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i've got an arm like a baby's cock
i've got a cock like a baby's arm holding a cock
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:38, archived)

you know what right, I hate it when you do this, you just post a thread while we're all having a nice conversation
you ruin everything
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:40, archived)

It's not so much the thread topping that's distressing.
It's the withering.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

if he's not replying to someone does it mean he is withering the whole internet?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:53, archived)

Probably Eely.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 23:07, archived)

It's like he's PROUD of it The LOVELY Neps.
It's as though all the years of never being invited to anything have twisted him.
sadtimes
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 22:55, archived)

where is everyone, no posts since before 3!?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:42, archived)

i've got a cock too
weird
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

some prick on /links thinks the shamen were good
twat
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

i dunno what that is soz

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:47, archived)

top of the page
link that says 'links board'
there's a whole page where people can share youtube videos of shit everyone's already seen
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

oh right yeh no i meant shaman

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

90's popular beat combo. crap.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

whats a beat combo

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

oh, you know. your mum's voluminous cunt
all filled with the infected spunk of a thousand strangers.

something like that.
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:56, archived)

wait what that doesnt sound like a thing

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:58, archived)

trust me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:00, archived)

i dunno why i should you wont tell me what a shamun is

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:02, archived)

you have to stike out on your own at some point, ssg
aqcuire your own learning.
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:03, archived)

that's what i'm doing you don't learn without asking questions what is this fascist islam britain fucks sake

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:09, archived)

good night

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 May 2012, 23:19, archived)

I've got a cock like a baby's arse, all covered in my own shit

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

bored of that now
so get this, I just went to use the bathroom (only number ones! lol) and I like went through the hallway but I didn't put the light on because that's bad for the environment so I reached for the lightswitch and it's like a double switch for the bathroom and the hallway and I knocked my foot against a cardboard box and I was distracted and I thought oh no I hit the wrong switch but it was ok because I didn't really so I used the bathroom (totally washed my hands! lol) then when I came out I went to switch the light off and I hit the wrong switch and the bathroom light stayed on but then the hall light was on too and I was like rofl, so anyway who's the best war criminal?

alt: ever been on a UFO?

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:35, archived)

Evening /talk
I see we're all having wholesome fun
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:38, archived)

seven bloody hours that thread's been sat there, I couldn't look at it any longer

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:40, archived)

I'm not sure you dealt with the situation in the best way, mind

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:41, archived)

I think Gigly should dance naked for us all
with his parrot on his shoulder.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)

he won't sit on my shoulder, if you followed the regular Momo updates then I wouldn't need to remind you of this fact

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:45, archived)

A parrot, you say?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:47, archived)

a parrot

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

Well now...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:49, archived)

he's a blue-crowned conure and he eats dried chillis
/ac
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

But he doesn't sit on your shoulder :(
I'm a bit heartbroken
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

he might do if I sellotape his wings together

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:58, archived)

I'm not sure I can really condone that
How about I get you a stuffed one that can sit on your shoulder? Then the real one might get jealous and start doing it too
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:06, archived)

fuck it, sounds like too much effort tbh

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

Nothing's too much effort for a parrot that'll sit on your shoulder

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:18, archived)

I had a budgie that would sit on the rim of my glasses and pull my hair, it died
I think we all learnt something for this
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:31, archived)

see, budgies do that
mine karked it after 13 years, they just don't last
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:34, archived)

I've never been sure if mine died from bleeding to death or because I gripped it too hard

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:52, archived)

And he fucking loves Doctor Who.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7502262
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:07, archived)

yeah, not sure what gives you the right to just sign up and ponce in here and start laying the law down on the regulars

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)

I've got a scratch on the back of my hand that makes me look like Jesus
Bow down, mortal
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

I've got a voice that makes me sound like Gene Hunt

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

Meh

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:52, archived)

'Ning The LOVELIEST Triple Ess.
*Panders*
:D
Don't mind Gilgy, he's just upset that we all know he hasn't got a parrot really.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 22:23, archived)

PC Reg Hollis from television's The Bill
/ac
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:28, archived)

Ohhhh, that's Gilgy?
I never knew. I've been gone too long :(

I've been catching up by reading Mike's LIST. What the fuck was the baldmonkey/TwoHats shit all about?

Also, HELLO the LOVELY stuj :D
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:31, archived)

woah, WOAH
that's classified information
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:35, archived)

It was the best episode of Eastenders I've ever read

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:41, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_763g5DS2Q
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:42, archived)

"RICKAYYYYY, E'S NICKED ME BLEEDIN' RAABITT"

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

I've never seen eastenders
but yeah, whatever you just said
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:46, archived)

You don't want to know lully.
Honestly, you just don't want to know.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 22:49, archived)

Incredible
How is the LOVELY stuj this evening?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:51, archived)

I'm good ta.
You?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 22:55, archived)

Grand, I have a new desk
My workspace is gleaming and awesome
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:56, archived)

HURRAH!
\o/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 23:06, archived)

Tony Blair.
lolz.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:39, archived)

alright Maffersfish
what's on telly?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:41, archived)

I'm watching some House that I recorded on my future tellybox thingumy.
I've had a magic fucking day Franklet.
Been to a Highland games, had a go at Archery, watched a stunt plane, got the bairn's face painted as a Butterfly. That sort of shit.
How's the Parrot?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)

yeah, I don't care what's on telly

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:46, archived)

or what you do

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:48, archived)

Yes you do.
Yes you do.

