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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New thread time? Yeah why not, something news related, yeah?
What does the class think about Monty's mate from the Treworgey days having to stump up for his lazy ex-wife?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-31849493

Alt: Have you ever punched or been punched by a colleague?
Tell us stories of how you meted out some rough justice or summat.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:02, 169 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
No. But a mate of mine punched one of their forklift drivers and kept his job.
Mostly because he does something a bit specialist for the company and the forklift guy was a bit of a prick.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:06, Reply)
McBeef seems to have got away with pushing his warehouse manager off the mezzanine.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:09, Reply)
Man, I wish this office had a mezz.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Serves the cunt right, I'd be pissed off too if someone started standing on my CDs

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Alt: No but I have been swung around by the tits.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)
How was the vegetarian option last night?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:08, Reply)
I didn't go, mate.
Quorn chilli indeed.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)

didn't go wasn't missed AT ALL
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
it was fucking awesome
that mcquorn can cook a mean chilli
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
You appear to be the only one still alive today

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
i killed them
more chilli for me
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
I assumed it was more drink/drug related

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
well, maybe you should stop judging other people by your own standards, EH?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
Hey, you've got to have a baseline.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)

base
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Stop judging other people by your own standards.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
That's pretty appalling, really.
Alt: No.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)
Keep it under wraps, that's probably best
what with the ongoing court case and everything
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)
On the one hand it is.
On the other hand, they were both 'new-age travellers' for a while so fuck 'em imo.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a very pertinent point.
What kind of hippy would accept an OBE, though?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)
One that made a fuck-ton of money through 'eco energy'.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
A new age traveller who turned out to be quite posh and would prefer to be a wealthy capitalist once he'd grown up a bit?
Whodathunkit?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
you're just upset because you reckon he sold out.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:43, Reply)
i have a bunch of squatters still waiting for his address
as he said they could use his garden
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
He's also having to pay her legal fees to allow her to take this action against him.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)
That's just wrong.
The point here is though that he didn't get a Financial Order when he got divorced. It's his own stupid fault.

Hippy millionaire twat.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
From what they were saying on the radio, this morning,
it sounds like she'll get much less than she was asking for, but the legal fees will see him out of pocket, just the same. Can't say I agree with the ruling of the court, though, as her claim is for money that he didn't have even they were still married.
Alt: no, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Some kid punched me on the elbow, back when I was doing my paper round, dislodging an enormous scab and getting scared off by the blood.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)

punched me on the elbow, back when I was doing my paper round, dislodging an enormous scab and getting scared off by the blood. burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:23, Reply)
oh fuck

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)

e on the y
, back when I was doing my paper round, dislodging an enormous scab and getting scared off by the blood . I didn't like it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Again!
Again, again!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
It just keeps getting funnier

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:30, Reply)
I didn't like it.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
Ew. Our replies were eerily similar.
You big poof!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
I think he fancies you, Jase

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Are we loving, or fighting?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)
whatever you want, baby

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
Both at the same time?
Dirty.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:50, Reply)
sure. I'll bring the lube

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
I just emailed semi popular ex poster Kitty O'Hara with this image.
i.imgur.com/vCifNrr.jpg
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
I've fucked fatter.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
"You can't get fatter than a Stunned-fucked fatter"

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
Fuck all these fad diets and workout regimes, that lass seems to have lost five stone just from falling into the road

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
Pole is the bestest excorzise their eva is!

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Yeah, but they refuse to wear protection and stink of pickled cabbage

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)

So he started up a successful company after their divorce. Wouldn;t she only be entitled to money to the value of what he had before? I don't get it. Or is it for child maintenance?

I dont care either tbh.

alt. No for either.

Im a lover, not a fighter.
Ive always got my mates backs though - up against the wall.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
seems like she is a bit of cunt.
But then, he might be too? How will I ever decide which one I like the best so I can put my full support behind them without some sort of live discussion with both present answering loaded and pre-agreed questions?

