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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch?
For those who think I was joking before, todays Hot Main in the canteen is a steamed plaice fillet (nice) served with a slow braised fennel, artichoke and olive salad (wtf).

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:09, 241 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Before what?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:14, Reply)
before curry psychochomp

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14, Reply)
dunno cos im off at lunch time.
Might get something in Manc CC.
What's it to you?

probably something from Rice
ricebars.co.uk/piccadilly-gardens/

why are you so needy?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:20, Reply)
Peas suck
Worst of all the vegetables. Except sprouts.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:22, Reply)
hi hun u ok xx

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:24, Reply)
Just about!
For those who don't know - spent rather a lot of time in hospital over the past few months and am now a bit beaten up after some surgery.

But totally worth it because..... Baby Meatswipe is absolutely fucking lovely!!!!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31, Reply)
Oh well big congratulations to you both!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:33, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:34, Reply)
Congratulations!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:35, Reply)
Congratulations.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Congratulations.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:41, Reply)
\o/ Congratulations, don't you know, what.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Have you had it now?!
Thatwas a secret and half to keep I'll give you that!!

So made up for you both :) xxx
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, Reply)
What? A BABY?! nuts.
Congratulations!!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Remember, a wee tot of whisky in their milk helps them sleep
If you're breastfeeding, it helps you sleep too.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Congratulations \o/
Now you have a genuine excuse to Skype people at 3 am, too.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:53, Reply)
Congratulations.
Now cancel the kids Skype account, it keeps trolling Chompy.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54, Reply)
Oh, and in terms of cravings;
did you just accidentally get everything right for a few months?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54, Reply)
n

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)
I got sensible cravings
A massive diamond, a trip to the Caribbean etc.

None of them got fulfilled :(
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, Reply)
Yeah, I gather I am supposed to have organised a skype party from my hospital bed
I can only assume it was the morphine talking
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)
*laughs in background*

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Morphine is fucking awesome.
I'm actually looking forward to my next hospitalisation.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, Reply)
Turns out I react like a little pussy to massive drugs
Blood pressure through floor, projectile vomit, the works.

They keep trying to give me liquid morphine now, but I can't see how to take it with a fork
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:01, Reply)
get one of those syringes you get with calpol.
Also good for low volume impromptu water fights.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:06, Reply)
^ not your first time ^

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Look, it's the best way to wash them out
and not squirting it at the wife seemed like a wasted opportunity.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Worst "caught wanking" excuse ever

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:15, Reply)
Congratulations

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)
Did you know?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:17, Reply)
I had my suspicions

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:19, Reply)
Seeming to be slowly growing further apart in bed, that kind of thing?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:25, Reply)
I always wanted a black baby anyway

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:28, Reply)
Thanks you horrible lot :)

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:03, Reply)
Cogratulations you two.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:43, Reply)
oh wow
congrats n that
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Congrats to you both

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Poor MEATSNAKE
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2430375
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Congratulations
just dont expect a pressie
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:20, Reply)
alright swipe.
You are completely wrong about veg, like most food.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:24, Reply)
Hello tubbo

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Bit less tubby now! See above!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:34, Reply)
Swiples xx
I haz justice!!

Fuck, I need to change my sig now.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Hold your horses, might be another hit and run
Edit: Oh, she ain't running anywhere for a while now.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26, Reply)
He can change it to baby for meatswipe

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:37, Reply)
You now have two children to look after.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Two children and two birds
Guess which one makes the most mess
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:42, Reply)
We all know it is Frog.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, Reply)
Hello lovely

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:37, Reply)
peas are a legume actually GOD you are so thick

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26, Reply)

www.mixcloud.com/TheSultan/the-sultan-festival-classics-set-bestival-2015/
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26, Reply)
I went to university with a girl who was afraid of peas.
Lunch was two toasted cheese rolls with chicken and coleslaw, followed by a nectarine and LIDL's new and awesome ginger dark chocolate (17% ginger, fact fans).
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26, Reply)
THAT'S WHAT SWIPE SAYS... ;)
Boom Boom!!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31, Reply)
Swipe, I think this lad's saying you're 17% ginger.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:35, Reply)

He knows me too well :(
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:57, Reply)
I'm really hungry and it's not lunchtime yet :(

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31, Reply)
I mean, I suppose I could just eat my lunch anyway, but that's not the point.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31, Reply)
Update: I've eaten it now and feel much better.
I know this is the most important topic in this thread.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:10, Reply)
Praise Jesus

