Three Pricks in a Hole
Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and Russel Brand explore Britain's cave networks in this subterranean show. Viewers get to vote on who is walled up in a cave at the end of each episode.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 8:09, archived)
Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and Russel Brand explore Britain's cave networks in this subterranean show. Viewers get to vote on who is walled up in a cave at the end of each episode.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 8:09, archived)
You lose.
I like them rubbery on the bottom and fairly runny on top these days.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:51, archived)
I like them rubbery on the bottom and fairly runny on top these days.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 9:51, archived)
WTF?
Well that's it. I don't come here to be insulted. I'm leaving forever.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 8:58, archived)
Well that's it. I don't come here to be insulted. I'm leaving forever.
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 8:58, archived)
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It's recycling this week.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 22:02, archived)
I knew there was a reason this week was extra special and exciting
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 22:22, archived)
you make us wait nearly 2 months for a post
then you half-arse the punctuation!
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 1:04, archived)
then you half-arse the punctuation!
( , Mon 3 Nov 2014, 1:04, archived)
Friday I visited skegness for a wedding
you can get lager for £1.70 a pint there. not bad
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 19:36, archived)
you can get lager for £1.70 a pint there. not bad
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 19:36, archived)
Dave the bed and car dealer Colin have just got here now, 4 dull wankers together, the only excitement is the fact the main sewer outside is blocked and chucking out shit, metrorod have a pump wagon in the carpark
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:20, archived)
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:20, archived)
I was eating spicy rammin for lunch and a splash of the soup got in my eye and now my eye is red.
Now I know how YM feels
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
Now I know how YM feels
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
I just realised I've been a member here for over a decade.
how dull is that.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
how dull is that.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 14:42, archived)
This is probably the best thing I'll ever write, it's all downhill from here
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:49, archived)
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:49, archived)
No juicer for me today
couple of beers with the F1 later though
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 15:05, archived)
couple of beers with the F1 later though
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 15:05, archived)
i'm gonna stay in today, might pick up a few tinnies from the offy later
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:49, archived)
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:49, archived)
It's been a long time
I shouldn't have left you
Without a strong rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you slept through
Time's up I'm sorry I kept you
Thinkin' of this you keep repeatin' you miss
The rhymes from the microphone soloist
And you sit by the radio hand on the dial soon
As you hear it pump up the volume
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:36, archived)
I shouldn't have left you
Without a strong rhyme to step to
Think of how many weak shows you slept through
Time's up I'm sorry I kept you
Thinkin' of this you keep repeatin' you miss
The rhymes from the microphone soloist
And you sit by the radio hand on the dial soon
As you hear it pump up the volume
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:36, archived)
hold on to your love, holding on to you, will it be enough, I'll do what I have to
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:45, archived)
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:45, archived)
it's been a long time
i'm glad (scared?) to see that things haven't changed too much. figured i'd check back in and see what's up. anybody remember the schnurricane still? whatever happened to grandma of shoes (gmos) and, who knows, rapitinui? i see mofaha's still on the main board. i forgot how to make things, otherwise i'd ask over there. is there still a sort of rivalry? you know, i remember when this was all fields.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 9:58, archived)
i'm glad (scared?) to see that things haven't changed too much. figured i'd check back in and see what's up. anybody remember the schnurricane still? whatever happened to grandma of shoes (gmos) and, who knows, rapitinui? i see mofaha's still on the main board. i forgot how to make things, otherwise i'd ask over there. is there still a sort of rivalry? you know, i remember when this was all fields.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 9:58, archived)
and don't go criticizing my years to posts ratio! the account i had before i forgot my old email address the first time had much more significant activity! boy, i'll never forget the first time i got front paged! it was, oh, two-thousand and three it must have been. yes i swear! there wasn't even a talk board then! hoo-ey! and back down at my house the thing made frightening electronic donkey noises when you fired it up, and a phone call was its only weakness. yes sir i found pleasure and friendship on this website, an' i'm just lookin' to see if any a'them old timers are still kickin' around.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:31, archived)
it's a vague, emotionless memory.
were we once bickering enemies?
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:53, archived)
were we once bickering enemies?
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:53, archived)
I've no idea
I'm a terrible person though so there's a fighting chance you hate me
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:55, archived)
I'm a terrible person though so there's a fighting chance you hate me
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 10:55, archived)
anyway all i'm saying is
if you run into anybody else from 10-13 years ago tell them schnurricane says hello, just in case
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:32, archived)
if you run into anybody else from 10-13 years ago tell them schnurricane says hello, just in case
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 11:32, archived)
I woke up with rain hammering on the window, looked over at the clock.
