hey I didn't realise you could get on the popular page just by asking
what didn't you realise you could do just by asking?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:17, archived)

anal

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:17, archived)

ok, but please wipe properly first

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:25, archived)

don't try to change me, baby
🚼
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:27, archived)

hey owTstaH
where are these babies for?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:56, archived)

Wherever they are needed, Woodkovsky

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:58, archived)

two hats up the bum

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:18, archived)

the bartman

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:19, archived)

high quality uncensored Japanese porn

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:19, archived)

Konichiwarsetomouth

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:20, archived)

No

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:21, archived)

suit yourself

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:21, archived)

that's a mouth full!

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:21, archived)

and how!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:21, archived)

I didn't realise we were allowed to start threads this shit

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:20, archived)

ok, I'm reporting this

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:21, archived)

he's gone too far this time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:24, archived)

I can do way worse.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:28, archived)

ok, I'm reporting this too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:29, archived)

I prefer Taylor Swift to Taylor and crow

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:37, archived)

well I know whose arse I'd rather eat off of
I'll just leave it at that
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:42, archived)

I think I'd rather use a plate.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:43, archived)

each to his own

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:43, archived)

Mind you, eating spag bol off of an arse would be tricky
not to mention soup
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:43, archived)

you'd still try though

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)

you're damn right I would

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:50, archived)

i saw a video where they filled a girls gappaing anus with milk and cheerios and ate from her bumhole, i'll see if i can find it to give you a hand

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:48, archived)

Yeah, I've seen that
very informative
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:50, archived)

perhaps have the soup a bit cool, you'll be fine as will your boyfriends bum

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:51, archived)

This is why gazpacho was invented

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:57, archived)

i won't gaz pacho, cunt knows nothing

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:58, archived)

Fuckin' grass to boot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A9lmer_Herrera#Law_enforcement_actions
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:03, archived)

I am at once revolted, and horrified.
Bet it cuts down on the washing up, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:03, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "i would" type posts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)

why can't they just take the compliment, eh?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:50, archived)

they fucking love it

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:15, archived)

cept the lesbinims
they hate it
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:37, archived)

would!

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:43, archived)

spunky eyes

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:21, archived)

I feel the magic between you and I

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:34, archived)

Your mum

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:23, archived)

Take the last Rolo.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:35, archived)

bot bot

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 16:31, archived)

get people to fuck off

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:08, archived)

Thread 3 - Everybody's Free
But are we really?
I myself am quite pricey.

Discovered anything new lately? Let the group know.

I think Im getting a cold. When was the last time you were ill, and how many bloos was it?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 13:46, archived)

I thought I was coming down with a cold, last night,
but I think it was just an allergic reaction to all the hair that my parents' dog had deposited around my lounge.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 13:54, archived)

Mangy mutt

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:00, archived)

I'm actually dead right now

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:04, archived)

inside :( ?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:25, archived)

backside more like

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:09, archived)

"You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan,
Designed and directed by his red backside."

This makes for a really weird earworm.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:18, archived)

i like that song

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 17:47, archived)

Alright, Stiltskin.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:10, archived)

might have to sack our marketing man
he seems to think that the gaz system is the best way of promoting something
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:08, archived)

arketing uffin
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:10, archived)

do you know him?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:12, archived)

I know where he lives.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:13, archived)

Private messages to promote?
Loser.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:16, archived)

^ upset at not receiving one

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:19, archived)

and to answer one of your questions
I am fighting through the lurgy right now with high doses of day nurse, like a ruddy hero
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:10, archived)

A true stoic Brit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:16, archived)

I'm the living embodiment of Dunkirk spirit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:23, archived)

1997

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:25, archived)

No blooing involved
but I had a night off the sauce yesterday and am feeling surprisingly mediocre for it. What's that about, then, eh?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:39, archived)

Christmas eve :(
I spent my Christmas in bed thinking I was dying
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:44, archived)

Must have been a lovely surprise on Boxing Day when you woke up and found that you weren't!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:59, archived)

I've discovered a great new release by a band from Coventry.
Check them out dudes.

tailorandthecrow.bandcamp.com/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:54, archived)

they come any where near my kids and try and guide them home and i swear i'll do time