Now ask my more fucking questions.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

In other news there was an advert just now for a new series called "A touch of Cloth"
I'm betting it's about Diarrhoea.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:50, archived)

I can't believe no one ran that title past anyone else

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:59, archived)

they asked me, I told them to go right ahead

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:01, archived)

Charlie Brooer innit.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:04, archived)

baaaahahaha you watch his telly shows because you fancy his missus

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:06, archived)

I bet brooker, huq, mitchell and coren get up to some proper filthy shit

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:32, archived)

I bet they're all stuck up each other, laughing hysterically because Maffers isn't invited

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:38, archived)

Oh wait is it not a proper show?
Got me
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:20, archived)

i was on a ufo once, gatwick to paris

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:43, archived)

that is typically you

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:01, archived)

alright mongleknockers

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:08, archived)

yeah, your mum

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:09, archived)

I thought it was a weather balloon :(

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:23, archived)

Moshe Dayan.
'Ning Gilgy.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 22:22, archived)

I ask all the best questions here
it's a widely-believed fact
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:24, archived)

My arse has won prizes.

(#1, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:39, archived)

I believe you!

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:44, archived)

It's true. I've got cups and everything.

(#1, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:56, archived)

an arse-car?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 May 2012, 22:47, archived)

I'm in the middle of painting my car
paint, wait, paint, wait... six times. My hearts pounding in case I fuck it up.

What last made your heart race?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

seeing that you had posted, grrrmachine <3 <3 <3

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:00, archived)

oh vlad, your kind words set my heart a-flutter

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:27, archived)

careful don't get distracted and forget about the paint job

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:36, archived)

I left erection marks in the paint now :(

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:10, archived)

you looking foward to the football grrr, looks like most england fans cant be arsed to go

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

Fuck that, I've finished painting
Just in time for the car's 23rd birthday
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:41, archived)

is it legal now?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:41, archived)

cocaine

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:09, archived)

bank statement

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:16, archived)

shoplifting

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:17, archived)

msg

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:18, archived)

YOUR MUM

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:19, archived)

I'd glad someone said it

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

what last made my heart race was when I was just about to throw the switch, everything was in place,
the parts had been dug up and sewn together, the lightning storm was at its height, what could possibly go wrong, but I anxious it would turn out like the last one
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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

i remember reading frankenstien as a late teenager, it is shit, but i still don't belive a 14 yr old girl did write it, wasnt byron living there and other authors, you and grrr will know, fruity times

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:29, archived)

yes she wrote it, much like alien it's all about the birth trauma innit, mary wollstonecraft died as a result of producing shelley. those were the days, if only there had been penicillin then, with the likes of the georges sand and elliot, mary junior and senior, etc, wat do we have now, lorraine kelly and va-fucking-jazzles, I despair mongy
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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:36, archived)

you lost me there vlad, ima gonna assume she did fuck all, typical women

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:40, archived)

alright love, wrote a book you say, isn't that clever of you, but you know it will make you ugly right? do you want to be ugly?

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:42, archived)

14 tho vlad? i aint buying it, not with the lads she was getting fucked by, they wrote it, she got her name on it, bit like those bronte tarts

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:57, archived)

just calling back here to say pfffft

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:31, archived)

scottish cuisine.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:37, archived)

mc donalds? you crazy treat loving scotches

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:43, archived)

sometimes I even have a big mac!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

I got in from cycling to longleat
I saw giraffes and hippo and wallabies all through the fence without paying
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:13, archived)

is this some sort of tourism piracy?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:13, archived)

i still fancy fishing those lakes, bag me a hippo

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:23, archived)

if you cast far enough you might even bag a gorilla

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

Likes to visit animals in prison.
*Notes in book*
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

I once passed a camel a shiv during a conjugal visit

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

On a Monday Glued came to see me
On a Tuesday they caught me with a file
On a Wednesday I'm down in solitary
On a Thursday I start on bread and water for a while

I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders, I've got hooves, hooves on my feet, i got stripes, stripes around my shoulders, I'm a zebra, zebra and I'm being dragged down.
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:49, archived)

i'd of gone for a chiv, the again i dont speak camel

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:56, archived)

Totally forwarding this post to the Longleat police.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 20 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

totally hope this turns out to be an elephant in a police uniform
carrying a trunkcheon
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

and driving a panda car

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:26, archived)

I bet you come from Shpeton Mallet.
Do you know Jim or Adam?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:21, archived)

I know jim AND adam

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:05, archived)

So do I.
They're both Babycham drinking poofters. Avoid.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:10, archived)

When I went into a hospital last Thursday

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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:31, archived)

alright Rolf the show has been canceled, you don't have to turn up any more

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

Look at this poor little mite
He's got a pooey bottom.
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:34, archived)

the word on the street is i have bum worms

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

rolf does animals only mongy, you'll just have to go on embarassing bodies like everyone else who doesn't want anyone to know they have a manky manfanny

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 20 May 2012, 16:47, archived)

i dunno what that all means, but i might keep these bum worms, they are like little friends, in my arse

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:00, archived)

bait?

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spesh., Sun 20 May 2012, 17:15, archived)

i dunno, i was just gonna dangle a little bit of fish flake near my bumhole, see if i can catch myself a bumworm

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:27, archived)

dangle your bumhole near the carp
result.
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spesh., Sun 20 May 2012, 18:59, archived)

Be careful the fish doesn't go right up your arse Mongy
You'd be admitted to hospital with Carp Hole Tunnel Syndrome
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:08, archived)

i'm not sure medical advice is within your remit

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 19:44, archived)

I've watched every episode of House
Last ever episode tomorrow :(
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:08, archived)

Running 10 kilometers whilst trying not to throw up and/or shit myself earlier today, probably

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:10, archived)

should of nicked a car

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:29, archived)

the fuck did you do that for?
you attention seeking twat
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:22, archived)

Your approval, obviously

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:40, archived)

hearts? plural?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:59, archived)

Shush it Parrott.
DR Who is NOT real.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 20:13, archived)

The Thai girl I met on Wednesday night.
Short, pretty, loud, mental, good fun.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 20:15, archived)

We did the Thai pun subthread a week ago
Sorry stuj
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:23, archived)

We did?
Oh, sorry mags.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 20:31, archived)

