When's the last time you had a cigarette
I'm going mad. 2 hours.
(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:20, archived)

erm...
HELLO...
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)

Friday, not that it's any of your business

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)

hows the cravings?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:35, archived)

90 mins, I'll have one now

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:27, archived)

having one now

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)

yesterday when i was sitting here, having max snark msg from new boss regarding performance.... wtf!!! I brought my own lube.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)

gnarly

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)

hang loose

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:48, archived)

never go full snark

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:00, archived)

the snark knight
snarknado
snark the herald angels sing
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:22, archived)

snarklife!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:24, archived)

about 4 years ago.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)

^quitter

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:43, archived)

sexy^

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)

natch

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)

i had a few on saturday, i only smoke when i drink

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)

don't quit then
You'll only manage it if you actually want to. Try again another time.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:43, archived)

this isn't really quitting, it's more 'haven't been to the shops yet'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:55, archived)

Oh
Well then I've "quit drinking"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:58, archived)

well done mate, we're all here for you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)

cheers m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)

have a pint to celebrate
Cheers
( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

Salut

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)

the only thing i'm smoking is life

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:57, archived)

it was in 2005, i think
someone showed me how to roll a cigarette in a pub in leicester so i smoked it. bloody awful, it was
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:12, archived)

even though I don't smoke
my mate buys me a cigar and I have to smoke it with him. He always brags about how much it costs so I smoke it so I don't hurt his feelings.
( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:15, archived)

actually, i have smoked the odd cigar over the years
people tend to bring them to parties and it seems like a good idea when i've been drinking
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

I think they should bring back smoking in pubs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

it was the same pub that i met him out of kasabian in
true manolith showbiz story, there
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)

disgusting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:20, archived)

lies

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)

it bloody isn't
that was the last time i smoked a cigarette
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:46, archived)

hmm

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)

technically correct, the best kind of correct

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

buh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aj4yeDpEpU
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)

i, er... what?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

just do it, ok?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)

Ya junkies bastards ya

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)

best promo ever

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:12, archived)

you're going to have to put in a bit more effort than that if you're trying to develop a habit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:51, archived)

I've only managed to convince him to try smack ONCE
Wasting my fucking time, honestly....
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:52, archived)

i liked it!
i just didn't like it like it
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)

young people today lack the commitment and dedication to really devote themselves to substance abuse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

Yeah, but you were all like "oh TH I really love this, can I have some more later? I'm a bit full at the moment blah blah"
Fuck sake
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

look, when you go round someone's house and they offer you some smack
and they've obviously got the best china out and everything, there are certain social obligations!

don't hate the player, hate the game
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

I just bought one of those trimmers for ear, nose and sideburns
I'm getting old :(
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:59, archived)

If it wasn't for this lovely scotch egg, I'd be really depressed

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:00, archived)

no such thing, man

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:20, archived)

also, hi bou.
what makes this return different from all the others?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:13, archived)

there's no one here to care any more

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

true. a sad indictment of b3ta circa 2015

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)

I care.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)

about bou?
how sweet
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:23, archived)

I care about all the beasts of the field.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:38, archived)

+r

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)

Nobody cares about bou anymore?
Why I bother...
:(
But you'll have to ban me or you'll get into trouble with...somebody

Just thought I'd pop in to say hello

So...hello
(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)

all the other mods have left, manolith is basically in charge of the whole site by default

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)

Why did they leave?

(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:39, archived)

turns out paid work is more lucrative

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)

sucks...

(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)

this time it's sexual

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

it was always sexual, maybe this time it's hypersexual

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:19, archived)

It wasn't sexual!
It was b3ta addiction!
(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)

to be honest I was an insufferable twat back then
I've reformed my internet behaviour
It was all such a novelty then
I got carried away
(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)

It was 10 years ago I signed up!

(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:29, archived)

I remember dial up ffs!

