Do a whale a favour....
Greenpeace are doing their usual hippy thing and naming a whale.
All the names to choose from are dull apart from Mister Splashy Pants. Do the whale a favour and vote Mister Splashy Pants please.

tinyurl.com/yswkkw
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

K

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

happy candle day jon!

( moohalaa, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

Thank you Declan!

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

make me

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

would they make it wear a suit and beat it till it learns english too?

(gIued eel, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

Is Moby COCK
an option?
( RedStar returneth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

http://www.fuckthewhale.org
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

*dreads the next time it snows*
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Oh!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

I knew not to click on that
before I even checked where it actually leads, only because it was purple.. indicating I had been there already.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

B O R I N G

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

Davew27?

( RedStar returneth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)

er
who?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

The best thing that the French have ever done is sink that greenpeace boat.

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

SHANT

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Talei, 18%?
FIX
(gIued eel, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

It must be very nice to live in a world where the views of a large and diverse group
can be summarised as 'their usual hippy thing'. So much simpler and gentler on the brain.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

I hope...
.. you're not one of those hippy sympathisers.
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)

I doubt you have the mental capacity to even explain what you just attemped to suggest.
Is it really worth my carrying on this conversation? I mean ... other than giving my fingers something to do while my coffee cools down and making you look a bit of a tit?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

YOUR MUM!!1!>!
LOLPWND!!2
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Dash it all.
I've strolled blindly into a world of pain and humiliation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

and humiliation ful idiots
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

and you've never been guilty of over-generalisation for the purpose of humour?
He was joking.

Saying that, seeing the list of possible names I'm very surprised one of the choices wasn't 'Enya'.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

If you slow Enya right down
and play it to whales, they swim directly to the coast of japan and wave white flags made out of flayed baby seals.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

those drugs are taking a while to wear off

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

it isnt going to win with 5% of the vote
but i voted anyway

its going to have some gash name
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Mr Gashy Pants?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

Damn
I wish I'd voted for this instead!
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

Unless
it gets in the newsletter or something.
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

1) No clicky tinyurls.
2) NO. CLICKY. TINYURLS.

/talk Club
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

but...
YOU CAN TRUST ME SIR.
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

Last time I heard that I got a cock in my arse.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)

::: Strikethrough Alert :::
cock strippers' pole
arse vagina
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

I'm going to poke you in the jap eye.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)

*queues*

( RedStar returneth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

=(
they are bullying me.

*pokes you in the jap eye*

Hiya! how's you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

I am Ian Beale
*adjusts self*

how goes it with you Merkin
( RedStar returneth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)

Tired, too much partying over the weekend.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Ditto
the difference being that I am hardcore, and did not take it up the bum from 20 sailors.

;)
( RedStar returneth, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

I see pattern :)
Not on her vagina mind! but if thier was one it would look like Gortex.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

And it crowed every morning at 5am...
COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOO!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

muahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)

and?
What happened this time you heard it? Has the cock come back out yet?
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

It crowed
"Ribbo is ghey"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)

so the cock is still in there huh?
Each to their own I guess...
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

My god that's the biggest load of sickeningly new-age hippy bollox names I've ever seen
and what is winning?

Talei - means 'special, rare or extremely valuable' in Fijian

Bloody Hell.

Splashy Pants FTW
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

Hippy Screamer
would have been cooler.

We could give the Whale cool tattoos too and a scarf.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)