~~tal~~
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 20 May 2012, 21:19, archived)

'Ning The LOVELY Jaction.
TBH given half a chance I'd probably still do her even if she did turn out to be one.
I'm not fussy._{just desperate}
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 21:33, archived)

1/3 of my life on this place. Woh'.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Word up Gonz.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

CANDELZ!!!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

yay!
wait, that makes you...twelvty-five?
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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

I only gone and done a maff wrong, I'm 28

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

it's all the same to me gonzy, I can't add up

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

9 x 3 = 27

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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:11, archived)

squiggly things, wat do they meeeeeeen :(((((

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:01, archived)

if it helps, i've deffo bo beffo been here a third of my life

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:55, archived)

Happy candle candle candle candle candle candle

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 May 2012, 11:41, archived)

alright gonz

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 20 May 2012, 11:51, archived)

Strong commitment is an attractive quality.
Happy Candle-day poppet.
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WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:13, archived)

hey gonzo

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mongychops, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:35, archived)

happy candle, gonz.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:37, archived)

Happy b3tcandleversarymas

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broadsword w⚓, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:46, archived)

Happy Candles!!!

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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 20 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

happy candleday
the paulliance thanks you for your many years of service working towards a better internet.
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manolith hooray for me, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:21, archived)

haha, dull creepy retard

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sun 20 May 2012, 17:59, archived)

What, you've only got one?
loser.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 18:22, archived)

I LIKE EGGS

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 20 May 2012, 9:43, archived)

they hate you

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 May 2012, 10:05, archived)

and his blog

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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

Which one?
He keeps starting them, and then giving up.

The one about gardening was the worst.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:11, archived)

He just does it to stay in character.
Like a WWF wrestler well past his prime.
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

blogimages.thescore.com/aftermath/files/2011/11/virgil-wrestling-superstar.jpg
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:16, archived)

That has made me giggle far too much.

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

That's ace

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

lol
www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/superstar.jpg
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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

:(

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vladimir, Sun 20 May 2012, 15:02, archived)

I saw similar happening to "Willis" from Different Strokes
at Collectormania in Milton Keynes the other year.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

you ARE an egg
you fat oaf.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

you mean fat oeuf

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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

bravo

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

pretty pleased with that one grrr
French isn't my first language and I'm making proper lols in it.
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

I've haddock the thyme oeuf my life
I've never felt this whey beef ore.
Yes, Ice wear, it's the tooth
And I owl it awl to ewe.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

Do you see what I did there?

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

oh, magnificently played, there.

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:37, archived)

That's nothing
I baked a breads
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

good work rich
nice breading
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

that deserves proper butter.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

Margarine is for the clinically insane.
Emulsified vegetable oil and chemicals? Maybe during wartime rationing, but no excuse nowadays.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

Nice work. Looks like a nice even rise there.
I just baked Jam and Custard Scones. The jam and custard is only inside the fecking scone, so you don't have to carry jam and cream when you are hiking. I expect a Nobel Prize soon.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

I'm going to bake me some scones for the jubilee
got a union jack cake stand, some bunting, and some flags on cocktail sticks. Need to get the recipe of my gran, she makes proper good scones.
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:11, archived)

Don't be putting fucking custard in them though.
I don't know whether to go to the Derby this year because it's in London and they're going to be right jubileed up and I can't be fucked with it.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

Don't then.

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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

But I like the Derby and the atmosphere, if the weather's sunny, is usually a bit special.
And it could be the second leg of a triple crown this year, although even if Camelot wins it he's not ever so likely to run in the St Leger.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 20 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

Yeah
but then you'll come out of the Derby and it'll be all jubilee'd everywhere and your "woo triple crown" will be "oh, queeny bollocky nonsense"
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

The custard was great.
You bake it inside, see? It's like a cross between a jam doughnut, a custard doughnut and a scone. I reckon if I publish the recipe, I'll win a Pullitzer, too.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

I admire you pushing the boundaries of cooking
I'm not sure it'd work for me. Did you eat it warm?
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magnum, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

Nope, let them cool
Got one left in the fridge if you want to try one.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

I like to think of myself as a Modern Day Heston Blumenthal.
With less toys.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

Derby is in Derbyshire. Not London.

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

They can be used to make Birthday cakes.

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 20 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

YOU ARE A FUCKING EGGY CUNT!

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 20 May 2012, 11:16, archived)

Olympic Torch's being sold on eBay for around a million squid
has the world gone totally mad? Who are these morally bankrupt salesmen?
(MarkyBee life is short, waste it properly, Sun 20 May 2012, 4:28, archived)

SHIT.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 20 May 2012, 4:29, archived)

woodpecker
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com/
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:26, archived)

ace, today bm I seen a heron
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vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:30, archived)

I only saw a pidgeon
Manchester is not noted for its bird-life
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:50, archived)

it must be, if you google manchester parks there are loads

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 23:01, archived)

BM?
Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 20 May 2012, 0:31, archived)

hahahaha, fucking jews crying, lol

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:33, archived)

Why can multiple english teams enter the champions league?
At most it should be the Premier League winner and the FA Cup winner. The other ones aren't really champions, are they?
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magnum, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:37, archived)

wouldn't make a league tho if it was just the winners, it has to last a season

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:42, archived)

It also creates a bizarre equivalency between winning, say, the Luxembourg league and the English league.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 19 May 2012, 22:53, archived)

it is sort of country against country, that will always make it more interesting, tribes aint it

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:55, archived)

Proper sport coming up at 23.18.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 19 May 2012, 23:06, archived)

Oh man,
we've got a triple crown contender.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 19 May 2012, 23:24, archived)

A Russian one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMVdOc9UbE
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:39, archived)

Wandered into the park today
up in a tree I saw a jay
I said to him, "I do believe
you're a magpie in drag"
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:39, archived)