(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)

yeah you're definitely coming across as not at all nuts here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)

I'm just saying I'm an Internet antique

(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)

there's bound to be no more ringing peoples work up trying to get them sacked this time, Oh no

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:43, archived)

I never did that
I phoned up Dr shambles and hung up when se said hello sam
(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)

and there your mod honor is the reason the perma ban was introduced, case closed

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:03, archived)

hmm, you're already annoying me
it always starts this way then escalates to full-on hysteria. not this time, muchacho.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)

Ok goodbye then

(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

wait wait, let's see what happens

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)

I agree with Doveston
It might work out ok
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:58, archived)

I wanted to see some hysteria :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:10, archived)

no wonder this place is dying on its arse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)

let's start a bring back bou campaign*
*until she flips her lid and starts stalking someone then she should be banned, but not before
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:16, archived)

I'm all for that as long as it doesn't require me to actually do anything

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:18, archived)

ahh forget it, this campaign has already taken up far too much of my time

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:21, archived)

that's the problem. it always happens.
the decision was made ages ago to ban on sight and i don't want to be held responsible for anyone getting fired or sutin
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)

history would disagree with you

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)

ok

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)

^ top modding

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:16, archived)

ban hammer time, it's not allowed to play here

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:23, archived)

Oh look somebody does care!
I'm so grateful.really. There I was thinking nobody would remember me...
(webfreak, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)

I don't smoke no cigarette, cos it gives bad breath y'all, I just smoke marijuana, every day.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:50, archived)

whatever you say, dr.dre

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:57, archived)

*Horace Andy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqfYKh9mrnM
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 13:14, archived)

morning you miserable git(s)

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 7:07, archived)

bit exclusive

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 7:49, archived)

BOTTOM

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 7:54, archived)

I knew you were waiting for me

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 8:07, archived)

I'm actually in a very good mood today.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)

morning

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)

YES!!!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)

I was quite happy
until I read this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:06, archived)

You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)

bit presumptuous

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:35, archived)

fine

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:40, archived)

i'm coming up so you better get this party started

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:52, archived)

Coming up?
In what sense? Is it like "going down" like how you'd "go down" the shops?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:54, archived)

i always assumed they were talking about coming up on some mdma or pills or something

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 9:58, archived)

Ah yes, of course
Bit irresponsible. Isn't that by Eddie Izzard lookalike P!nk?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:03, archived)

holy shit, she does look like eddie izzard
yeah i think so
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:04, archived)

So are you in Langstone this week?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:05, archived)

aye, although i'm trying to get out of it
tomorrow and thursday
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)

Fair enough
They're updated the entrance to 6000, so that's something.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:08, archived)

at least there will be one part of the building that doesn't look like it's come straight out of the 1970s

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:10, archived)

That's the problem
It makes the rest of the place look even shittier than normal. Like a breeze block with windows.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)

That's what made it so edgy when Shelley Bassey sang it for that M&S Xmas advert.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:08, archived)

Goldfinger is actually about the time she did four bottles of poppers at a gay club in Cardiff

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)

i bet shirley bassey had a blast on some mdma in her time

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:11, archived)

Her and Tom Jones would take a couple of Mick Jaggers and a gram of cheap whizz then fuck shit up

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:19, archived)

i saw this today, they are one step away from blaming brussels and/or immigrants for them getting a shit hylendid rating
imgur.com/3AClAGF
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 22:00, archived)

i got hylendid once.
i wouldn't rate it.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 22:10, archived)

you can get cream for it

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 22:11, archived)

now you tell me

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 22:12, archived)

and scones

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 22:29, archived)

Anyway why would you want 7000 acres, mowing the lawn would be like painting the Forth Bridge

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:09, archived)

what about the open sea? who owns that mgt?
wasn't there a story about a couple of brothers who built their own island from plastic bottles? what about that dude who bought an oil rig and declared himself king?
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:14, archived)

Patrick Moore?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:19, archived)

I heard he plays the xylophone.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:23, archived)

yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:24, archived)

hence quick sale

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 0:31, archived)

usvsthem is like an even shitter version of buzfeed

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 23:22, archived)

Thundercats are on the move
Thundercats are loose!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:07, archived)

