I don't think I've ever seen a Jennifer Lawrence film
what do you think you've never seen? you can say Hitler if you like, just this once, special treat, don't tell your mum and dad, it'll be our little secret eh
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:40, archived)

Thanks to the magic of internet there is very little of Jennifer Lawrence that everybody has not seen.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)

ooohhh topical

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)

i bet you've seen her naked though, haven't you?
you filthy street urchin
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)

She's my favourite porn actress

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:43, archived)

yeah, she was the famous one on that website full of naked Z-list slebs I've never heard of

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:44, archived)

the internet at large seems to think the sun shines out of her bumhole
i've only seen her in x-men
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:45, archived)

blimey
and there I was thinking she's a pouty-faced overweight charisma vacuum
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:49, archived)

I believe it was Nicholas Hoult's fingers, not the sun.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:49, archived)

American Hustle is quite good

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:49, archived)

he lives!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:50, archived)

For now

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)

Dressed up in a nun's habit on sunday
No one took a photo, so I can't prove it.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:51, archived)

are you going to make a 'habit' of it?
lol
(this would have been better if you'd just said you dressed as a nun. cheers, m8ate)
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)

Why don't you just modedit his post to make your joke better?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)

shut up, that's why

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)

because i respect two hats

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:48, archived)

^ printin dis

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:48, archived)

do you get to see any tit in that?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)

a bit, I think
not her though. Unless you count cleavage and sideboob.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:53, archived)

miserable fucking cow
amount of fucking cash she makes and she won't even hang her udders out once in a while, fucking disgrace, I'm glad her icloud got fucking hacked, selfish old witch
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:55, archived)

YEAH
Who do they fucking think they are? They forget that it's people like us who put them where they are.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)

YEAH
Who do they fucking think they are? They forget that it's people like us who put them where they are.
haha yeah
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:57, archived)

haha yeah wanky wanky wank wank
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:58, archived)

wank chirp
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)

Thing is, she's pretty without being disarmingly beautiful
so your average fella thinks 'I might stand a chance with her'. Also, she comes across as being quite nice and funny. What I'm saying is, I'd like her to grind me into the dirt.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:56, archived)

I'm just glad Fantastic Four is getting a reboot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:57, archived)

another one?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:01, archived)

i.imgur.com/oZRsXGA.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:05, archived)

It has to because they fucked up in the casting of Chris Evans
as two different Marvel heroes. Idiots.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:02, archived)

Also, different Marvel properties are owned by different people
X-Men and Avengers are owned differently I believe. Although it looks like they're starting to work it out.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:04, archived)

wow
pretty impressed with how much you two know about marvel comics
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)

Movies Frank
We're talking about movies
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)

Hunger Games was pants.
But she was pretty good in it, I suppose. If nothing else, she's very forgiving on the eye.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:54, archived)

and another thing, there has never been a good film with werewolves in, prove me wrong, oh look you can't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:59, archived)

what about wolf of wall street?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)

that film was garbage
and it went on far too long
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:04, archived)

do you get to see any tit in that?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)

Dog Soldiers and Ginger Snaps are both excellent.
Are you being wrong for the sake of being wrong.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)

I got bored of Dog Soldiers after about 5 minutes
and Ginger Snaps is just two girls talking about periods for an hour and a half then 10 minutes of deeply shift animatronics

and you smell and I don't like your shirt
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

and you don't get to see any tit in either of those films

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

Just watch Trading Places
After all these years it's still the #1 tit movie IMO
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:47, archived)

you stupid fucking cunt, Jamie Lee Curtis is a cock in a frock

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)

false

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)

WHAT

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

EVER

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

I have never seen Ginger Snaps. I just looked at a poster from Google and she looks like a girl I fingered once.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:12, archived)

You're talking about Violet, aren't you?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)

The ginger one.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:41, archived)

It really pains me to say this
but I agree with Frank here. Dog Soldiers was just stupid and Ginger Snaps started well and became stupid.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)

really, everyone on the internet agrees with me
just some of them pretend to take issue with what I say, they're just showing off to attract a few fleeting moments of attention
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

You're a singularity of wrong-ness, drawing in all the nearby wrong, until you all coalesce into a black hole of wrong, obscuring the truth.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)

So how many wrongs make a right?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)

i'll let you know when i find out

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:20, archived)

The werewolves of willoughby chase was a good film

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)

Also the thing was brilliant and it counts because it had a wolf that turned into a thing.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

they were dogs though, weren't they?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:45, archived)

They were huskies.
Wikipedia says

"Husky-type dogs were originally used to pull sleds and hunt large game. Commonly thought to have descended closely from wolves of the region."