He said
Get lost human, you're lacking birdy class (clarse).
You wouldn't like the sensation of my beak up your arse.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 20 May 2012, 0:34, archived)

good stuff
your profile never fails to cheer me up
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:48, archived)

innit
www.b3tards.com/u/57cc9a3be7d0f074d018/bll.jpg
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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

is this about penalties?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:54, archived)

i have never come off better from that word, mine are always fares or fines

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:57, archived)

goo.gl/CnZUs
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 May 2012, 2:17, archived)

at...22:12

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vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:12, archived)

OK gluedeid, hope this is helpful
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vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:13, archived)

what it going to be about vlad?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:19, archived)

penalties

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vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:23, archived)

the time, sponsored by Accurist will be

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magnum, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:13, archived)

capitalist pigdogs, stealing our time and selling it back to us

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vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 22:14, archived)

What is the rudest word in the whole wide world?
I think it is "smelly bums".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:53, archived)

Censored

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:55, archived)

but that is two words, now i'm confused

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:55, archived)

don't care don't care
you've got worms, wormy wormy bum bum, ewwww
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:56, archived)

ok, why is this happening ?

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:57, archived)

haha, wormy bum mongy

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:59, archived)

i haven't got worms now, you might want to fuck off to your own forum

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:03, archived)

haha wormy bottom, you have worms up your poo hole

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:05, archived)

I bet he caught them off a dog

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:03, archived)

haha, mongychops has dog worms up his bottom

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:05, archived)

careful now, he's having a hard time of it at the moment
poor little mite
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:05, archived)

well I'm not hanging around here listening to a whining needy parasite infected forum user, I'm off out

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:07, archived)

flouncing again

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:21, archived)

hypenated

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:31, archived)

BUMBACLART

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:02, archived)

I reckon it's " "
that's the "please" that you didn't say.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:02, archived)

Quim.
I was genuinely taken aback to hear it on "Avengers Assemble". I'd have preferred "Cunt".
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:08, archived)

americans cant say cunt properly

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:08, archived)

^ This.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:09, archived)

pam says it in true blood a lot and it makes my fucking toes curl

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:10, archived)

nor twat.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:28, archived)

Never heard a yank say twunt

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:32, archived)

You make a good point.

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

This is only half true.
I wasn't much bothered really. Still think CUNT would have been better though.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:08, archived)

i am shocked

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:08, archived)

fartfartfartfart

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:16, archived)

I think the internet has already found that the rudest words in the whole world are fully in line with a freudian understanding of taboo and incest, so, 'your mum'
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vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:17, archived)

we all love a bit of your mum

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:32, archived)

Chode,
Or Dingus
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 20:25, archived)

ultracunt

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fatpoof, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:38, archived)

FrisbeeAdam

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 20:47, archived)

pooface

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:15, archived)

craddock

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:24, archived)

when is new thread o'clock?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:32, archived)

22:12

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 19 May 2012, 22:16, archived)

flangeterbate

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:32, archived)

Moist

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:34, archived)

hamdoctor

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manolith hooray for me, Sat 19 May 2012, 21:40, archived)

Pussy clart

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 20 May 2012, 0:34, archived)

Ladygarden

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 20 May 2012, 2:20, archived)

I am drinking coors. That Jean claude van damme was right. Despite his weird old face.
(Bibi Belle, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:11, archived)

Philadelphia

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:17, archived)

wtf has cheese got to do with anything?

(#1, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:18, archived)

best Tina Turner song ever

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:43, archived)

Well if Edam is made backwards,
I guess Philadelphia is just born and raised, and you can smell it later.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:46, archived)

Good point.
(Bibi Belle, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:19, archived)

Objection!

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 19:18, archived)

To what? Coors or Jean claude van dammes face?
(Bibi Belle, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:20, archived)

Sustained

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:36, archived)

we are the champignons

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:28, archived)

*sounds airhorn*

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:35, archived)

Is coors just as shit as skol, I can't remember

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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:37, archived)

it's about on a par with Tesco Value lager

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:38, archived)

Don't mind it. 24 cans for a tenner and it's keeping Jean Claude happy.
(Bibi Belle, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:41, archived)

I have no qualms whatever against making Jean Claude van Damme very disappointed.
Especially if the alternative is drinking any number of cans of Coors for any amount of money.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:45, archived)

that's just another one of those nondescript fluids that football fans chuck down their throats when they're not chugging energy drinks

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:41, archived)

Oh man don't wanna start liking football. This was a mistske.
(Bibi Belle, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:43, archived)

2001: A Space Odyssey

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:39, archived)

bored of that now
films about diseases

Pan's Labyrinthitis
The Lord of the Ringworm
Cancer in the dark
Waterretentionworld

that kind of thing

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:50, archived)

The man with the golden gum disease

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:51, archived)

sorry, this thread's not very good

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:52, archived)

Harry Potter and the Eating Disorder of the Phoenix

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Infection

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

Jurassic Parkinson's Disease

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:58, archived)

Bridget Jones's Diabetes

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:59, archived)

Princess Mononucleosis

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:00, archived)

Saturday Night Fever

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:01, archived)

Erin Bronchitisovich

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:02, archived)

bored of that now

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:03, archived)

Philadelphia

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

blackhawk downs

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:57, archived)

Wart of the Worlds

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magnum, Sat 19 May 2012, 19:10, archived)

bored of that
Best presentation of an egg? I vote Ludwig, that shit was cress
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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:28, archived)

Over medium.
Nom.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:31, archived)

ok

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:33, archived)

*slow release of gas fart noise*
Sorry 'bout that
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:39, archived)

comedy gold, alright mw

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

cadburys

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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:41, archived)

Ooo nicely.
more nom right there.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:41, archived)

Straight to Prescott's smug prick face.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

i think he won that exchange

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:49, archived)

Yeah, but only because the cunt that threw it was a fucking retard.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

I loved the smug look on the retards face, then he got punched

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magnum, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:54, archived)

Hell yeah.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:55, archived)

I miss poopants :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:03, archived)

Yeah, shame they died. Still, NEW ICON!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:07, archived)

i miss texan bars, not nonces, funny old world aint it

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

Are you calling me a nonce fanny face?