Are you saying Cheetara is a bit of a slag?
Wishful thinking there, I reckon.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:14, archived)

god yes

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)

hey baby
my penis is small and barbed
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)

clickin dis

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:52, archived)

I mean come on, she and Liono are rock solid. You don't stand a chance.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:48, archived)

Quite a controversial opinion there, mr. tea.
I assume you're basing your argument purely on the 2011 reboot, because it was made pretty clear that Tigra and Cheetara had a thing in the 1985 original. Original Lion-o didn't get a look in (what with being a boy in a man's body and all that).
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:47, archived)

kill yourself

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:02, archived)

was she pedo lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:53, archived)

OK, you two clearly know far more about Thundercats than I do.
I think I'm basically fine with this.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:03, archived)

Snarf would get it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:18, archived)

why does everyone keep saying that panthro was black, he was clearly grey and blue

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)

grey and blue white and gold
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:42, archived)

you're thinking of ro-bear-bill

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)

dunno what that is soz
I never watched Thundercats THERE I ADMIT IT
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:48, archived)

Stay out of srs biznz fella cause you obv Ill equipped to comment on it.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:51, archived)

^gay sex tourist

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:21, archived)

and proud

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:25, archived)

said mongy, before adding "Sorry, what was the question again?"

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:35, archived)

what would you save from a burning building

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:37, archived)

there's only one lifeboat seat left on the titanic, who gets it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)

who is your daddy and what does he do

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)

Shit, I thought no-one knew about that.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)

favourite pizza topping

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)

reading's pitch is a mess

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)

shit cartoon that one

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:49, archived)

So,
this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:53, archived)

screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/08/26/thundercats-no/
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:57, archived)

tl;dr - 'mature' thundercats comic eschews 80s charm in favour of rape and murder fantasies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:15, archived)

such art!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:43, archived)

I quite enjoyed it.
Moore and his devotees tend to get quite uppity about updating children's characters in more adult stories. Except when he does it.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:55, archived)

^furry nonce

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:56, archived)

nah, but have you ever searched for thundercats on deviantart? jesus fucking christ.
That comic was just an exercise in shock tactics, I enjoyed it on that level. Can't say I've ever tried wanking over a comic or cartoon.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:02, archived)

but why did you search for oh fucking hell I don't want to know

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:07, archived)

you know how it is, you try to find a voice actor's email, the search takes you to some fan site, before you know it it's 4am and you're looking at Snow Meow drawn like Tom Of Finland.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)

Fuck off, furry.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)

makes a change

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 22:17, archived)

JAM is on in a minute, I can't do a live chat because I'll be cooking dinner.
alt: What's for dinner?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:26, archived)

Fish.
Radio 4 chat on b3ta? Why wasn't that a thing when this forum wasn't dead?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:31, archived)

How is Jam these days
still live with his mum?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:37, archived)

A
+G
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:44, archived)

lol

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:46, archived)

some vegetarian muck no doubt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)

No meat for the MEATSNAKE? :(

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:08, archived)

not today hombre

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:10, archived)

quorn curry

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:39, archived)

pint of lager and a bag of dry roasted nuts

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)

a bag of weasle cunts and a punnet of piss ants.

(#1, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:52, archived)

Steak and ale pie
I think that means I win
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:01, archived)

Mupps for Nobel Prize for Dinner, 2015.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:09, archived)

Thank you, thank you. Thank you, haha, thank you, yes, thank you...
...
Thank you

I've been having dinner every day now for many years, and let me tell you it hasn't been an easy road. This short moment with you all is the culmination of burnt pizzas, post pub kebabs of a questionable nature, the vile abortion of the vegetable world that is the courgette, and a curry with bananas in it. There were many points where I felt like quitting, just skipping dinner. But I think it was you, the people, who kept me on the right path, and you have my utmost gratitude.

And that's why this prize isn't just for me, its for all of you, too. We still haven't finished, there's still a lot of dinner to be made, and just as much to be eaten; and if we can make this enough of an issue I guarantee that we can end dinner in our lifetime, and FINALLY get to the home made jam roly poly with cream for pudding.