So yeah they were basically wolves.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)

but that's true of all dogs, isn't it?
aren't they all descended from wolves?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:54, archived)

yes, it's also true of wolves.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

I won't sit here and let you bad mouth American Werewolf in London

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)

haha, like you can stand up without needing oxygen

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:48, archived)

there's egg on your face
because I've recently been given a new oxygen tank. I could manage climbing the stairs if someone carried the canister for me.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:55, archived)

Just fill it with helium instead, then you can easily carry it up.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)

x-men origins wolverine

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:57, archived)

teen wolf too

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)

Having 'Too' instead of 'Two' in a movie title is never a good sign, is it
In this case it means 'Teen Wolf but without Michael J Fox, soz'
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:50, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_a_better_effect_on_the_teacher
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:58, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)

fuck this noise i'm going home
i.imgur.com/9cHQfkU.gif
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:10, archived)

christ!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)

Buffalo isn't a verb.
Stupid yanks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)

I hadn't even heard of her before she made a name for herself for being naked once

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:02, archived)

people like her should be shot twice in the back of the head

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:12, archived)

it pays to be thorough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:21, archived)

people who pronounce the word thorough like "thurrow", they should be shot three times in the front of the head
and twice in the back of the head
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)

why would anyone pronounce it like that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)

I've had a good think about that precise question for about 20 seconds and I can only conclude that these people have set out deliberately to annoy me as much as is humanly possible

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:38, archived)

oh ok I have no real problem with that then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)

i've been given a peugeot 308 to drive this week

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:03, archived)

I've been given a 208
it's too small
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

set it on fire

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:31, archived)

but then what will I drive?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:33, archived)

TERRIBLE!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)

drive a cactus up your arse for all I care

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)

well you've embarrassed yourself a little here
quite apart from the fact that I don't have a cactus, I can't see a practical way of driving one up my arse and even if I could surely that would, at the very least, hurt, or even cause lasting damage to a crucial part of my anatomy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)

You don't really drive a Peugeot
You just play a mobile version of Buckaroo with it until something falls off.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:08, archived)

thanks for the picture of buckaroo there, it really helped

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:30, archived)

it was the 70s

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:34, archived)

a Kirsten stewert film, if that's here name, the twilight girl

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:17, archived)

is she the one with the forehead?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:29, archived)

I just googled so yeah, and big ears and a pointy chin

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:40, archived)

i think mongy linked some pics of her with her strange out
that was oscar worthy
( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)

I wasn't even nominated, jews control Hollywood :(

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:37, archived)

I read somewhere that they kidnap children and murder them in some kind of ritual, can you fucking believe it, fucking subhuman that is

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:43, archived)

wait. has anyone said 'Nice South African'?
You know, like the song.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:18, archived)

haha, that was ace that song, I think I've never seen a nice South African, didn't half laugh at that one, classic, funny. funny stuff there

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)

I'd like to see you do better, you cunt

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)

yeah well I'd like to see you fall off a tall building

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:55, archived)

You'd watch?
Well that's quite nice in a way
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 15:59, archived)

well, it seems especially terrible in here today
what's your excuse, eh?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:58, archived)

Most viruses come from Europe, by leaving the EU we could save the NHS trillions.
What we need is to bring homeopathy back, and it's only because we're part of the EU we can't.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:00, archived)

fucking hell,
that is like a perfect storm of bullshit
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:05, archived)

there's a guy on have your say called "i deal only in facts" that makes me laugh, example post below
Viruses are man made - FACT

Therefore only right someone lets the common man know what viruses he/she is got - FACT

this is a super idea that will save billions of people in the uk - FACT
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)

typing fact in caps after stating an opinion makes it true - FACT

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)

faedopiles drink FACT

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)

Keep these coming.
You're posting the truths that the fascist liberal media don't want people to know.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)

What BS are you talking now?
We're working on a movie plot below, and you arrogant modbastard push it down with shitposting?!

FFS
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:00, archived)

i am the worst
also, maybe don't call attention to the fact you're collaborating with a nonce
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:04, archived)

go kill yourself and do the planet a favour eh?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)

nah, i'm fine thanks

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)

difficult prick

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)

Oh look. its /talks very own
second most popular person of the week
( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:04, archived)

alright DT?

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:05, archived)

522 votes
510 of them by a dt script
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:06, archived)

yessssss still 3rd

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)

#youknowsaymesaydaddymeSNOWBROgunnablame

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:10, archived)

#nothingmorenothinglessgloveisthebest

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)

#Isaydon'tyouknow?Yousayyoudon'tknow,Isay,snakemeatout

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:26, archived)

get over it, dave
it was shit
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)

ShitPosting could be the title.
Starring Manolith and Hauer
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)

movies?
are we calling them movies now? like the americans do?

this is fun, I like pretending to be american, imma go make an aluminum sidewalk out of twinkies
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)

fucking hell, are you 100 years old?
the words have been pretty much interchangeable for a long time now
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:41, archived)

^

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:36, archived)

no Christmas icons

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)

^this

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)

yeah, maybe it is time

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:09, archived)

YES!

