man whilst he's down.....you rotter
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
I've decided to flog my flat in London, sick of the hassle for not brilliant returns. Property thread!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:26, Reply)
#Bluetones

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Nah it's fine I can take some photos of them if you'd like, you all love food photos.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
I actually do miss the pictures Gonz used to post of his cullinary delights

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

imgur.com/5Z8dGns
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
That looks edible.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Yeah should be.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)
I just got a call from my own job's client, and they really want to poach me. It's quite a big name, one of the biggest names in their industry; proper international group of brands...
... but I can't jump ship, am really really happy where I am, and have a very good (but easy) life at the moment.

Still, it's great to know that i'm still loved !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:36, Reply)
Would you have better prospects, income?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:40, Reply)
I've sort of got the impression that Gonz is a sort of King Midas in his field.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:46, Reply)
Their name is already on my CV, but I don't really work for money... After a certain point it becomes moot; if your ambitions aren't much higher than owning a dog(and having the house to keep it in)
On the other hand, my work at this place is pulling in serious money so on a ratio I'm making a bigger impact here than I would there.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:55, Reply)
Don't knock the dosh, although if you're enjoying yourself, good for you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:58, Reply)
Cheers, I see what you mean, if I had kids it would be different.
I don't think my lifestyle would really change on it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Big fish small pond etc
Plus at the moment I can turn up at 1am and leave at 6 - and nobody bats an eyelid.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:58, Reply)
Is it a bit like the IT crowd, or even wackier?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:06, Reply)
I've said this before
But when I was at school in the early 80's there was a CSE course on "computers" - big ol' clumpy things - and us clever kids were steered away from them because they weren't relevant....
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:08, Reply)
What's bigger, what's the profile and above all what advances you?
Fuck loyalty - it never pays.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:42, Reply)
do they have more slides and pinball tables in their office?
you should deffo jump ship if they do
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:50, Reply)
Nah, all the Perfume & Cosmetics I can ask for though
And probably more swanky fashion party's.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:57, Reply)
that's lucky
because you're ugly and you stink
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:04, Reply)
I bet when you see me post, your internal monolog starts singing "What if Gonz was one of us?"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:10, Reply)
nuh-uh ... straight into Sexy MF

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)
Are you saying that Gonz needs make-up and a seasonally fragrant cologne to present himself?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)
adam woodyatt y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:27, Reply)
And he is....?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:30, Reply)
sexiest man alive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:37, Reply)
A man. I see. I'm unfamialar with his work.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:39, Reply)
He's no Steve McDonald

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:55, Reply)
i wish I knew where he got his lipstick

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)
He must have bought a shitload of it if he can afford to waste that much colouring in his coat as well

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:03, Reply)

His name is Ian Albert Beale

Commander of the Chip shop of the East End

General of some other small buisnesses

Loyal servant to the true emperor, Queen Vic,

Father to a murdered daughter,

Husband to a wife who has been written out of the show

And he will have his vengeance -- in this life or the next thursday at 8:30.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:57, Reply)
epic thread m8
epic
thread
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
Nine more posts for the delete

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)
I only delete when people are upset.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:01, Reply)
Sparing others their blushes, that's kinda sweet

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)
I'm terribly upset by this news

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:03, Reply)

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