BUMHOLES
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:39, archived)

That brought a tear to my eye.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)

please post ideas below on how to improve the forum
think about the following points
• an attractive proposition for new forum users
• how to better engage with existing forum users
• how to increase brand awareness for the forum
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)

stick it up your nose

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)

i don't even know how i'd go about doing that

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)

which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know, I mean do people want a forum that can be fitted nasally.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)

it's not getting much of a response with the focus groups

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:17, archived)

I might start gazzing new members a dick pic with a message "Welcome to b3ta!"

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)

I think manolith has beaten you to that.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:12, archived)

morning

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:09, archived)

best idea so far

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)

how about some welcoming music plays automatically as soon as you enter the site?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)

yes!

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:20, archived)

a good midi song, like darude sandstorm or something?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:23, archived)

everyone likes that one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)

https://soundcloud.com/jake-skelton/01-b3ta-jingle
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:35, archived)

that is mega ace wicked

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:45, archived)

you knows it

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)

cash prizes and that
competition where everybody sends an adjudicator photos of themselves as a baby, then we all have to guess who's who.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)

arm wrestling
no, THUMB wrestling
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:29, archived)

one weekend out of every month the top 10 people on the stats board all spend the weekend together
at one of them's home. The chosen home will be drawn out of a hat.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)

bagsy I get the spare room

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)

There's no such thing as a 'spare' room
They're all used for something
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)

okay, wanking zone a

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)

yeah like keeping the roof up

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)

Impressions contest

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)

Impressionism contest

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)

I reckon a £5 voucher for Our Price

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)

or Volume 1

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)

less waki nonces would help

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:34, archived)

this is proving popular with the focus groups

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:06, archived)

fewer

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:35, archived)

over an hour mgt, you've lost your touch

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:43, archived)

its

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:45, archived)

soz m8
was actually looking for plots of land for sale, the prices are even worse than houses though and it doesn't even include the house

in fact i'm beginning to think if it would be profitable venture just to buy houses, knock them down and then sell the land with planning permission for the same house.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:46, archived)

you can buy woodland cheap, planning permission can be a cunt

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)

yeah i did kind of want to build a house on it,
only one mind you not an entire estate.

might just wait until the next crash
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:49, archived)

building a house is cheap tho

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:01, archived)

but land, apparently,
is not. The weird thing is it doesn't seem to depend on the size of the plot. You can get any size you want for about £700k. 300 acres or fucking A4.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:04, archived)

dunno about that mgt, perhaps it's just cheaper in Kent, 150k for a decent plot, I want a lake tho, now that costs

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:17, archived)

maybe,
or maybe just the websites i'm looking on, might go into an estate agents see if they're any better.

actually you're right, you can get a fairly decent sized plot for only 40k down there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:29, archived)

wow you can get 7000 acres on the Isle of Mull for a couple of million

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:38, archived)

1: trade your likes for b3tacoin
2: make the site work better on mobile devices
3: some sort of national or international scandal
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:53, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and I live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didn't like it..

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

i like eggs

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)

Typed from MEMORY, motherfuckers.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)

You should get out more.
Not to France, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:54, archived)

Cheese-eating, neck-burning BASTARDS.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)

how would i measure frequency and amplitude in eggs?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)

With a cathode ray eggcilloscope of course, hyuk hyuk!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)

i didn't define egg time units,
but i suppose you should use an egg timer! lol!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:07, archived)

but i want to know how egg hz and egg dB works :(

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)

you'd need what's known in the business as an 'eggy cup' to find that out

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:37, archived)

dS, deciShells

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:41, archived)

i like this

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:45, archived)

Very good.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)

how did he burn your neck?

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:45, archived)

I dunno, ain't got eyes on the back of my neck, have I.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_Cock
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)

Wow, I never knew Aids originated in parrot shit.
You learn something new every day.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)

Out of interest what has happened to Frank?
EDIT: Not that i am really that interested.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)

he's dead now
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-31903327
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)

Oh hello
I was just reading this link how spooky.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)

NSFW, obviously
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:34, archived)

joke's on you because i watched it in work

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:47, archived)

me too - sticking it to the man hey me and you The Doveston.
we were meant to be together.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:50, archived)

oh christ, i might put you back on ignore

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:50, archived)

I will behave

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:56, archived)

Sitting here, having max snark msg from new boss regarding performance.... wtf!!! I brought my own lube.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)

come again...