Alt: I was attacked by a chef once because after a really terrible lunch service I told him he could probably be replaced by a downs syndrome chimp and we'd get the food out better and quicker. 4 stitches I had to get.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
He has said he will only take part in a live televised discussion if all of their ex-partners are invited to take part as well.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Hahahahaha.
YES, CHEF!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:37, Reply)
we were friends the next day

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Whereas a downs syndrome chimp would have held a grudge for far longer.
Think about that next time, yeah?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
do chimps get downs?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)

www.moopy.org.uk/forums/showthread.php?43138-Can-chimps-get-Downs-Syndrome-(MORNING)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
I would have accepted a simple yes, you wouldn't lie to me.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
tigers do

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
terrible bullying of katie hopkins

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Haha, although I cringe at those who really 'hate' Hopkins/Clarkson
Hopkins/Clarkson thrive off their hate, it makes them do their controversy even more, its what gets them in all the papers.... and you've got to be really over-sensitive over-PC to take anything they say to heart.

I don't put Katie Price in that category, as she actually destroys people's lives.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)
classic episode of Star Trek on telly
Kirk just had a proper rubbish scrap with a blue bloke.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
get a job, you workshy cunt

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
He's living off the inheritance his mother left him,
watching TV whilst his cuckoo daughter frolics in his 44,000ltr pizza oven.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
She had to suck a lot of cocks to get that money.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Is that why the pool's so salty?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:46, Reply)
working is for povvos and queers

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
You know people who say 'if I won the lottery I'd still go to work'.
What a bunch of twats.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
I'd keep it quiet for a few weeks, maybe work my notice, then quietly slip away.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
^ dullest post I've ever made

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
Did he get to snog any fit aliens?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)
not yet
he did have a gratuitous scene with his shirt off though
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
this is only sexy if it's the Chris Pine Kirk tbh

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Karl Urban or GTFO

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:46, Reply)
he plays Bones, dear.
and Judge Dredd. Yummy.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
I thought we were talking about new Star Trek
I only meant Karl over Chris, any day.

*purrs*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
RIP Leonard Nimoy
4evainourhartz
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
alright Gs
I'm reading about trusts.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:37, Reply)
I trust it's very dull

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
it is.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)
I'm fond of lenticular ones.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
I am more of a bowstring arch man myself.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:56, Reply)
YESSS new icons

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Isn't she claiming it's because she raised their kid, or something?
In which case, shouldn't the kid be getting the bulk of it?

Alt: no, never. I'm far too lovely.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
The kid that's been working for his father's company for the last 17 years?
I think he's probably ok for money.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:48, Reply)
You know who the real victim is?
The poor bastard who has to work alongside the hippy's fuckwit son and pick up his slack.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
In which case
she's a money-grabbing harridan and should fuck right off.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
it's quite hard to tell which is the man and which the woman in those pics

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
He certainly dreses like a millionaire, doesn't he?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
he looks like he needs a good bath

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
It's easy, in court, if you're ever confused as to who the man is and who the women is, look at the person being screwed over - that's the one with the penis.
As to whom The Bitch is, that might be harder to tell.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
whoa whoa whoa easy there mr cynical

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
Apparently, back when mr b3th got divorced,
his (female) solicitor told him he was almost certain to get fucked over in the settlement by the judge, just on the basis of him being the bloke.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
And then to make matters worse, some gold-digger got her hooks into the poor bloke.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
Good job I turned up to save him from her then, eh?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:26, Reply)
What percent of women get custody again, out of how many blokes fight for it? What percent of women go against court rulings on access whenever their heals break?
If a fella wants to take on the kids, pay for everything, he'd still have to pay her meal ticket.
If a lass wants to take on the kids, pay for everything, she'd not pay a penny towards his living expenses.