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)

i am outraged

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:10, archived)

might get a bottle of wine in for tonight and goss about boys

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)

lambrini?

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:10, archived)

2 bottles for a fiver

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)

oooooOOOOooooo you go gurl

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)

oooooOOOOooooo you go gurl

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)

twice, apparently

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)

nice

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)

are there really going to be 4 (four) xmas icons?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:10, archived)

meaty

( $$ ✅, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:12, archived)

SSy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:13, archived)

i can't actually remember, i thought it was 4 last year but maybe it was just 2
it's more than 0 though
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)

angle and tree pl0x thx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:18, archived)

think there's raindeer

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:21, archived)

oh okay i might have that one then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:22, archived)

apathy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)

come on, tangles
get involved!
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:19, archived)

yeah but y'know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:29, archived)

Every time I come up with anything brilliantly entertaining you ban it :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:38, archived)

yes, i assumed you were creating these things so they could be banned
that is the only entertaining aspect of them

still, must be great that people think mr meow meow presentpaws is you, eh?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:42, archived)

how do

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:12, archived)

mid way through a banging crap, you?

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:16, archived)

its gloves...
alright gloves?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:17, archived)

Yeah mate, producing some fine bum rubbish, at the top of my game today

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:18, archived)

Excellent scatalogical early morning anecdote
keep it up!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:30, archived)

won't keep it up much longer, I'm done frosting the log now

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:32, archived)

surely you cannot sniff charge off a turd?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:39, archived)

I bet someone has done this, and it's an underground thing that's caught on.
It'll spiral out of control, drawing in paedophiles lurking in school toilets. Then it'll spread to the zoophiles and zoos - they'll be deaths from lions and yaks for sure. After that, the necrophiles move in, first targetting the morgues, but then moving to stalking online depression forums for suicidal people, who they will help to kill themselves in front of a group of their turd sniffing cohorts. They then sit like vultures, waiting for the post-mortem bowel movement, that will be referred to as "Fresh Meat" amoung the in-crowd.

You're fucking sick SpanishFly, and Glovington, for creating this horrifying subculture. I hope you're ashamed.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:39, archived)

There's a movie in this starring Rutger Hauer

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:59, archived)

I just did a really satisfying one.
thanks
( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:18, archived)

#shitjustgotreal

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:19, archived)

it's always been real

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:19, archived)

good morning MONO!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:18, archived)

Alright Gareth.

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:19, archived)

eh?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:32, archived)

haha, like anyone in the entire fucking world is actually called Gareth

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:59, archived)

i am called gareth

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)

Alright Gareth.

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:46, archived)

yeah, you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)

yeah, not bad.

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)

gareth doveston
a fine name
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:06, archived)

who do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:26, archived)

voodoo?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:30, archived)

voopoo

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:30, archived)

poodoo

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:38, archived)

oo coo ca choo

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)

gris gris gumbo ya ya

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:46, archived)

you do

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:46, archived)

bit personal

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:49, archived)

up yours

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:33, archived)

cool

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:47, archived)

also, how's your inferior parrot?

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:47, archived)

he's fucking brilliant
idiotic, useless, lazy, noisy, daft as a brush, pretty much everything you'd want from a parrot

what kind of parrot have you got anyway?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:49, archived)

something something ottawan

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:06, archived)

You should stick a gopro camera on him, turn him into one of those parrot AR drones and take pictures through ladies bathroom windows.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:14, archived)

dunno why you'd put one on a dog, all you'll get is close-ups of shit and other dog's bumholes, some people are into that sort of thing though

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:17, archived)

I imagine there's a hidden b3ta page for the mods with a live feed dogcam.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:27, archived)

b3agle

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:32, archived)

African Grey
She landed on my shoulder yesterday and refused to get the fuck off.
To the point where she decided to bite my ear really fucking hard.
( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:17, archived)

useless prick.

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:17, archived)

see, some African greys turn into nasty bad tempered cunts
I knew one that hissed at anyone it didn't know, fucker would have a lump out of your hand if you tried to stroke it

I'll stick with conures, they're low maintenance
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:38, archived)

She's not really that bad tempered, she just doesn't get to sit on my shoulder all day or mate with me ever
you know how women get.
( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)

woah, this conversation's gone weird, imma go mingle and avoid you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)

racist

( mongychops, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:00, archived)

haha, yeah, you got me there, I am a massive racist

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:16, archived)

I was racist BEFORE it was cool to be racist.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:22, archived)

Morning Monocarp

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:57, archived)

wut?