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:15, archived)

Dunno who it belongs to, but I think it's failed the Turing test.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)

Royster T Bone or GTFO

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:16, archived)

How about a nice game of thermonuclear war?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:18, archived)

fuck yes

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:25, archived)

you lost

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)

hahahahahahaha!
oh man, classic master_slob
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)

I do hope he doesn't find out your immediate response was to tell strangers on a messageboard you're logged into at work
where your username is 'Master_slob'.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:21, archived)

clickin dissssss

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:23, archived)

MAX snark?
Dude, he sounds WAY HARSH
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)

someone sitting near me has a cup with 'mirage' written on it
the weird cursive font used makes it look like 'minge'

oh yea, i'm really busy at the mo, you?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:29, archived)

in a similar vein
i was walking past a cafe that had a sign with breakfast buffet on it, but there was a pole in the way, right? so it said 'breast buffet'! it's been a pretty great weekend
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)

haha breasts

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)

exactly!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

I like breasts and would like to hear Broadsword's view on breasts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

pablo americano!
*dances*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)

did you forget your brain pills?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

How would I know?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

haha, alzheimers

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)

who?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:11, archived)

al zheimers
german fella
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:17, archived)

just another brother in the struggle right here

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

i've had it up to here with white people

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)

I just ate a bag of Monster Munch.
Zany, huh?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)

bullshit

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)

Pickled onion, actually.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:35, archived)

did you feel guilty?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)

Shame, rather then guilt.
I'm a grown man, I should be snacking on something more mature, like Discos.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)

Roysters T Bone
gets the ladies moist
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

hahaha she knows!
etc. etc.
( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

i meant more because it's like eating a part of yourself
disgusting
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)

Yes, I know.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm not really an anthropomorphised corn snack.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)

more lies, online :(

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:08, archived)

there's a cafe down the road that is called Cook.
From the pub across the road, if you look out the right window a telegraph pole cuts in to the second o so it looks like it says cock.
cock is a rude word.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:36, archived)

he's right, it checks out
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

stop trying to ruin flavor flav's birthday for everyone

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

He forgot mine, so I'm not bothering with his
fuck him
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:56, archived)

i heard he was still working on your present but that when you got it, it would 'blow your balls off'

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)

not even in my top ten

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:45, archived)

what IS in your top ten?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)

Oh you know - six, five, one - all the popular small numbers, really.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)

is it supposed to be my turn to do the morning thread? no one told me
morning
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7807135
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)

spring has sprung, two hats

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)

It seems to have gone chilly again round here
And it's raining this morning. Well, more spitting really. Anyway, you good?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:54, archived)

weather schmeather, there are bank holidays to be had soon
and yes I am pretty good, are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

YEAH BABY
Yeah I'm alright. Surprisingly good weekend, shame about work but there we are.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:13, archived)

Classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb0MXivyeuA&index=99&list=PLC2C9BFC77856C976
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)

This video contains content from Warner Chappell, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:18, archived)

No way!
Ah well.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:22, archived)

I'm going to listen to Bruce Haack instead
youtu.be/9-ahBFOyS_M
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)

The Way Out Record For Children is one of my favourites
especially the robot dance.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)

this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=njB4JrRAWjU#t=392
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 12:53, archived)

yes, I've got that, it is a lot of fun

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)

we should totally swap some shit on slsk, bro

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 14:47, archived)

I don't know what that means

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)

morning tube

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)

+cans

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

mighty meaty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:11, archived)

yeah

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)

cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)

If this board was properly run, there'd be rotas for this sort of thing.
morning
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)

you're saying we should rise up and overthrow the useless dictator manolith?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)

If we take an arm and a leg each, we might be able to get the drop on him

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:22, archived)

joke's on you
i grew several extra arms and legs this weekend
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)