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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:18, archived)

i dont care, you aint ever going to entertain me on the forum, i think we should just ignore each other, no offence

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

Oo blimey. don't want to upset the apple cart, seeing as this is your land
Maybe I should get orf it.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:25, archived)

no offence

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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:27, archived)

If we could organise a Blue Name Battle Royale we could get LOADS of new icons mongy.
Think about it.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:35, archived)

You rang Sir?
Alwight Shoes me ole mucker!
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

I was wrong, I don't miss you at all.
why can't you be better so I can miss you?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

Careful now
Make sure you are using the correct words and phrases.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:06, archived)

there's so many names on here I don't recognise
or care about
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

I don't care
that you don't care.

So there!
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:23, archived)

Why do you have to be so selfish?
:(
It's been ages since we got a new icon.
Do the decent thing and be dead again The LOVELY PooPants (RIP).
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:32, archived)

I will sell you my icon for
A day without mongachoppy speaking
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:40, archived)

oh man, this is terrible bullying.
last week it was ribenagate and now this :'(
why can't you just leave the poor man alone, hasn't he suffered enough?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

the hurt keeps on :(

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:51, archived)

Hey, Mongy, if you talk negatively towards me, I shall do the same to you.
Only fair.

Alright?
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:54, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY MONGY!
I'm GAZing the mods!
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

No.
Firstly mongy is much-loved on this forum.
Secondly we don't want YOUR icon. We want NEW icons. And the only way we get new icons these days is when a b3tan dies.
Sadtimes I know, but your sacrifice will be appreciated.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

what a cunt :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:41, archived)

I'm the biggest cludge in the World!

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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:42, archived)

it's clunge you fucking idiot.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

Fuck off you imbecile
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cludge

Next time wear a condom, before trying to be over-intelligent.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:48, archived)

So this is you then, is it?
"A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards."
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:05, archived)

*sigh*
Do I have to educate ALL of you?
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:07, archived)

Is this some sort of nonce-fantasy where we all dress up like the Bash Street Kids and you pretend to be teacher?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:11, archived)

Tell that to shoes
He's the one correcting me.

-Or at least attempting to.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:13, archived)

ANSWER THE QUESTION!
because it takes a bit of time for me to put this Plug costume on
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:19, archived)

NO
Is the answer
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:20, archived)

:(
damnit I've already got everything except the mask on.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:25, archived)

It's better for me if you wear the mask
please.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:26, archived)

Are you calling me a nonce too?!
Is this word of the day or something?

Like a pre-pubescent giggle fit word. Tickles your fancies.

You gay fuck faces!
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:14, archived)

Shush it you gaymotism.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 17:17, archived)

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
In order preferably.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:20, archived)

Yeah, it's still clunge.
Why can't you fuck off to OT, even Adam is better than you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:45, archived)

In case you hadn't noticed
You can use more then one word to represent another

I doubt clunge is the only word allowed
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:58, archived)

so is it a merican term then?
cause I know cludge or cludgy means a toilet in scotland, which makes sense becasue you appear to be full of shit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:09, archived)

What you know
Doesn't necessarily mean you know it all.

Cludge

A slang term for vagina.
Originated in the Corstorphine area of Edinburgh.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:13, archived)

that explains it, they're all useless junkies there.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:31, archived)

They're all Friz.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

Who?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:13, archived)

Everyone.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 May 2012, 17:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCT3qiiCFY#t=8m09s
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

benedict bro

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:42, archived)

Eggs Benedict are 100% boss,
I also invented Eggs Dirk Benedict, which uses a sausage instead of a ham, because it kind of looks like one of his trademark cigars.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:03, archived)

in a spoon

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vladimir, Sat 19 May 2012, 18:01, archived)

A diatribe from one of the local "special people" in Wiltshire, comedy gold, such style and finesse in his writing.
Lately I have been called grotesque and wierd. So I shall follow in the same vein. I am warning you now. This is me, I dont find it wierd or grotesque, however other people do so dont blame me if youve been warned. I was drinking with a couple of friends and I was losing what is very little of any inhibition I currently have. I was reminded of an incident of when I was nineteen when I snorting alot of lighter fluid with a group of friends. I left at about three in the morning out of my face. I felt very horny and wondered what it would feel like if I shoved a dustbin lid on my dick and shagged it, so I did, I figured no one would be about, was harming no one. Suddenly a car pulls up and legged it. I felt embarraced and felt wierd but it in retrospect I feel alot less so apart from the obvious stupidity. I thought about and found it funnier than embarracing so I told them and they laughed and one looked a little shocked. One friend was awaiting his teenage sons return and he joined us and then told his son in front of me what I had said, which I wouldnt. I was shocked by that and hurt but I didnt say it as a secret but should I have? Now I will probably known as the local wierdo who shags bins, from a teenager who may be likely to have a loose tongue like his dad. I consequently think that either he was pissed or found it too funny not to share it or that he wanted to see if it would embarrass me. Either way it is at my expense and said that I am probably too inhibited for him and cant trust myself to be around him. I refuse to not trust people for being trusting if they dont understand context. He said stuff that wasnt my thing but chose to say nothing. Why am I saying this on Facebook? Is it because Ive been found out? No, otherwise I wouldnt of said it in the first place. Even though the car pulled I ran very quickly and no one knew. Im saying it because of us as a mass. We apparently have non fiction writing but if that is so why is it so apparently shocking what I say? I think the intent was to humiliate me, thats what hurt not being fucking found out. Im angry because he has been so conditioned by mass thinking that he probably thought I shouldnt be saying it. Thats exactly why I am saying it again and again here! Is anal sex as wierd as shagging a bin? No, neither is. I never had or taken anal sex but I dont find it wierd, its still shagging a hole I would just prefer not to shag one with shit in it. I have on very rare occassion wanked to it in porn though but to be honest it felt wierd then. Not in a repulsive way but more in a way if I was shagging a bloke just not my thing. What consenting adults want to do I dont give a shit if it involves it or not. Is it the fact that I used an object? Hello, what about dildos and vibrators? I didnt do it in public so to speak as I was unaware anyone would be about. It was a moment where I thought why the hell not and I think that now. I just wouldnt with a bin because actually its shit and unhygenic and gross if its someone elses property. It was idiotic not wierd, perverse or even grotesque from a nineteen year old who wanted to lose his rationality and reality of the world by doing any drug he could and did. Sounds pretty normal to me. Whats abnormal is your fucking hypocricy if you think a one time experiment IS wierd because as a group you are no better than fucking nazis who would fuck a dead a Jew if given the chance. Welcome to non fiction writing and if you find it grotesque fuck you and get a mind of your own dumbass!
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:11, archived)