( MONO!, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)

I bet there's a morning thread, right below this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:51, archived)

ok thanks

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:05, archived)

remember how 2?
with fred dineage, and gaz top and whichever woman it was that week?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:37, archived)

fred dineage does the news in your part of the world

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)

he does
he's involved with portsmouth fc too

when i used to work in a cinema, he came in and i served him some popcorn
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:20, archived)

Wasn't it Carol Vorderman?
Or am I thinking of
TAKEN
OBODY
SWORD
FORIT?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)

it was her for a bit. it was also sian lloyd for a bit. the best time was when it was gail porter for a bit. phwoar, eh

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:19, archived)

Yeah bald women don't really do it for me soz

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:25, archived)

thats how, for now

( Glovington, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:33, archived)

yeah, leave it to a doctor to mock someone for having alopecia, eh
you're a class act
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:50, archived)

Yeah don't think saying you don't want to have sex with someone is the same as mocking them.
I wouldn't want to have sex with anyone here either as fat internet shut-ins also don't do it for me but that doesn't mean I don't have the greatest respect for you all.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:01, archived)

all about sex with you, isn't it?
leave it to a doctor to treat women and fat internet shut-ins as objects, eh
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)

morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:15, archived)

go fuck yourself with a bratwurst

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:27, archived)

I don't even

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:32, archived)

Yeah, that's right
SUCK AT MY VENOMOUS TEAT
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:35, archived)

morning
The sky is pink here.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:34, archived)

Just like your polo shirt I bet, you massive homo

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:34, archived)

I believe they call it 'salmon'

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:44, archived)

sorted

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:45, archived)

I'm all for breaking gender stereotypes,
But if you're going to wear pink, don't be ashamed to call it pink.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:50, archived)

gayest fish in the lake

mongy will back me up here
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:49, archived)

So if salmon are spawning in a lake
And one salmon's sperm touches another, does that make them gay?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:53, archived)

alright Nathan Fake

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:17, archived)

It's grey now.
Sad times.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:24, archived)

yo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:49, archived)

Hi meatsnake

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:55, archived)

alright Mr H
should i 'up yours, dickface'?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 8:18, archived)

Bonsoir

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:09, archived)

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:19, archived)

You've got to chuck something in
however inane.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:22, archived)

Dobrý večer
Just back from a 12-hour shift at the Synchrotron (which is not an android version of Synchromesh).
I'm not sure even I care, so this must be crushingly dull for everyone else.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:48, archived)

No hacek?
What makes it harder is that hacek has a hacek on the 'c'.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:51, archived)

Dobry wieczor
are you speaking that silly infant language on the other side of the Tatry?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:01, archived)

Yep!
I learnt a bit of Czech years back for a trip to Prague. Greatly surprises the locals.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)

sausage jockey

(#1, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:20, archived)

Anyone else missing the b3ta advent calendar? If you're wondering why there's no advent calendar this year it's because grinch-olith banned it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:04, archived)

lick my hairy back

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 0:08, archived)

priya rai y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:16, archived)

no

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:18, archived)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)

stella creasy y/n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:27, archived)

y

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:31, archived)

tough shit, she's a lezzer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:31, archived)

jksdf sdfg r%u

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:19, archived)

Yes

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)

no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)

GO NORTH

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:42, archived)

you have reached the Earthly paradise of Manchester
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:50, archived)

hahaha, like that's even a place

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:57, archived)

USE MATCH ON MANCHESTER

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 23:03, archived)

who?
is she some regional news host you've got a stonk on for?
( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:38, archived)

nah m8, I only get a stonk on for national broadcast journalists

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:08, archived)

fuck off back to qftw

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:18, archived)

Proxy for virus strikes
Prat
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:19, archived)

^ up53t

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:22, archived)

Not really
Got Number 2 son to Google it on his computer. Well pissed off he is.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)

^ upset by proxy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:30, archived)

I'll go with that

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:31, archived)

nice

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:17, archived)

HELLO ALL, and SEASONS GREENTHINGS
and it is ONCE AGAIN the time for ALL who have JOY AND HOPE in their hearts to OPEN UP THAT FEELING FOR EACH OTHER and give PRESENTS and I LOVE PRESENTS AND GIVE THEM WITH MY PAWS!