I doubt anyone is surprised at this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)

I thought I saw you on TV at the weekend.
Taking your clothes off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:36, archived)

i spent the weekend getting immortalised on canvas and being the hulk
so it couldn't have been me
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:20, archived)

Some sort of organised, King Of The Ring event would seem appropriate.
If only because stripping everyone down to their underwear and getting sweaty together holds an undeniable appeal.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)

alright online internet pals.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:39, archived)

Have you scared everyone away?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:52, archived)

I don't know possily...probably.
in other news it took a longer than usual time to type that as the B key on my keyboard isnt working properly.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)

I feel bad for you.
I've got 99 problems, but a "b" ain't one.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:05, archived)

easy now tangle

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:12, archived)

word windle

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:21, archived)

oh yeah, hi sorry, running late
i just overslept a bit and then my hot water wasn't working and then i couldn't find my keys and then the car wouldn't start sorry sorry
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:26, archived)

you're here now that's the main thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:43, archived)

i think i hit a cat on the way in
it looked like it got up when i looked back in my rearview, but i'm not sure
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)

those things are pretty resilient

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:00, archived)

i went back and ran over it a few times just to make sure

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:01, archived)

pics?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:02, archived)

goo.gl/42lJf1
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 11:11, archived)

BOTTOM

( mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 22:25, archived)

bit harsh that
bullying cunt
( H.B.Mupps, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 22:26, archived)

horbs

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Mar 2015, 7:31, archived)

Sup my n-word

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:06, archived)

sniff my bum

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 8:12, archived)

Remember to put your bins out.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:02, archived)

i thought we had all agreed on tuesday?

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:05, archived)

I don't remember agreeing on anything
I only remember that the last meeting broke up when brb lost his temper with everyone and put the bin on his head and started shouting and shouting and shouting, we've not been allowed to rent the village hall since then, so still not agreement...I suggest we continue to muddle along with the current inadequate compromise until the kind of leader that our times demand shows up
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:17, archived)

ho hum

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)

how dare you, I NEVER charge

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:19, archived)

You'd HAVE TO PAY ME!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)

see - this is why we can't have nice things
like all the pretty pictures and videos they have on those other boards.
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:35, archived)

I did, and they were emptied
like last WEDNESDAY.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:49, archived)

i'd complain if my bins weren't collected for 2 days

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 22:25, archived)

I got a new bin today

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)

oh boy
Four thousand bins in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the bins were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many bins it takes to fill the Albert Hall
the bins go out on Tue-ue-ue-uesdays
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 23:22, archived)

Like they do in proper places.

( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 23:25, archived)

alright CharlesDexterWard

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 23:48, archived)

What's on instead of Top Gear then?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)

some other shit program for cunts, prolly

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 19:46, archived)

a documentary about 9/11

( $$ ✅, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 19:51, archived)

an adam curtis doc

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:19, archived)

a small white dot on a black background with a 1khz tone playing continuously for an hour.

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:23, archived)

that black mirror episode where the uk prime minister is forced to fuck a pig.

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:27, archived)

i dunno - i haven't got a telly. countdown?

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:28, archived)

10

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)

9

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)

8

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

7

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

6

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

5

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

4

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

3

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

2

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

1

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

i.imgur.com/CX7LVlj.jpg
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:42, archived)

:-D :-D :-D :-D

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:44, archived)

>>>>>>>>>>
chevron
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:52, archived)

>c'mon for old time sake>
this could be our last one if the rumours are to be believed
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:59, archived)

it's underway!

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:59, archived)

oops
cl.jroo.me/z3/J/e/f/e/a.baa-cat-stalking-a-mouse.jpeg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:00, archived)

late chevron fixer...