A nice little linky to see the rest of it.
www.facebook.com/nigel.grima
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:12, archived)

when people on /links say 'you should post this on /talk, they'd love it'
they are actually joking
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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:15, archived)

I know they are,
But I don't give a shit what people think, thats why, and this mentally ill idiot needs all the publicity he can get.
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:27, archived)

why does he need publicity?

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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

is he on tour?

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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:30, archived)

is he publishing a book?

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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:30, archived)

launching a new business venture?

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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:30, archived)

new DVD out?

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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:30, archived)

He should TOTALLY go on Dragons' Den with it.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:05, archived)

Nope, just on the end line of a mental breakdown, which I intend to enjoy when the cops/men in white coats drag him away, so yes you could say he's on Tour, as such.

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:10, archived)

*Slow handclap*
Soooo, he's a mental, but you're just a fat fingered spackfists that can't even use Reply properly?
I think I love you.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:13, archived)

could be a ding placebo for you here.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:15, archived)

Nah.
As far as I'm aware Ding would NEVER lower herself to fuck a bin.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:17, archived)

maybe you should care because this makes you look like a rapist

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:42, archived)

This is you isn't it,
you are this Grima fellow, some sort of artist or comedian or prick aren't you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:17, archived)

Nope this is me, I just enjoy his suffering Windy.
www.facebook.com/vegardvindheim
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

seems a little cruel.
you seem like a bit of a cunt to be honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

Yes, Yes I am, a right royal Cunt
I thankyou!.
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:04, archived)

you just seem a bit dull to me
soz
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:06, archived)

Meh, your opinion, and it doesn't matter about your opinions, I do as I wish.

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:08, archived)

cool stuff bro.
if that's the case, why post on an internet forum at all?
I think you're a liar and you do care.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:09, archived)

too dull to be a cunt,

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:10, archived)

I like how it thinks it's being shocking and edgy
but is really a dull shitcunt.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:11, archived)

I bet it thought we were gonna be all like LOLOLOLOL U WAKI DUDE
and all rush off to facebook instead of being bored by the beakering.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:15, archived)

I've gotta go to work now,
but can you gaz me any further details of this exciting thread? I wouldn't want it to have dissapeared off the bottom by the time i get home.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:26, archived)

wait, it gazzed me,
it is definitely a needy attention seeking little prick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:27, archived)

I'm off to work soon too, so hurry up and post up the gaz

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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:31, archived)

Oh play fair now The LOVELY spshulknees.
You KNOW you can't ask Win Pug to break The Sacred Law Of The GAZ^tm.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

I think it would be resonable in the circumstances
don't be so boring
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spesh., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

tl;dr

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

Links tell you to post that shit here because that's what stands for "comedy" on their part of b3ta.
Neither their advice nor your tale is amusing. It's just tedious. Try harder.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

It's okay, I know how this site works, and it pisses you talk fags off
Its on 4chan, 7chan too, enjoy your Saturday.
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:37, archived)

Oh man, we have been royally trolled by a master.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:41, archived)

I've never been so upset, ima gonna turn 360 and walk away from here, tears in my eyes

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

how rude.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

fucking hell put some paragraph breaks in

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:32, archived)

Thats how it was originally written on Shitebook.

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:07, archived)

I read all of that.
When I say, 'all', I really mean none. Sorry about that and sorry you are a pissed off headwrong. I prescribe a furious wank and hard drugs.
(#1, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

oh man I <3 da fazebooks!
I iz goin to share diz and klik I leik diz cause its ded waki!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:57, archived)

tl;dr
Now, take it back over to QOTW you flailing spastic shitcunt mong autism.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:02, archived)

why are you always so nice to these pricks stuj?
they'll never leave with all your panderings :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:05, archived)

Wait are you telling me this one has BOOBS mumpsy?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:07, archived)

well yes, it's a fat internet loner.
it's bound to have massive tits, probably hairy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:08, archived)

PHWOAR!
TOTALLY going to edit my post and throw in some panderings now.
:)
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:11, archived)

oh stuj! you're such a sucker for a floppy moob.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:12, archived)

You knows it The LOVELY mumpsy.
Now Vegard, jiggle 'em for me. And make it SEXY.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:15, archived)

hold up, gonz gets first dibs surely

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:18, archived)

But, but...Awww, fair enough mongy.
I'll take Gonzy's sloppy seconds.
Will he be wanting the sandpaper lube for this one do you think?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 15:20, archived)

Tatoos are shit, aren't they?