I can FEEL THE HAPPINESS and my PAWS ARE all of a QUIVER! o<l:o3
(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:57, archived)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:58, archived)

oh fuck

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:59, archived)

Oh my GOD!!
It's back.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:05, archived)

like cancer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:08, archived)

Serious

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:41, archived)

*<|:-D *<|:-D *<|:-D *<|:-D
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:05, archived)

What are you getting me for Christmas you cunt?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:07, archived)

hooray!
hello mm-mp, i hope you can come back during the day at some point so all the people who aren't here in the evening will get to see you.
especially MONO! he really is the embodiment of christmas cheer around here and he'd be so delighted if you were to give him a present!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:07, archived)

be fair to mono he's a fun sponge all year round

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)

now I am not sure that's fair, MONO! is certainly very cheery but let's be honest, he can't hold a candle to grrrmachine, his hopeful, near-childish joy overflows from every post as he anticipates what he describes as "my most favouritest happiest wonderfulest time of the year EVER"
( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)

i for one am glad i get to spend my time on this fun-loving forum with these happy-go-lucky jokesters

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:51, archived)

tl;dr

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:09, archived)

yeah too LOVELY; did not read, that's what you mean

( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:19, archived)

thing is I do love kittys, im not so keen on grown men pretending to be kittys

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:27, archived)

:-O
( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:37, archived)

bloody furries

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:41, archived)

pud'em up
pud'em uuuup
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:42, archived)

RAOAR
( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)

is that like a lion-based maoam?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)

YEAOAS
( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:51, archived)

I got rid of my spare cat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:30, archived)

I've gained one, you sneaky cunt

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:32, archived)

does it
look like this?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:08, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN MISTER MEOW-MEOW PRESENTPAWS YOU ARE THE BEST XOXOXOXOXOXO
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:11, archived)

hi 2can!

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:18, archived)

his constant use of 2nd accounts really should be stopped by the mods, it's upsetting

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:23, archived)

I too would like to see 2can banned for his consistent flagrant breaches of board rules

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:36, archived)

to be fair, this one isn't 2can
and the person that it is doesn't have their original account anymore so this is their only active one
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:48, archived)

oh christ it's bou isn't it

( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:49, archived)

haha, she would never be able to keep a persona up for this long

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:52, archived)

actual lol

( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:53, archived)

I wasn't suggesting anyone be fair about this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:27, archived)

to be fair, that's true

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:39, archived)

let's all be fair and just ban 2can

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:42, archived)

anyone with a second account should be banned from the internet forever

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:51, archived)

haha like anyone has ever cared what you think

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:58, archived)

mods do nothing

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:43, archived)

that's not true
i did that thing that time, remember?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:47, archived)

an ickle kitty surrounded by red, best internet christmas card ever

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:57, archived)

that really got my motor running

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:09, archived)

I hope you get leukemia and your whiskers fall off

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:05, archived)

yaaaaaay

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:34, archived)

Yay. December 1st, and first window open
By Christmas we'll have been dead from hypothermia for 2 weeks. Still, we won't smell.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 19:48, archived)

nice dad joke, CDW

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)

Cos I'm a nice Dad

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:05, archived)

FUCKING YES!!!!!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)

haha your missus is fat

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)

stop ruining Crispmas

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:00, archived)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:46, archived)

mr.h

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:58, archived)

It's a bit chilly out.
What's your favourite VSTi and why? Also do you think the I in VSTi should be capitalised? It's a bit 90s innit.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:49, archived)

bit racist

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:05, archived)

Shit now I'll have to put myself on 2.0

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:08, archived)

does that mean that you will then cease to exist?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:17, archived)

Dunno, seems unlikely, this is just a website.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:28, archived)

it's barely even that

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:34, archived)

*something about Honda's twitter account*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)

ha!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:02, archived)

It's mild at best for the time of year.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:06, archived)

At BEST.
Well here it's fucking cold. I've lost a few plants to frost already. There's a big cheese plant that needs to come in but I've got no room for it, it's making me a little anxious tbh.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:10, archived)

apparently putting plastic bags over them works.
according to my neighbour who has done this, although he is fucking mental.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:16, archived)

That would work, but I don't have a bag big enough to cover this monster.
I just need to move all the furniture around but I'm cold and lazy.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:27, archived)

You have a plant in your house that is dying from frost?
Turn your heating on you frugal fuck.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:46, archived)

aww look, you can buy it a jacket, hth
www.amazon.co.uk/Gardman-Garden-Fleece-Warming-Jackets/dp/B0042SIE5Y/ref=pd_sim_lp_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=0K0XZWN8V1CPTX8C6SG3
( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:32, archived)

vlad saves the day once again!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:33, archived)

you're all welcome

( vladimir, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:39, archived)

venereal sexually transmitted infection?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)

No but I'm now interested in what your favourite STI/STD is.
If it counts as an STI (which I think it probably should) I'd have to go with thrush.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:42, archived)

thrush is a bit boring though
you want something with a bit more character like Genital Warts.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)

i like hep c
here it is defeating hep a
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:51, archived)

What do the two children represent?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)

they're real people who have been shrunk down in order to find out what's causing problems at a theme park inside a disease-ridden hobo in a santa costume

/edit: duh
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:17, archived)

you'd think that was obvious

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)

some people need everything spelled out for them

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)

I'm a Phoscyon kinda guy

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:57, archived)

ABL shits down Phoscyon's neckhole in terms of realism
but Phoscyon is more tweakable I guess.