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)

asset-c.soup.io/asset/0882/5685_c216.jpeg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:59, archived)

i.ytimg.com/vi/fzzjgBAaWZw/0.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:00, archived)

i.ytimg.com/vi/b7debB7Nsok/hqdefault.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)

25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fqi2OXVa1qdedm3o1_500.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:02, archived)

media0.giphy.com/media/63zUXyf9gSz28/200_s.gif
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:03, archived)

thefunniestpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1097.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:03, archived)

bit disturbing this one tho
25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xbi15qc61qejbiro1_500.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:05, archived)

www.interrobang.is/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/PallasCat-HiddenCamera.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:07, archived)

I think this brings things to a natural conclusion here
image2.findagrave.com/photos/2012/316/100611832_135276794969.jpg
( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:07, archived)

The perhaps inevitable furry/Uruk-hai crossover subculture.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:33, archived)

interestingly, uruk-hai is the noise she makes when bringing up a hairball

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 23:19, archived)

you're welcome

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)

I haven't watched Countdown in a while
but I thought the clock counted down 30 seconds ;)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:46, archived)

I can give you a countdown to the big reveal as to where along the autistic spectrum you are if you like?

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:47, archived)

that's a statement not a question, stop getting punctuation wrong.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 0:24, archived)

anyway the offer's open, I was busy dealing with that chevron request but just say the word

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)

thank you
*applauds chevron*
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:17, archived)

my hands hurt

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)

I bet you say that every night

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)

Donkey Kong

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)

*opens door slightly and peers in*
*decides not to come in*

You people disgust me.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 17:12, archived)

there's nobody here tho, check ur meds

( mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 18:16, archived)

Oops!
Wrong door! Those 7's look like 1's in that font!
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 19:09, archived)

mornoon

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:06, archived)

can you all stop talking about beating each other up in the playground, for fuck's sake

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:16, archived)

haha yeah
what?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:42, archived)

Three old school friends meet in a pub
"I'm now in finance. I manage large overseas payments totalling billions of dollars for a well-known multinational. So what do you do for a living?"
"Cardiac surgery, every day I try to undo the damage caused by bad living and give people a few more years to be with their families. How about you, third man?"
"Yeah. Well, you know how when you were about 10 you used to give other boys a dead arm and roll around with them in the mud during lunchtime? I never grew out of that"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 13:55, archived)

i'm sure you think what you're saying is relevant to something

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 14:52, archived)

the guy who works in finance is a complete twat.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)

He's very important, he has three mobile phones

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 17:06, archived)

and a bluetooth earpiece

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 17:06, archived)

the first two sound like self-important twats, no offence

( vladimir, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 20:37, archived)

Afternoon.
It's pretty scorchio here right now.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 17:01, archived)

why are you posting in the shower?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 17:34, archived)

Let's have a "what should Glovington wear while he watches grown men wrestle" thread
Burger and chops I reckon
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:05, archived)

DIME
BAR
?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:12, archived)

yeah u tell im hun

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:18, archived)

Hey do you know what i like about you?
Fuck all
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 0:33, archived)

he'd be cooler, right, he'd actully be cooler, if instead of UFC, he said he was going to watch a UFO! *waits for reaction from live studio audience*

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:09, archived)

Now if Danny dyer had posted this I would have believed it
#ibelieveindannydyer
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:16, archived)

UFC is fake anyway.
At least pro wrestling is an honest con.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:41, archived)

I have to disagree with you on this one.
A mate of mine fights out of the wolfs lair club Adam Parkes check him out on YouTube been to see him fight a few times. No way is that shit fake
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:53, archived)

he's maybe not been wised up yet, but shoots don't happen on the tv, it's all highly choreographed by the ref who calls the shots.

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 1:57, archived)

ROFL!

( Lord Gnome, Sun 15 Mar 2015, 8:19, archived)

Staying up to watch the UFC tonight
bit drunk, bit stoned...do you lot think you can help me make it to the main card event at 3/4ish?

that'd be great...thanks
( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:30, archived)

so just be like interesting as fuck or summat

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:31, archived)

I don't know what any of that means but I'm a bit drunk, bit stoned too so I doubt I'll be interesting as fuck soz

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:37, archived)

aww for fucks sake...get with the program dude ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP
people kicking the shit out of each in the name of sport
( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:40, archived)

that sounds horrible

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:43, archived)

its a sport

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:45, archived)