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14, Reply)

Yoko OnoVerified account
‏@yokoono
Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Why don't you like vegetables?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:48, Reply)
She's disablist

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Marc Almond lols

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:53, Reply)
HISSY FIT

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:55, Reply)
tainted blub

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:10, Reply)
^acknowledges

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:20, Reply)
Thank you!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Classic Almond

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:20, Reply)
're

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Can't decide what to do for lunch.
This bothers me.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:10, Reply)
I'm having a Yorkshire pasty and an onion bhaji

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:27, Reply)
What's a yorkshire pasty?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:29, Reply)
It appears to be exactly like a Cornish one but not actually made there

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:29, Reply)
ahh seen.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:30, Reply)
But with less fewer carrots?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:33, Reply)
There was clearly carrot in it

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:33, Reply)
Cornish Pasties contain only carrot and nothing else

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:57, Reply)
The pastry is tighter

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:36, Reply)

Than ym
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:46, Reply)
Went with soup.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:36, Reply)
No lunch today
I did a search and discovered that not only has he put his own name on b3ta no less than 25 times which is more than double the amount of anyone else all put together. What makes it worse is its actually just a spastic spelling of Rory.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:48, Reply)
Poor spastic rory :(

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:48, Reply)
What a dyslexic spastic

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Delete this please
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post450792
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:51, Reply)
stop linking my name to badly spelled nonce accusations
I'm considering deed poll.

...because the key lesson from the Cranley debacle was that the unemployment was due to potential employers searching b3ta for information.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:00, Reply)
it's gordongate all over again
b3ta.com/talk/7810763
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:59, Reply)
Hey philiejoe. what's your point?
I've made it quite clear that the effect of certain posters repeatedly mentioning me personally identifiable information and accusations of child porn, and rape is causing me distress. People can either stop doing that or not. If and when I mention my own personally identifiable information is irrelevant. Stop trying to blame me for people deliberately targeting me with words on the internet which any reasonable person would find threatening and offensive.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:01, Reply)
every time you bring it up it adds to the search results

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03, Reply)
I wrote the word curry today as a post.
A single word, how many times was I refereed to?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:06, Reply)
I searched your real name alongside the word rapist and the word paedophile and no results came up
Looks like you're in the clear.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Sorry what I meant to say was OFFSIDE!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Its not all about you mate
I was talking about someone else, God you're such an ego maniac.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03, Reply)
I'm increasingly of the opinion that you are only saying all this for shits and giggles

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:03, Reply)
No, I trolled you.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:06, Reply)
So now that Frog and swipe have upped the ante, are you going to knock up lady pig?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:09, Reply)
No.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:09, Reply)
You can have my kids
We need the space for some refugees
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:11, Reply)
Ready or not, here they come

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14, Reply)
If I'm being honest [edit] definitely not phil,
Having kids of any sort sounds like a terrible idea. No offense meatswipe.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14, Reply)
tggi^
Tomorrow I have to be a responsible adult at a kid's swimming party
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:15, Reply)
Word of advice Sporters old chum
Wear a baggy pair of swim shorts - hides the stiffy.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
^^ Voice of experience ^^

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
ima gaffa tape it down beforehand

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, Reply)
I'm going to start drinking around lunch time.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:19, Reply)
Me too!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:29, Reply)
Can you delete my real name from that post please

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:20, Reply)
Sorry Joe.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:29, Reply)
If he is, then he's gone way past the point of 'potentially amusing' and is rapidly closing in on 'full Bertdown'

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:09, Reply)
I'm not joking at all.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:12, Reply)
You'll fit in here then

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14, Reply)
ZINGOFTHEDAY!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
Well then I regret to inform you that you are rapidly heading for a full Bertdown.
Exits from the internet are *here*, *here* and *here*.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:15, Reply)
It's my fault, I just can't stop myself from being harrassed. I understand.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
You could just go away and never come back here.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:19, Reply)
I can't go away from the internet.
I can leave b3ta but there has been harassment outside of b3ta. It didn't stop on b3ta when I didn't post for a year. And it hasn't stopped, so my "take it on the chin" and "it's not worth escalating" patience has worn out.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:24, Reply)
What did you get in the year you were away from here then that doesn't sound like the ramblings of a paranoid?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:27, Reply)
My understanding is that you revealed your own real name on an irreverant comedy website
Then proceeded to have a series of high-profile fallings-out with several popular forum members.