I'd love to hear any broadswoard acid, btw. As long as it isn't too trancey.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:08, archived)

dunno what that is, soz
Its fairly mild in madrid
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:08, archived)

I like a nice Rhodes

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:25, archived)

static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/DustyRhodes_2037.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:28, archived)

phwoar!

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:34, archived)

who can honestly say he wouldn't?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:09, archived)

eveninh

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:15, archived)

hello

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:17, archived)

Hi, I would love to stay and chat but fucking busy right now.
Almost not worth going on luxury 2 week breaks if it means having to come back to this shit.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:23, archived)

cool, no-one cares

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)

^upset

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:35, archived)

yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:39, archived)

I am completely indifferent to your upsetness.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:45, archived)

no it isn't, you big silly!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:33, archived)

MYSTERIOUS EVENTS ARE UNFOLDING ON A FOOT

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:46, archived)

Terrible bullying of Stunned poster.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:49, archived)

BE WARMED
EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT STEAMS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)

I feel like you're going to tell me I have $20,000 from a dead family member waiting for me

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:13, archived)

Yay for ssg and his increasingly inaccurate time of day threads!

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:06, archived)

clickin' this ^

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:07, archived)

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Uncle Billy lost his willy, on the motorway...

My kids were getting stuck in to around £70 worth of advent calendars, as I left for work, and we'll be putting the tree up at the weekend. So, when do we get our seasonal icons?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:17, archived)

you have kids?
christ.
( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:20, archived)

Like Norman Bates has a mother

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)

ASAP I say it annoys the more neurotic board members

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:28, archived)

£70 worth of advent calendars
were the chocolates hand crafted by Jesus
( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:50, archived)

1 nasty chocolate, 1 Lego, each.
Toys and confectionary embody the true meaning of Christmas.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:56, archived)

will you be my dad?
i can poo unsupervised
( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:57, archived)

i hope you include that on your cv

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)

yep
and that I was Time magazine person of the year 2006
( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:07, archived)

we have the lego one in the office
i'm pretty excited, i have to say
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)

I'm not allowed to buy any more lego
or the woman gets in a strop
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:12, archived)

you don't strike me as the type to let a woman tell you what to do, grrr

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:33, archived)

I pick my battles, mano
If my access to sex and food is dependent on how much money I spunk on plastic bricks, then I will budget accordingly.

And besides, 10 complete lego train sets plus accessory wagons is a bit much for one adult.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:35, archived)

that's how they get ya
but yes, you may have a lego train problem
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:49, archived)

Mine keep going on about the train sets,
but I'd need at least a loft conversion to house them.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:13, archived)

I got my first 9V train when I was about 9
and I had loads of fun with that and a basic Technic motor kit (the one with cogs and a battery pack and shit).

I made drawbridges, cranes, gearboxes, cable cars; all sort of shit. They don't take up much space at all.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:28, archived)

They do if you're setting them up in my living room
because there's no room to build them in your playroom as you can't be bothered to put any of your toys away when you've finished playing with them.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:15, archived)

we have one of each of the lego ones
Star Wars for me
City for the missus
Friends for the little person
( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:07, archived)

We have two City, one Friends.
Star Wars would be cool, but this way the boys aren't arguing. Should've taken a leaf from manolith's book and got one for myself to keep at work.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:30, archived)

the only problem there is that i have to share it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:34, archived)

When you've got the office to yourself, open the box from the side, and pull out the tray.
Then you can have the joy of building all the models for yourself, before sliding the whole lot back in, so that no one is any the wiser. Until they open the next door, and wonder why the model is already built, at which point you can blame the Christmas Elves.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:42, archived)

?!?!?!?!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:47, archived)

I really ought to shape my beard into a point.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)

and wear a pink feather boa and tutu?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:39, archived)

I had no idea what they were so I googled, 20 quid for an advent calendar, you must be crackers, and autistic natch

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)

yeah, i'd never have bought one if we weren't splitting the price 5 ways

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:38, archived)

I like proper nativity ones anyway

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:43, archived)

who gets to keep the lego?

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:56, archived)

me
bwa ha ha!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)

great deal then

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:19, archived)

exactly
AND i got to open the first door
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:32, archived)

considering the other two have minifigures on day one I'm disappointed with the star wars one

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:39, archived)

i'm probably going to get them turned on sometime this week

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:04, archived)

I fucking hope you die in a fire

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:15, archived)

ok, cool. so today then?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:20, archived)

I hope that fire has already started.

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:24, archived)

ok, ok, jesus. i'll do it right now
fucking hell, you have no patience when it comes to christmas
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:25, archived)

I went and bought a tree and put that up yesterday :(
I wanted to die.
( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)

you just need to let the glory of the season into your heart, mono

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:21, archived)

get fucked.