It was only 3AM. What time had I gone to bed? I wasn't sure.
I pulled on my pants and track suit bottoms and went downstairs for a piss.
Job done, I thought "Fuck it, let's have a beer and fuck about on the internet for a bit."
Going online I headed straight for my main source of information on World Events: Mail Online. After all, in today's world it's important to keep abreast with how out of touch with it's readers the Daily Mail can get. What with most of them being swivel-eyed UKIP loons, and the DM running an anti-UKIP smear story EVERY SINGLE DAY, PURELY to wind them up.
So I posted a couple of (^(^;;^)^) comments in a story about some pop bint, had another drink and came to b3ta.
Here is some honey.
The END.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 5:39, archived)
It was only 3AM. What time had I gone to bed? I wasn't sure.
I pulled on my pants and track suit bottoms and went downstairs for a piss.
Job done, I thought "Fuck it, let's have a beer and fuck about on the internet for a bit."
Going online I headed straight for my main source of information on World Events: Mail Online. After all, in today's world it's important to keep abreast with how out of touch with it's readers the Daily Mail can get. What with most of them being swivel-eyed UKIP loons, and the DM running an anti-UKIP smear story EVERY SINGLE DAY, PURELY to wind them up.
So I posted a couple of (^(^;;^)^) comments in a story about some pop bint, had another drink and came to b3ta.
Here is some honey.
The END.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 5:39, archived)
that's odd, I thought I heard somepony walk by here just now.
I must be imagining things.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)
I must be imagining things.
( , Sun 2 Nov 2014, 8:48, archived)
i was going to put you on ignore for lols , but i cant be fucked, you paki loving shit coon
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 22:39, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 22:39, archived)
this is what you've done fucking about on qftw, we get those sorts over here
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:31, archived)
a couple seemed to take issue with my love of swiss watches but I think they might of gotten over it now
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:45, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 17:45, archived)
when you consider the engineering that goes into the movement to make that happen it is incredibly impressive
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:13, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 18:13, archived)
not quite as impressive as these, but damn these are wank material
www.ablogtowatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jaeger-lecoultre-hybris-mechanica-set1.jpg
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:05, archived)
www.ablogtowatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jaeger-lecoultre-hybris-mechanica-set1.jpg
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:05, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if I hadn't dragged a bunch of pointless shitcunts over from qftw
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 19:10, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 19:10, archived)
aint there a rocket and sparkler option you could put on for bonfire night
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 22:03, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 22:03, archived)
I'm in the juicer having a pub lunch with my boy, he's getting some doughnut Burger, I'm getting quietly drunk, report in troops , sitrep ASAP
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:13, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:13, archived)
sitting in the juicer
Might go home for a bit and come back later.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:24, archived)
Might go home for a bit and come back later.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:24, archived)
Still got a fucking pumpkin here
Going to the small claims court if this carries on.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
Going to the small claims court if this carries on.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:36, archived)
your pumpkin will remain until you perform one completely unselfish act
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:58, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 14:58, archived)
they're stayin on until you learn the true meaning of halloween
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:50, archived)
it's a christening so i might chuck a few holy-water balloons around
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)
Useless fact:
due to a mistranslation of the original text, what we see as the word "begat" in the King James Bible originally meant "fucked." Religious scholars have disputed this for hundreds of years but they're a bunch of deluded fucks anyway.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)
due to a mistranslation of the original text, what we see as the word "begat" in the King James Bible originally meant "fucked." Religious scholars have disputed this for hundreds of years but they're a bunch of deluded fucks anyway.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:46, archived)
i did just find out that 'chrism' is a thing
might as well have just called it 'jesuspunk'
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
might as well have just called it 'jesuspunk'
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:00, archived)
I like how you use the word "fact" when you mean "some shit I once read and completely misremembered"
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:25, archived)
someone had to do something about it
did you get any trick or treaters, m?
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:17, archived)
did you get any trick or treaters, m?