I'm going to listen to max romeo instead, no offence

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)

*irons shirt*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:53, archived)

lookin sharp fella

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:14, archived)

ive never watched ufc, not my thing, I like boxing

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:42, archived)

theres plenty of boxing in ufc...but also kicking and grappling

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:45, archived)

youre welcome

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:45, archived)

hello

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:48, archived)

hi friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)

sound. Can't wait for you to be interesting friend

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:57, archived)

cheers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:49, archived)

cheers

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:50, archived)

cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)

cheers

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:14, archived)

cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:53, archived)

Well, no one bombed me for watching racing cars at 7 o'clock
so good luck to you.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:50, archived)

sweet. I missed that, enjoyed all the rugby though...in fact, thats whats responsible for my drunkness

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)

Caught the end of the England Scotland match
Heard Wales Ireland on the radio in the car (100mph over Plynlimon is both possible and safe). If you can stay awake you can watch the aussie GP.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:07, archived)

the cars, or bikes, im a bit out the loop of motorsport at the moment
although I know the cars are on at the moment
( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:12, archived)

Doesn't matter really
watching Hockney on BBC2 at the moment. Genius stuff.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:20, archived)

fair enough...I'm watching a bit of doug stanhope
seems to be keeing me awake
( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:24, archived)

Well
no one else on here then.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:43, archived)

looks that way

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:45, archived)

Not with a bang
but with a whimper.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:05, archived)

Bugger, bugger, bugger
a whimper. Not "with" a whimper.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:10, archived)

are you stoned as well

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:16, archived)

Not since 1978
but I'm old.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:17, archived)

jeez...probably time you went to bed gramps

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:27, archived)

On my way now.
And they do indeed call me Gramps.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:31, archived)

Alright, Three Eggs.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:23, archived)

Alright T-bag?

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:32, archived)

Not bad, beer festival yesterday and MMMMCODEINE today.
Hurrah for abusing one's body.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:45, archived)

have some cocaine too you'll be fine

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:29, archived)

I wish...I probably would'nt be here if I had cocaine

( Glovington, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:32, archived)

KFC MORE LIKE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 23:59, archived)

I'm watching Come Dine With Me
Scott has just "sealed his chops"
So, what's for dinner at your gaff?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:36, archived)

fuck off narc

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 18:19, archived)

might have that myself

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:20, archived)

we can't quite decide but pasta seems likely.
bake has been ruled out, sadly.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)

I went out and had dinner it was shit.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:04, archived)

If you go out and have "dinner" it's invariably shit
A meal, on the other hand, can be good. Never have a Roast anywhere other than at home.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:29, archived)

I had a chicken and chorizo skewer.
The tastiest bit was the metal skewer.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:52, archived)

Somehow, when you put stuff on a skewer
it turns out shit.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)

Formula E on ITV4
Curry on it's way. Wine breathing and beer in hand.

I might do something useful tomorrow.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:10, archived)

dunno, i'm on a pub crawl
so dry roasted peanuts prolly
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:18, archived)

eating is cheating

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:20, archived)

"Eating is cheating"
"Down it, down it, down it!"
( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)

Tactical chunder imminent

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:43, archived)

soup of the day

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)

it's an onion bisque :(

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:35, archived)

lentil and bacon

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:55, archived)

concrete or steel?

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:55, archived)

Cheap vodka, ladyboy porn and self-loathing.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:59, archived)

have chips with that, braw

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)

That's for pudding.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:32, archived)

fat wanker

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)

*masturbates greasily*

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 21:04, archived)

You are Amourous Badger
AICMFP
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 20:44, archived)

Fuck that shit
this place is dead on it's arse.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:26, archived)

Well it is saturday
I guess everyone is either watching the rugby and getting pissed or working or shopping.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 17:28, archived)

its

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:13, archived)

ok

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 22:32, archived)

COUNTDOWN TO CLOSING /TALK
let's start that rumour again
( rob, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)

can I be a qftw mod, I'm sure I'd be most effective

( mongychops, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 19:45, archived)

yeah whatever

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)