You then seem to be expressing outrage at your name being re-posted on the same forum where you yourself published your name.

You then open yourself up for further ridicule by creating a profile on a BDSM website using the same account name that you use here.

As your complaints increase in magnititude, so does the level of abuse you're getting. Re-appearing on here every day is not helping at all.

A more sensible course of action would perhaps have been to step away from the keyboard and go and play somewhere else, don't you think?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:26, Reply)

My understanding is that you revealed your own real name on an irreverant comedy website
Then proceeded to have a series of high-profile fallings-out with several popular forum members.

You then seem to be expressing outrage at your name being re-posted on the same forum where you yourself published your name.

You then open yourself up for further ridicule by creating a profile on a BDSM website using the same account name that you use here.

As your complaints increase in magnititude, so does the level of abuse you're getting. Re-appearing on here every day is not helping at all.

A more sensible course of action would perhaps have been to step away from the keyboard and go and play somewhere else, don't you think?


LOL!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:27, Reply)

My understanding is that you revealed your own real name on an irreverant comedy website
Then proceeded to have a series of high-profile fallings-out with several popular forum members.

You then seem to be expressing outrage at your name being re-posted on the same forum where you yourself published your name.

You then open yourself up for further ridicule by creating a profile on a BDSM website using the same account name that you use here.

As your complaints increase in magnititude, so does the level of abuse you're getting. Re-appearing on here every day is not helping at all.

A more sensible course of action would perhaps have been to step away from the keyboard and go and play somewhere else, don't you think?

LOL!


Congratulations
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:29, Reply)
Well that too, obvs.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:30, Reply)
You forgot
trying to start an alternative forum by stealing both posters from this one, which turned out to be so laughable that no-one lasted more than a couple of days once the initial "joke" wore off.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:30, Reply)
Good point.
I'd forgotten about that, mainly because it sounded so shit right from the start that I didn't even bother to look at it.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:32, Reply)
Fair enough,
here's my understanding.
I have posted on b3ta for a while.
I have repeatedly blocked users from replying to me on b3ta using the tools available on the website.
Some users on b3ta have on more than 2 occasions posted comments and information that caused me alarm. Specifically accusations of serious crimes.
I also received a skype call and phone calls. Profile in my real name, and variations of my username have been made.
Some users on b3ta posted my photo and personally identifiable information without permission. And have refused to remove them when asked.
I have repeatedly asked people to stop and made it clear that I believe it counts as harassment.
I left b3ta for over a year and it didn't stop.

As I've said before, I'm never going to agree that it's just harmless banter no matter what people say on here. So it either stops or I'll have to do whatever I can to make it stop.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:43, Reply)
What happened in the year you were away?
EDIT: also, Internet hard manning
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:52, Reply)
Let me ask you this
Do you feel more harrassed now, or during the year when you were away from the site?

My point being, that if you permanently left then people would soon forget about you and the perceived harassment would rapidly tail off.

Also, you may think you were away for a year, but there was a widespread suspicion that you were lurking during that time. That in itself probably prolonged the 'harrassment' and was really not helping yourself, IMHO.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Widespread suspicion I was lurking is now my fault as well?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:55, Reply)
I see you didn't address any of the other points.
Honestly, were you lurking or not? Your answer will go some way to explaining your state of mind when you returned.

Edit: See also searching for posts about yourself.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:57, Reply)
I feel more harrassed now because I recieved phone calls and skype messages
which took it from a words on the screen mentality to an actual interrupting my real life thing. I may have looked at the popular pages of b3ta once or twice a month, I think I logged in to call naked ape an idiot.
But more importantly it's not up to me to stop letting the harassment affect me for fucks sake, it's up to the people continuing the harassment to stop. That's is the main point, this isn't my problem, this is theirs.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:04, Reply)
Well no one seems to be owning up to it. so your evidence that it was a poster from here appears flimsy at best.
So are you saying that you definitely haven't pissed anyone off somewhere else?

As I said, lurking - even monthly - will not help. Responding to taunts, phone calls, etc also doesn't help.

Hit 'disconnect' or 'logout' and forget all about it. I'm sure your perceived harassers will eventually do the same.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:14, Reply)
I disagree.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Great point m8, flawless argument.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:23, Reply)
But you did set up the bdsm profile.
At least have the dignity to admit that, rather than maintaining the laughable position that it was me or meatsnake.