#NotAllMen etc, I know.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
How is Legal Aid for matromonial settlements split up again?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I think they have stopped Legal Aid for divorce and custody hearings.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
Ah', fair doos, don't get me wrong, the pay-gap is a real shitty thing, and all that gender inequality exists, is wrong, and is weighted against women....
.... but it just seems to me that in court that they see, IN GENERAL, women as little petals and blokes as aggressors.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)
it should be a lesson to every man who's gone for looks and not noticed if she had brains to get a job
srsly though, one of my ex's had a beautician (let's not pull on that thread) whom he claimed was really nice. but she didn't sound it to me. at about 26, she'd married some much older rich dude. a couple of months later it shockingly fell apart and she was going for the house and half his wallet. i had zero sympathy for either of them.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:21, Reply)
Game set 'n' Match
My cuz's devorce has
- Cost like £750k from both sides, him paying for both.
- Got her a £1.5m house; he rents and has no other major assets so rents now.
- She used the smash the house out in rages.
- He's a footie fan, the kids aren't even allowed to play footie at school.
- constant montz style last minute no-show
- At the time of the devorce, he was on good money, she got like 80% of it, but now he's not working due to contracts ending and stuff, he still has to pay the same amount.
- She begged and cried for him to not file for devorce before the kid's batmizah, to get that over'n'done with. She then served him papers at the table at the actual doo.
- Loads of other stuff.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)
And for years men have been hitting and cheating on their wives.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:34, Reply)
Yah', they're cunts to, proper horrible cunts, but basing a legal system on a demographic is a shit system.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)
if there is one thing i have learned from my job
it's that you should never ever underestimate the depths to which someone can stoop if you split up.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
or how much money someone will waste over a boundary dispute.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS
bill is presented.

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THE COST...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
I am having a fun boundary time with the neighbours.
They are cunt.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
there was case recently about a retaining wall, joint responsibilty for repair costs.
perhaps Rache can rememeber what it was called.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
it's usually a living nightmare working out who owns what and who is liable for what, if there is nothing express in the deeds

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
one side we just agreed to go halves on it as the deeds had no markings, thinking the other neighbours would also be reasonable.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
urgh how annoying
with the line of the boundary or a feature, like a fence?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
both.
The fence was moved to get there fucking great shed in before we moved in, and are refusing point blank yo get involved in the fence being replaced after they failed to remove the ivy that grew on their side and destroyed the fence.
I'm happy for the boundary to have moved, it's all of 2 inches or so, but the cost of the fence is pissing me off. There's no T marks on plans, and no street wide consensus as to who owns which side. They're saying it's my fence on my land, so we've threatened criminal damage for the damage their ivy, swingseat and demon spawn grandson have caused.
I got an email today saying that if I was to not pursue the damages they'd consider chipping in to the cost of a new fence.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Uppity cunts.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:18, Reply)
what twats
who bothers to spend money on a shed and then doesn't mind the fence looking like shit? twats, that's who.

is there anything historic as to who has paid for it in your deeds? i completely agree they shot themselves in the foot there; that was a rather daft admission.

without seeing the deeds or anything, i think my instinct would be to reply and say that you are glad they are being more reasonable, but as the fence was fine until they damaged it, they have to replace it with one of reasonable quality, or you'll get more legal on their asses.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:21, Reply)
Historical

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
No one ever spares a thought for the judge, do they?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:08, Reply)
alright niggers, coons and currymunchers

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
aren't niggers and coons the same thing?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Ask one

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
that's a very racist thing to say

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)
seems the settlement figure is about as accurate as an ecotricity bill.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
She's already been told that she is unlikely to receive that much.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:12, Reply)
Oh right, so he trades units of electricity.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
It's a utility company.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)
Has anyone gazzed rob for the mod job yet?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
How does one "gaz"?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
first, take your pants off

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
I'm guessing he is way ahead of you here

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
How long have you been a member here?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
9 years 1 month and 11days.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
When they make me qotw mod I'm going to delete your account

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I'd prefer it if you just shot me in the head.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
You like facials from Tangles that much?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
who wouldn't?

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
Boxtrolls

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
My fruit and veg heavy diet makes it *quite* the tasty treat

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
eeewwwww!!!

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Don't tell me you're not tempted to try it.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
MODS!!!!
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)
Now you know where "vegetarian jerk chicken sauce" comes from

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)
11 years, 9 months and 22 days
Holy shit, that's nearly 39% of my life.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:19, Reply)
you'd get less for murder.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:20, Reply)
Hah, not if you murder properly, ala skinning them alive and wearing their face like a mask down a primary school.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2015, 14:24, Reply)

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