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:53, archived)

dunno
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:55, archived)

alright
baldmo_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_{o_o}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}nkey
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:58, archived)

Yes
Th_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^a_a^anks. How about you?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:03, archived)

I just caught sight of myself naked in a full length mirror
it's a pretty arousing image
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:05, archived)

they make me do a little bit of sick in my mouth.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

~~they~~ nuts
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:03, archived)

go nut a nut up your nutend and nut out a nut.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:09, archived)

Woah, I did a mini sick about two seconds before seeing this post

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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:05, archived)

we could be brothers!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:08, archived)

pockettacoradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Shit-Tattoo.jpg
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 12:07, archived)

getdangoodman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/super-star-is-the-shit.jpg

might be a bit nsfw
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:12, archived)

now, she has junk in her trunk.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 12:13, archived)

you could get a po-tatoo!!!

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Lightguy hail satan, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:21, archived)

www.cherrybombed.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sweet-potato-tattoo-large.jpg
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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

i think they are horrid

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:40, archived)

Me too.
Big turn-off.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:11, archived)

I only enjoy tattoos that look like they are talking when I breathe

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:47, archived)

My mum has a friend whos brother is called Bob
he had a B tattooed on each bum cheek, so when he bends over it spells Bob. True story.
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magnum, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:27, archived)

If a long piece of poo got stuck next to his bumhole it would read Blob

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:40, archived)

if he gets piles i dunno what it would be

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:50, archived)

getting a tattoo today
what should i talk to the tattooist about?
he must get bored just talking about tattoo's?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:58, archived)

IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR JEWS TO TALK TO THE GUARD TATTOOING THEIR NUMBER ON THEIR ARM!
RAUS! RAUS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

but i knew his sister?
we took holidays, why does he not remember me?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:00, archived)

STUJ

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

The LOVELY Ess Ess Ess!
*Panders*
'Ning lully.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

Hello LOVELY stuj did you miss me gosh it's been forever
How's the penguins?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

I did.
:(
WHERE'VE you BEEN you ABANDONER?
Also, I'm still in That Britain.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/joelveitchpo/po.html
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

I honestly think that should be in the newsletter

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

it's involves joel so it probably will.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

Oh stuj this is all terrible :(
It's ok I'm here now, shhhhh there there.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

Ta lully.
:D
*Cwtches*
*More panderings*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

what started as a shitty post about tattoos
has brought you two back together.

my work here is done.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:51, archived)

Nothing can keep me from The Lovely Stuj
NOTHING
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:54, archived)

wow.
dramatic.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

Penguins are a girls best friend, yo

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:03, archived)

well then, now we have the tagline for the movie as well.
all we need are actors and a location and we're back in business!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

What?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

i err.... i don't know...
a lot of people were yelling stuff...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:02, archived)

fair point

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

FUCKING HELL YOU ARE DULL AND STUPID

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

i may be dull...
but!... what was the second one?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:04, archived)

anything
just try not to squirm too much.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:07, archived)

it's on my shin
so should be fine...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:08, archived)

are you getting fake leg hair?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

yeah, should i stop at the knee?
or keep going?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

But The LOVELY tiny spangles, if he doesn't squirm, how can the tattooist get the CDC to look PROPERLY crudely drawn?
'Ning.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:10, archived)

again, this is a fair point.
decisions decisions...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:11, archived)

I think it's just so he doesn't bite the tattoist's cock.
ya what is getting slut in comic sans on it's back.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

how did you know?
i think it's a lovely design, with all stars and chinese writing around it, it's going to be so original.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

PHWOAR!
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

Wait, mumpsy, are you saying that ya what is as classy as The LOVELY Janet?
Man, I'm going to start pandering them RIGHT NOW.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

you couldn't possibly compare me to the lovely janet....
she's out of my league. I assume. based on what everyone else has said.
i really don't know what i'm talking about now...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

probably a good idea stuj

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

Hey now, I'm not saying I'm going to chuck Janet for them mind.
So don't you go trying to claim dibs on her.
I'm just going to use ya what as my bit on the side and that.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

ahhh a 'bit on the side'...
...how long i've dreamed of being a bit on the side...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

so ya what is like your everyday pants whore
and janet is your sunday best thong whore?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

everyday pants whore
that's what i'm gonna have tattooed on my back.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:31, archived)

you should use it as your sig

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

i wouldn't even know how to do that.
but i like the idea.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

oh man :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

i did it!
i figured it out!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

\o/

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

now if i could only figure out how to be interesting....

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

I'm resurrecting Bud's Internet Harem.
Janet will be Top Wife.
ya what will be one of the Other Wives.

This will of course only be temporary. Because once I get back South I'll divorce them all in order to keep my Penguin Harem happy.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

I'm making a penguin hoodie soon Stuj
I'll take a photo for you :D
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

:D
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

i'm not bored of this yet

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

i got bored half way through writing
'i'm getting a tattoo today'...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

you look like morgan freeman!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:26, archived)

I LIKE this one balders.
They actually reply to people in the thread they started. AND they're funny.
This is a GOOD New Person.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:28, archived)

It's one of your other accounts, isn't it Bee Emm?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

aren't we all :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:31, archived)

Well, the ones that aren't Bou anyway.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

Oh shit, I thought I was MW

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

now hang on!
that sounded like a compliment. we can't have that. I may not have been here long, but I know compliments should either be soaked in sarcasm or come with a bunch of flowers.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

dress up as pingu and stuj will love you longtimes.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

well i already am...
so problem solved?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

:D
\o/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

i'm asuuming you'll take me down south to the harem now?
i went down south once. it was grey.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

I AGREE

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:54, archived)

getting a tattoo is just paying someone else to try and make you more interesting
It won't work
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

Holy shit, Shift + Insert is the same as Ctrl + V
I never knew that! And Shift + Delete is Ctrl + X!
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

every days a school day. except saturdays and maybe sundays.
try Ctrl + Z...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

You seem a little too excited about this,
have you been breathing in too many fumes working on the car?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:51, archived)

It's probably because what I'm doing is so tedious
Rubbing down every nook and cranny with 800-grit sandpaper
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

Hi I'm Steve Nook!
and I'm Ben Cranny and together we are:

NOOK AND CRANNY!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

Ask him if he's aware that his wife is sleeping with his best friend,
and whether he wants to see the photos.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

she's sleeping with my dog???