I know you're mentally ill, but that's just crazy.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:24, Reply)
I did not.
If I did what would it matter, do I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Here's three questions for you personally dozer. Have I told you to leave me alone? Have I made it clear that I believe I'm being harassed? Have you left me alone?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:31, Reply)
How is he harassing you?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:37, Reply)
continued unwanted communication.
Repeated posts designed to cause alarm or distress.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:41, Reply)
Perceived levels of distress are totally subjective though.
One man's apparent genuine upset is another man's crybaby drama queen. Innit?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:45, Reply)
I know I am very upset by all of this

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Yes,
my argument that partial, personally identifiable information posted in a "public" place about me being a rapist, or collector of child porn is a targeted attempt at causing alarm. And that any "reasonable person" as mentioned in the act would agree.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:56, Reply)
And how was it 'personally identifiable'?
Or yes, that's right, you posted your name here - numerous times.

Nice one.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:01, Reply)
What about this post
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2545629
That limits the accusation to a single office where there were two statisticians working?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:07, Reply)
I'm not following your logic here.
How do NHS Direct statisticians come into it? Oh wait a minute, you told everyone that too.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:23, Reply)
What are you even banging on about.
You're saying I should have kept all personal information about myself secret at all times, because I should have had the foresight to know that someone would use that information to post accusations of child abuse against me in the future? And that it isn't in fact a problem that someone is posting specifics about my life with accusations of serious crimes.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Yes, that's PRECISELY what I'm saying.
FFS it's not fucking rocket science. You went onto an anonymous website and gave away personal details - name, town, occupation - and now you're bleating that someone has taken the piss using those very details that you provided.

I'm sure that if you do report this 'harrassment' to the authorities you'll be given quite a patronising lecture normally reserved for 12 year olds.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:38, Reply)
That's strange, I didn't get a lecture, I got asked for more information and to record as much as I can.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Oh I see, so they just went off shaking their heads saying 'what a fucking naive fanny' instead?
If the authorities are already on the case, then what are you still whining on about? Surely the miscreants will be caught and dealt with appropriately? I'm not sure that further whinging is really necessary.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:45, Reply)
No, they were perfectly calm and professional.
I'm answering your questions. Or replying to people asking about it.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:51, Reply)
Well to your face anyway. I guess they have to be these days.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:54, Reply)
Putting personal information on here is like a girl going out and getting drunk in a short skirt
I think we can guess what "linking that personal information to serious crimes and using it to find phone numbers for harassment" is in this analogy.

Stop victim-blaming, you monster.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7843893
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:02, Reply)
"Reasonable expectation of privacy" and " the internet" are contradictions
Sorry to be the bearer, etc.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Expectations of privacy?
It's Totach all over again.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:42, Reply)
^upset

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Streisand effect

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Does he have an enormous nose too?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:13, Reply)

Hey philiejoe. what's your point?
I've made it quite clear that the effect of certain posters repeatedly mentioning me personally identifiable information and accusations of child porn, and rape is causing me distress. People can either stop doing that or not. If and when I mention my own personally identifiable information is irrelevant. Stop trying to blame me for people deliberately targeting me with words on the internet which any reasonable person would find threatening and offensive.


Congratulations
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:08, Reply)
LOL.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Look MEATSNAKE! I'm all for a bit of ladbantz but Chompy here might be a 14 year old girl and the internet bullying from people using his real name that he told them on the internet may make him suicide all over the place

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:10, Reply)

youtu.be/cCU0h8iR_Dw
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:10, Reply)

congratulations
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Ruari

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Ruari Donovan?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Stop your messin' around. AH-ahhh

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:36, Reply)
Not only!

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:27, Reply)
Did you know about baby Meatswipe?



(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:13, Reply)
I hope baby meatswipe's first words are 'nice chips mate'.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:14, Reply)
Breastfeeding with a fork is gonna be difficult

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:15, Reply)
'get fucked'

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
I will buy her a little megaphone just in case

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:47, Reply)
In other baby news,
One of the lads at work has just told me that the Thai prostitute he spent two weeks having unprotected sex with while over there, did not only give him crabs, but is also pregnant with his child and is planning on moving here.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
officelol

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
He's 22. His mum has thrown him out apparently so he's sleeping in the shift hut for a couple of days.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, Reply)
"nesting"

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Mega Lolz

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
Hang about, it had both sets?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, Reply)
He got a rare all girl one.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, Reply)
I dont know
She's had a cock once or twice
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18, Reply)
what did he expect?
Do they not teach anything to kids now in sex ed?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18, Reply)
That Ed is such a card

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:21, Reply)
We all told him he was a moron.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:21, Reply)
hahaah

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:21, Reply)
lol, what a wally.
This also implies not only was he daft enough to have unprotected sex with a prostitute, he also felt the need to give her his contact details.

