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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that shit.
I've just seen what appears to be a clothing website featuring designs by Tangles.

www.1991inc.com/category/tees

What other hilarious 'internet people businesses' are there?

alt: wankywankywankywanky
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:40, 110 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Fuck this shit, I might pop into town for a wander about.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)
You know it's a shit day on here if a tour of the sights of Coventry is an appealing prospect.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
I do enjoy a wander about
The death of retail on the high street has really improved high streets
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
I like how they're like "NO, YOU CAN ONLY HAVE 6 GAMBLING-VIDEO-GAME MACHINES PER PRESMISS"
So all the bookies turned around and said "OK, we'll just open up 3 on every highstreet"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)
PRESS MISS FOR ATTENTION

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
It used to be four.
I like how they have posters over them that say When the FUN stops, it's time to stop.

It used to take a bit of time and determination to have a big loss on the horses but those machines hoover the punters cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)
lol grant shapps what a retard lol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
Homie's totally got the most punchable face in politics.
Well, after Osborn, Gove and Harman, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
you forgot Ed Fannybaws

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Shit forced meme is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)
Give it a few more weeks and my morning commute will be enlivened by the presence of his face on a billboard.
Very, very punchable.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:03, Reply)
mini chevron

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
this is bloody good.
gu.com/p/46kxx

Old murderer finally gets done because he had a breakdown in the toilet.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:52, Reply)
$45 for that shit?
they can all go fuck themselves in the ass
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
Putin is alive and well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:05, Reply)
No shit. Who would have thought it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:06, Reply)
I recon it was Netflix

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
He had you fooled, but he was only putin it on!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)
the ritz

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)
He's great on Home of Cardings

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
Christ, those are a bit loud

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:32, Reply)


(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
CDs in the car.
How quaint.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
EARLIER......IN KRONEYS SOUPED UP MOTOR.......

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)
My car audio is driving me fucking nuts.
My source is an ipod nano ACTUALLY, so suck on that you fucking web-footed fucking worzel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
Nothing beats the 'warmth' of vinyl when you are driving

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
That looks like a fucking excellent way to scratch your records.
Bought a couple more albums this week. I'm probably in double digits now :O :O :O
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Have you started referring to it as a 'record collection' yet?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I have a general music collection made up of multiple genres in several formats.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
remember those Sony portable vertical record players?
stick Paul Young on one of those and you have officially the most 1980s thing that ever happened
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Just because I cant let one of these go by
I got double digits in YM last night
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:22, Reply)
iPod? what is this, 2004?

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
NANO

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
so 2005 then?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
LOOK UPON MY ZUNE, YE MIGHTY
AND DESPAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
What's with all the fucking pictures? This isn't /board

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Best call one of the new mods. Dozer and TwoHats I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
It isn't?
Shit I'm in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
"Hello, this is Orson?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
even my shitty 20 year old polo has a touchscreen in the dash connected via bluetooth to the amp.
Sat Nav, Audio, Video, Phone Tethering, Handsfree.

Yeh but the iPod's nice.

#8TRACKFTW
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
Bluetooth is gash.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Depends what you spend. Better that than cables trailing everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Cables don't trail everywhere if you run them behind the trim like a half-sensible person.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:54, Reply)
Bluetooth doesn't sound gash if you buy decent bluetooth like a half sensible person.
Plus my way I can pop the touchscreen in and out without fucking about with cables
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
I will properly sort out my car audio once I move inot the new house. I'll have more spare cash for fripperies.
Although I'm not putting in a touchscreen into a 24 year old car. Talk about inappropriate. Like a G-string on a granny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
leave it another year and it'll become vintage or sutin
then you're officially allowed to dick about with it
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
my screens are built in
after market kit is shit and for pricks
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
Kroneys car is 98% aftermarket kit

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
Kroney's car is about 4% aftermarket kit.
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not a rude boy. I'm a beardy 30 something with an expanding waistline and a brown ale fixation. When people like me start buying old cars, that's how you know they're a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Better than CQ's car anyway


My mate just bought a 7.2l Jensen Interceptor. Now THATS a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
I think I'd weep every time I filled that up.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Yes, it is.
Lots of cars are.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Inside a car is not a place to expect hi-fi quality anyway

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
^ lol shit ICE

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
Small space, wrong shape, NVH, etc do not make for a good listening area

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)
my car tells me what people have recently been listening to when I give them a lift
I'm not sure I approve of this
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
I'm absolutely certain I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
I think I would only approve if it also passed judgement on their tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
How does it know?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
magic

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:24, Reply)
it just looks at them and thinks "clearly a Kylie loving woofter"
or alternatively the Bluetooth doohickey asks their phone for the most recent track details
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
What is this Ed Fannybaws shit?
The man's doing a pretty good job of making himself irrelevant without being legitimised online by an attempt at a meme that's very nearly as stupid and pointless as he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)
he's ahead in the polls.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Dear God almighty.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)
No wonder Farage doesn't want to let them in

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
Going to vote Green this year, by the way. I like their policies.
I may as well too, since the only mainstream options are a) the very anthropomorphised personification of a charm vacuum b) What's-his-name and c) that smarmy fucking cunt Cameron.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Lefty prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
You'd probably be surprised by how far left I actually am, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)
Not really, I know your tailor.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I don't dress to a side.
Too small for that. It just sits on top of my balls like a skinny pink frog on a massive pair of fat, hairy lily-pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
+ and catches your flies

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:59, Reply)
A lot of people are from what ive seen.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
You're supposed to like their policies, they're all such nice policies after all.
Completely unimplementable in the real world, but nice all the same. I suggest UKIP for REAL change! #FARAGE #FORRINSOUT
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
They have a lot of mental policies.
I think they are a bunch of mostly sensible people, but because they have to court the mental/hippy vote, they still endorse a lot of crazy.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
They'd ban Kroneys car.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
They really would.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
That's a mk3 you FUCKING MORON
edit: Or maybe not, actually, I really can't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
ha!

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
Like I have a clue how many times your boy racer car has been to Milton Keynes!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Is that for shifting snow?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
I would like to watch it go over speed bumps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
They'd ban medical research in the UK for starters.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Thats ok, its less regulated and life is cheaper overseas.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
they only had one coherent policy which was an exit from the EU
then after ten years they realised that nobody actually gives a fuck whether we're in the EU or not and they had to start courting the fruitloops and racists

while trying to reassure everybody else that they're not fruitloops and racists
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
The Greens really are terrible eh!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Greens, not UKIP
They are all mental
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
same difference only loony left rather than racist

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)
I'm a bit worried that they're scientifically illiterate.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:06, Reply)
I'm a bit worried that your face is scientifically illiterate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)
That's me telt.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:31, Reply)
TERRY FANNYBAWS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)

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