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 11:43, archived)

I have a tree in a pot living outside. I'll bring it indoors when I feel like it and put it back out once I'm bored with it again.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:22, archived)

I hear you're an expert at turning things on.
If you know what I mean!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:36, archived)

oh ho ho, i think i do!
you mean because i worked in IT for 6 years and have probably turned on more computers than most people will in their lives, yes?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:40, archived)

Phwoar!
You dirty slut.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:46, archived)

33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lst4xtk2xW1qh59n0o1_500.gif
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:49, archived)

Ah, man. I used to have that as an actual screensaver in my old work place.

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 10:52, archived)

me too

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:50, archived)

thanks ssg
couldn't do it without you
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:56, archived)

howdy

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:07, archived)

fuck off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:08, archived)

why?

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:08, archived)

Why not?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:09, archived)

oh, I see.

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:09, archived)

My pleasure

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:10, archived)

I do just fine
you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:16, archived)

alright tangers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:17, archived)

mr h

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:23, archived)

sartori in tangers

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:35, archived)

always with the progressive rock

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:40, archived)

yeah

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:34, archived)

you're right it is beginning to look A LOT like Christmas

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:44, archived)

get fucked.

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:20, archived)

haha yeah Christmas icons would help

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:22, archived)

no

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:23, archived)

MORNO

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:17, archived)

MORNHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:18, archived)

^needs tp

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:19, archived)

sup

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:34, archived)

alright

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:04, archived)

Nah, I'm half left

( MONO!, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:21, archived)

the top half?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 9:22, archived)

MORNING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:56, archived)

^online bullying

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:56, archived)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:58, archived)

What, you mean MORNING?
Jeez, how many more cretinous knuckle-draggers are going to show their hand? In yer face abuse is common currency here, but overt mornism and jokes about mornies and mornmogs is not funny, banter or any other euphemism you want for edgy. No, I'm not upset, but I am fucking angry.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:01, archived)

Hi meatsnake

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 8:02, archived)

How do you feel about smart casual racism?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:54, archived)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 7:56, archived)

I'll turn the lights off then

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:21, archived)

Remember to put your bins out.
It's recycling this week.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:30, archived)

I think Rob stopped putting 50p in the meter some time back.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)

taking this to mean you want to whack off while a gang of nignogs boff your missus up the no-no and you hide in the cupboard and watch through night vision goggles you sick fucking pervert

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:55, archived)

Are you still getting those Russian CCTV feeds?

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:03, archived)

I'm not hearing a no here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:09, archived)

Say what you like about me
but the un-casual racism ain't funny. You can spout that stuff elsewhere.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:12, archived)

It's the thing that I wouldn't miss if b3ta died.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:17, archived)

Are you a darkie?

(#1, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:31, archived)

typical Jew

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:32, archived)

Whoa, edgy.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:33, archived)

I think you'll find,
in this day and age it is a perfectly acceptable question.
(#1, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:45, archived)

What, you mean from Darkland?
Jeez, how many more cretinous knuckle-draggers are going to show their hand? In yer face abuse is common currency here, but overt racism and jokes about darkies and nignogs is not funny, banter or any other euphemism you want for edgy. No, I'm not upset, but I am fucking angry.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:43, archived)

^upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:44, archived)

Yeah, and on the internet too

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:48, archived)

typical white guy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:49, archived)

who is this noob cunt?

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:51, archived)

think he's flounced

(#1, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:56, archived)

some fucking honky

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:01, archived)

NOT ONE COMPLAINT

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:03, archived)

fucking hypocrites

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:07, archived)

Nope, I was busy.
Sure, it might have been funny in Ben Elton's time, but it's just a bit tired.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:33, archived)

right, so you weren't too busy to complain about the "nignogs" thing but when it comes to "honky" suddenly that's a lower priority for you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:36, archived)

Sorry, I was looking at some data while this was going on.
I just think it's lazy humour, unless you actually think they're acceptable terms. Then I think it might be an idea to get out of UKIP.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 1:07, archived)

lazy humor is your photoshops on board normally, just saying

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 1:36, archived)

Aw man, sick burn bro.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 5:50, archived)

maybe you could report me to that bloke who invented sickipedia

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 3:28, archived)

That definitely makes it alright then.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Dec 2014, 5:53, archived)

How odd.
It's simple question with no offense meant. Touchy.
(#1, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:51, archived)

I'll turn the lights off then

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:54, archived)

hahahaha yeah

( mongychops, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 0:18, archived)

Checked out the details of a leg-ringed Black-headed Gull I saw in Southampton today and it got there from Poland by way of Yorkshire.
No doubt it'll appear in a local UKIP newsletter about how it's over here, eating our chips and claiming nesting benefits.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:15, archived)

alright calm down baldmonkey

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:23, archived)