Some 50 year old bloke who drank in my local was big into his prostitutes, he one day proudly regaled us a story of how some presumably trafficked bird in a brothel 'just hopped on with no johnny or nothing' and was surprised to be met with faces of disgust. We suggested he might want to get himself checked out for his and his missus's sake and his response was a nonchalant 'i'm to old for any more kids anyway'.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:32, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Also, I clicked Y even though I had no idea.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:16, Reply)
Please delete my real name off that poll.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, Reply)

n
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:19, Reply)
I knew... *smug face*

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:19, Reply)
I think my point was most of us did and we were all very good and kept quiet

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:20, Reply)
I didnt

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:21, Reply)
I did

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:21, Reply)
Me too

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:27, Reply)
To be fair though
I think children are shit so I am the last person even my RL friends tells about this sort of thing
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:36, Reply)
Oh btw, Mrs Bonzodog is pregnant.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:44, Reply)
Thats ok it wont be mine
so I can sell it for experiments
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:49, Reply)
It's going to be difficult to pinpoint which of those present that night it belongs to.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:50, Reply)
Good girl
Those 50p's add up you know
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:51, Reply)
She offered a group discount

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:53, Reply)
Fuck it
I have told her no discounts ever
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:54, Reply)
There was quite a lot of us.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:55, Reply)
I know
And you were on film and as your real name is mentioned and quite unique I will be blackmailing you
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:57, Reply)
I hope this doesnt distress you

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Only if I can have a copy

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:59, Reply)
£100 please

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:46, Reply)
No way, I could experience it again for less than that

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah but would it have split screen stereo sound eh
ask yourself that
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:51, Reply)
we're good when we want to be

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:22, Reply)
I didn't, but another part of the internet was indiscreet shortly before this 'official' announcement.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:23, Reply)
I didn't.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:35, Reply)
^^ Upset

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:35, Reply)
You were and we appreciate it. That's why the OMG GAZ HACK creepyness annoyed me because there were some highly personal details about swipes health throughout the pregnancy to some people in messages that we definitely didn't want 'jokes' about, but all
Is well now so that's that
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:37, Reply)
classic he'

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:40, Reply)
but all

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:41, Reply)
+ that she wants is another baby

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:43, Reply)

He's gone tomorrow, boy
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:48, Reply)
I'd definitely entrust sensitive, personal information to b3ta's gaz system.
No way that could go wrong.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:48, Reply)
Perhaps mildly foolish, but thats not really the point is it?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:49, Reply)
However
could you imagine that I made some shit jokes about this at the time and now we can look back and laugh about it
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:51, Reply)
I heard he asked for the "husband's stitch".

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:52, Reply)
This is a Harry Potter thing right?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:58, Reply)
Swipe's bludger is no laughing matter.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:03, Reply)
Floppy aubergine

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Search me, meatm8.
I wasn't really paying attention.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:51, Reply)
I'm a bit worried, I've used my real name in gazzes before.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:51, Reply)
Bad luck, Gareth.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:53, Reply)
I gazzed out my address for randomburn.
Lighty sent me a cd. I never listened to it. I found it in a drawer when I moved house.

It had a nice drawing on the cdr. Unless that was one of the other ones.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Almost certainly one of the other ones
I have no artistic talents
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:42, Reply)
And with a name like Jeroboam you are quite easy to locate

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:55, Reply)
TDFU
Might log on for trin cans
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:22, Reply)
I am minutes away from TDFU

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:30, Reply)
Yeh me too
90 of the fuckers *SADFACE*
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:31, Reply)
28

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:32, Reply)
180
And my boss has cancelled a meeting I was planning on dozing off in.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:33, Reply)
FFS some cunt has just arranged a call for 4.30.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:37, Reply)
Decline.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:41, Reply)
Would do usually, but I need to be on this one.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:45, Reply)
Can you not dial in from the pub?

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:41, Reply)
I'll have been to the pub and be back home by then.

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:43, Reply)
So you're better than me. Big deal

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:46, Reply)
DOCTOR FUCK WOZ ERE

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:42, Reply)
You're the coolest one here

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:52, Reply)

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