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:17, archived)
we had them banging on the door,
strange that nobody round here seems to know what a doorbell is.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:24, archived)
strange that nobody round here seems to know what a doorbell is.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:24, archived)
the postman doesn't use it, either,
or anybody else who ever comes to the door.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
or anybody else who ever comes to the door.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
it only encourages kids about fooood anyway, cunts will be on here talking about the shape of malteasers or some shit
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:50, archived)
it surely is, brother M, it surely is
Praise the Lord for this day that He's given
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:28, archived)
Praise the Lord for this day that He's given
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 10:28, archived)
I was way ahead of two hats
Up so bright and early I've even had a shit on his lawn.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:27, archived)
Up so bright and early I've even had a shit on his lawn.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 11:27, archived)
tough shit
we stopped serving ning at midday. all we have now is noon.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:23, archived)
we stopped serving ning at midday. all we have now is noon.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 13:23, archived)
Midnite snaks
Ham, cheese, jam sandwich
Tin o'beer.
Strangely unsatisfying.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:50, archived)
Ham, cheese, jam sandwich
Tin o'beer.
Strangely unsatisfying.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:50, archived)
my neighbour just farted so loudly I could hear it through the wall
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:51, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:51, archived)
I used to be able to hear my old neighbours shagging, he finished by bellowing like highlander during the quickening. I didn't like it.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:59, archived)
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 0:59, archived)
It's almost time, kids.
The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 1:21, archived)
The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 1:21, archived)
Left over chicken balls washed down with diet coke.
I've never had jetlag this bad before.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 3:24, archived)
I've never had jetlag this bad before.
( , Sat 1 Nov 2014, 3:24, archived)
Can I get an Amen?
I cannot be the only mofo around here who really hates all the fuzz around the Halloween.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:04, archived)
I cannot be the only mofo around here who really hates all the fuzz around the Halloween.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:04, archived)
for someonewho asked for something you;ve made no effort, bit prickish
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:27, archived)
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:27, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:34, archived)
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:34, archived)
stooge!
There in the morning, there when I am going home. There's a pattern there.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:36, archived)
There in the morning, there when I am going home. There's a pattern there.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:36, archived)
I was on here this morning because I couldn't sleep last night.
I'm on here now because I've got no life.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:39, archived)
I'm on here now because I've got no life.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:39, archived)
I was on my way to work this morning
And now I'm on my way home
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:51, archived)
And now I'm on my way home
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:51, archived)
alright
have you alligatored your shitfucks all night long yet? BECAUSE IT'S NIGHTMARE NIGHT
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:37, archived)
have you alligatored your shitfucks all night long yet? BECAUSE IT'S NIGHTMARE NIGHT
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:37, archived)
HELL YEAH THE LOVELY ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK 2-1!
*Throws a hapless minion into your pool for you.*
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:40, archived)
*Throws a hapless minion into your pool for you.*
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:40, archived)
i'm absolutely going to aligator shitfuck all night tonight until I puke air
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:55, archived)
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:55, archived)
Going to do it till I shit blood and piss amniotic fluid
Fucking lightweight.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:56, archived)
Fucking lightweight.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:56, archived)
alright mongy
I went to the juicer by work on the mds credit card. Now I'm on my way to my local and I've still got her credit card.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 20:18, archived)
I went to the juicer by work on the mds credit card. Now I'm on my way to my local and I've still got her credit card.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 20:18, archived)
i'm being honest here, i'd shove it bhind the bar and argue th toss later, i'm a thief, yer
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 21:00, archived)
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 21:00, archived)
Now this is how you encourage a lively Friday night debate on Talk
Or did I read that wrong?
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 20:48, archived)
Or did I read that wrong?
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 20:48, archived)
What the fuck is this all about?
Apologies, the QOTW topic is closed so I can't ask there and I understand you guys here on /talk are very friendly and helpful.
www.b3ta.com/questions/sillyachievements/post2394530
Help!
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:21, archived)
Apologies, the QOTW topic is closed so I can't ask there and I understand you guys here on /talk are very friendly and helpful.
www.b3ta.com/questions/sillyachievements/post2394530
Help!
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:21, archived)
i could be wrong,
but i think it's about two strange men hanging around in a shopping centre.
not sure what it's got to do with the question, though, but farting the Frog Chorus is nothing, i bum belched out Beethoven's 5th the other night.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:26, archived)
but i think it's about two strange men hanging around in a shopping centre.
not sure what it's got to do with the question, though, but farting the Frog Chorus is nothing, i bum belched out Beethoven's 5th the other night.
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:26, archived)
gaz me a pic of your penis and then we can tlak
hahah i meant talk im such a pencil dicked retard
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 17:14, archived)
hahah i meant talk im such a pencil dicked retard
( , Fri 31 Oct 2014, 17:14, archived)
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