Oh christ, which one was baldmonkey?
I'm comparatively new to this part of b3ta.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:28, archived)

lolwaki, birdwatching, dangerous retard

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:33, archived)

He's gone now I miss him

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:34, archived)

Though I never knew him I feel his loss every day.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:40, archived)

los peni


hur hur hur
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 21:12, archived)

Oh crap.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:43, archived)

Are you going to write about it on your blog?
baldmonkeyseenabird.wordpress.com
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:35, archived)

Wow
Got my own site: www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:44, archived)

Painfully tedious site.
Too much lolwaki.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 20:01, archived)

I took a picture the other day of a Robin just as it did a shit.
I can sell it to you if you like.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:21, archived)

PHWOAR

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:35, archived)

Oh ffs 2can is back, the Dr who believes indiscriminate illnesses are character building

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:44, archived)

What doesn't kill you will only make you come into my surgery and fucking moan about it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:23, archived)

hahaha
he's a card!
( $$ ✅, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:50, archived)

<s>ard</s>, etc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:09, archived)

Nice light hearted fun thread, would read again, top b3taing
or is it b3taring? lolidklol
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:42, archived)

lol i no rite.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:45, archived)

nothing beats a European crested tit

( $$ ✅, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:50, archived)

Fucking hipsters with their quiffs.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:53, archived)

Apart from a sparrow with a gun

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 19:59, archived)

I see Top Trumps is not your forte.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 20:23, archived)

I've fucking killed /talk with this shit, haven't I?

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:02, archived)

Indeed not
For crested tittery you can't beat a hoopoe.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:07, archived)

Not bloody wrong - this one's from a trip I made to Dubai.
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/61345/1417386819/hoopoe1.jpg
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:34, archived)

Nice
I've got some good ones I took in Greece. Mind you, those ones on In the Night Garden are well creepy.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 22:47, archived)

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/random/tittifers.html
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 23:10, archived)

hey brb can't see this thread because he has me on lolignore 2.0

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:33, archived)

^ upset

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:37, archived)

I think it might be Druid, im on ignore too, ouch I'll miss loads of fun

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:38, archived)

it's boring enough to be druid, someone should ask brb if he's married to a fat lass who let fouritchy lose his mess up her a few times

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:40, archived)

was he our dullest forum poster? mono is incredibly boring,

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:43, archived)

I can't think of anyone more dull, I mean he was easily as dull as gonzo

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)

I just found a g off sniff in my little pocket thing of my jeans, shame they are clean on from the wash, twat

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:49, archived)

I found some antibiotics in the medicine cabinet, past their use by date though

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:51, archived)

don't risk them , Mary currie died inventing them or saink

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:03, archived)

tough shit, she should have listened to her husband

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:07, archived)

the lucky bastard

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:38, archived)

he's missing out on all the great banter

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:46, archived)

bump

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:41, archived)

it's a great forum to be part of

( $$ ✅, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:01, archived)

wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:03, archived)

prick

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:03, archived)

hahaha

( $$ ✅, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:03, archived)

yer

( $$ ✅, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:04, archived)

^ top internet

( $$ ✅, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:04, archived)

juicer time then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:57, archived)

not till 4 for me

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:14, archived)

na not today

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)

Today is Sunday

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:03, archived)

thank fuck
I was in next Wednesday at one point. Not much going on like
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)

Don't get me started on next Wednesday it's already a write off
From what I have been told
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)

I think I've caught a fucking cold like some sort of fucking nancy

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 12:38, archived)

you will insist on that boob tube and hot pants combo year round, bound to get ill

( mongychops, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 13:08, archived)

can't afford it. :(
got mad expenditure this month for some reason.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 17:07, archived)

This place is dead on it's arse.
Has everyone gone to church or summat?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:24, archived)

Worse.
Ikea.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:31, archived)

Sadtimes. I'm just about to head off to PUB LUNCH.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 30 Nov 2014, 11:41, archived)

Morning

I'm off to bed. Mrs CDW is poorly.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:16, archived)

I hope she feels better soon xx

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:24, archived)

Ta
Really going now.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:28, archived)

yeah well fuck you, my gerbil's at the vet and it doesn't look like he's going to pull through, you self-centred cunt

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:28, archived)

So, why aren't you with him?

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:29, archived)

I'm comforting his grieving family, what else would you have me do, you utter monster

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:35, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/Late-for-the-Sky-5511612/dp/B003VWUB6W/
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:29, archived)

She's not that ill.

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:32, archived)

since 'she' is probably one of those japanese pillows with cartoon women on
i'm not unduly concerned
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 30 Nov 2014, 0:46, archived)