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

so your dog is your tattoo artists best friend?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

i just had to read this a few times
i've not been up long... I now understand the point you're making.
I will wait until he's finished, then ask him.

sorry for being a bit dense.

sorry.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

hey, look at it this way,
reading is only one facet of forum use. You seem to be able to type replies, so you're half way there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

i'm ok at the whole reading lark really
it just takes me a few hours to get going...

'that's what she said, etc etc.'
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

Whatever you need to tell yourself big guy,
we're all here for you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

sniff... that means....
...that means a lot to me... sniff..
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

perhaps your dogs could be best canine buds!
although it's likely your dog will get raped :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:57, archived)

leave Harley out of this.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

ooOOOOooOOOooOOohhh
getting a bit touchy there pigster.
do you.... love your dog? in the bumbum?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:01, archived)

I just love the fluffy little rat bag,
That's all. Is that so wrong?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:03, archived)

depends.
aww bwess diz ickle pup pup kinda love OR
wear this gimp mask and ballgag while I abuse your doggygina kinda love
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

she is a fwuffy lickle dogalog.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

I'll be honest pigster, I've seen the photos and she looks, well.... bug-eyed and gormless.

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

*Smoke Bomb*

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 11:16, archived)

*Innocent whistling*
Yeah, totally got away with that one.
:)
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

*covering fives*

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

*Fives*
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 11:45, archived)

Nah,
She's a cute little thing and you know it, you're just angry I haven't brought her to Scotland yet so you can snuggle her and let her lick your nose. You big soft jock.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

~~nose~~ cock
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Wait, ya what's dog is Jeff?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 11:08, archived)

big jeff? or jeff from the chippy jeff?
sorry what?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:11, archived)

Jeff off of Off Topic.
He fucks dogs.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

ohhhhh! THAT Jeff....
gotcha.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

Or ask him for a tattoo of his wife sucking your cock.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

Tell him you've got AIDS. Then he'll be extra careful doing your tattoo.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

AIDS like political AIDS?
or AIDS like the bad sticky AIDS?

I suppose both would work.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

AIDS in capitals is generally bad aids.
I am too indecisive to get a tattoo.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

well this is tattoo number 8...
but i've been lucky with them all in that they're things i'll love forever.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

HAND BUZZMOP JIZZ SAW
Lol
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 8:21, archived)

this butter is ew

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

LOL

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

LOL

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

BIG WOBBLY COW'S PENIS

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:11, archived)

ON FIRE

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:11, archived)

LOL

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:11, archived)

LOL!
L O L !
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

LOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:13, archived)

 _      ____  _      
| |    / __ \| |     
| |   | |  | | |     
| |   | |  | | |     
| |___| |__| | |____ 
|______\____/|______|

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:25, archived)

should have gone to specsavers.
LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:40, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL
LOL
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:41, archived)

that does not make a sense

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

it's your fault
prick
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:48, archived)

WOW! it's like having the Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy show right here on /talk!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:52, archived)

I don't know who he is
I wish I watched more television
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:54, archived)

I seen a bird once, it had feathers.
LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:28, archived)

what one

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:29, archived)

an emu but it looked well sad.
you might say it was a...... EMO!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:31, archived)

LOL
buy me icons
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:33, archived)

UR MY ICONS!!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:34, archived)

inorite

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:36, archived)

UIZHERO!!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:37, archived)

also mono did this too.
and gw
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:29, archived)

LOL!

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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

Let me guess- bored of that now?
Fuck what a life...
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 4:25, archived)

sometimes this place is like the end of an 8-year-old's birthday party
where half the kids are intolerably fucked up on sugar and the other half are tired, stroppy and mizzling.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 19 May 2012, 8:18, archived)

Zaphod Beeblebrox

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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 2:36, archived)

nonce

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 3:03, archived)

Alright mongy?

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Pig Bodine., Sat 19 May 2012, 3:18, archived)

sweet as

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 3:22, archived)

I have no idea where to take it from here.
Are you a massive drug fan?
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Pig Bodine., Sat 19 May 2012, 3:36, archived)

for profit

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 3:55, archived)

a trifle fiend too?
I'm new to all this so go gentle here.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 19 May 2012, 3:56, archived)

nah, its only a forum, it aint real

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mongychops, Sat 19 May 2012, 4:00, archived)

Righto - cheery pip-pip in that case mongy,
Sweet dreams you sweet prince.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 19 May 2012, 4:02, archived)

Wibble wibble

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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 4:18, archived)

Lard arse!

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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 4:15, archived)

alright mw

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 4:20, archived)

Good evening reprobates
I is ~~black~~ back.
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:00, archived)

And have I got a hand full of Heineken Imports for you!

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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:01, archived)

Hey there. I'm popular Internet man JackAction and I'm here to advise you to just cut it out.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 19 May 2012, 1:02, archived)

*wanks*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:03, archived)

*tissues*
Going to need another box
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:04, archived)

Hey Jack the Man
Pleased to meet you :)
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:03, archived)

Christ are we bored of that already?
I've got to get into the groove
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:08, archived)

Maybe it's the MDMA
You all seem to be taking
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PooPants, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:08, archived)

alright mw

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 19 May 2012, 1:37, archived)

bored of that
best squid tentacle wankjobs, and why

alt:;;;;;;;;;;;pricks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 May 2012, 0:05, archived)

Last Friday
Alright 'Orrible
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 0:13, archived)

alright SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss
it's raining here
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 May 2012, 0:19, archived)

I think it's finally shut up here
Can't be sure though. I've been listening to sub FM on headphones so the outside world could end and I wouldn't notice :)
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 19 May 2012, 0:30, archived)

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