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:57, archived)

Coventry? No thanks!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 14:57, archived)

I've released all over a band from Coventry
While checking out dudes

tailorandthecrow.bandcamp.com/
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:04, archived)

bit gay

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:05, archived)

A little bit maybe, but in this topsy-turvy mixed up higgledy piggledy universe, maybe a little gay is what we need.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:07, archived)

I should really have said fully gay as he released his spunkem all over the band
the dirty bastard
( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:08, archived)

well only the spunk bit was gay
and none of them were happy about it, so it wasn't gay at all, really. It was one man, having an innocent wank.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:11, archived)

Poor Cormac
I hear Ian likes a bit of spunk
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:12, archived)

I'm banned from Coventry
for releasing all over dudes
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:09, archived)

check em

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:09, archived)

gay get

( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 15:14, archived)

morning
it's way to early to get things done
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 6:41, archived)

morning
I've been up for an hour and a half already.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 6:58, archived)

just up early because i have beaurocracy to do

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 7:05, archived)

one of my Project Managers is now a Scrum Master
which apparently means scheduling 10 minutes at the most awkward times, every. single. day.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 7:08, archived)

scum or scrotum were the words i read, what's a scrum master?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 7:10, archived)

Agile Methodology is a way of running a project in Iterations
rather than trying to build the whole thing from start to finish in one go. Scrum is a way of managing Agile processes, where teamwork is essential. So he's trying to foster a team by uniting us in hatred of him, it seems.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 7:14, archived)

Sounds really fucking bent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:18, archived)

it definitely involves them touching each other's balls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:20, archived)

Imagine trying to build a garden wall
So you have a meeting to discuss how deep the foundations should be, and you outline who will dig, and how the digging will be monitored, and specify who will check the digging will be done, and what the criteria will be for digging to be declared "done".

If digging takes a day, you schedule a 10 minute meeting at 11am and 2pm where everyone downs tools and reports in what they're doing, what problems they've had, and what is coming up. That's everyone, not just the bloke with the shovel.

Then repeat the whole tedious process for pouring in the concrete. And again for building the brick piers. Then again for running the first course of bricks...
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:27, archived)

Yeah. Bent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:29, archived)

this is like that seamus heaney poem about digging, but for project management instead
( vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:34, archived)

seamus WEENIE more like

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:37, archived)

hey, could be worse
you could be getting emails about 'innovolvement' every few days
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:22, archived)

baldmonkey sends you emails?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:52, archived)

not any more, thank god

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:55, archived)

Hadn't heard that particular piece of bullshitspeak before.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:37, archived)

Morning

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 7:27, archived)

gonna have to accept that Woodo's abandonned yet another morning thread

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 7:45, archived)

Poopo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:04, archived)

+He really is a prick with a capital
oopo
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:07, archived)

people in glass houses, godby
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:02, archived)

BUSTED

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:07, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/8038682
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:08, archived)

still couldn't resist a bit of weekend beakery though, could you?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:10, archived)

you're one to talk
you pillock
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:12, archived)

Can people stop linking stuff where I post loads. Looks like I'm here and have no proper friends.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:16, archived)

it's alright Windy, your posts help keep this place going
which is something manolith seems to take great offence to, it seems.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:20, archived)

haha, you idiot

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:27, archived)

^ furious

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:28, archived)

f sp
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:28, archived)

now now girls

( vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:35, archived)

bit sexist

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:03, archived)

when did ladypig leave you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:21, archived)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:23, archived)

im hear 4 u hun xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:35, archived)

Thx

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:36, archived)

i'm not making spurious claims though, am i?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:21, archived)

calling woodo a prick is hardly spurious

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:27, archived)

spurious relationship
"common response variable", "confounding factor", or "lurking variable"
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:32, archived)

didnae abandon it m8s
had to go to the beaurocracy people. talk to them for an hour, told them nothing and they said please come back for more of what you just did then and then.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:26, archived)

TWO HOURS, woodo
this is inexcusable.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:28, archived)

i'm not gonna play with my phone while I'm out in public, soz

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:29, archived)

Strikey g whooooooosh!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:37, archived)

Did you hear about the wine waiter who got fired from the nudist camp for walking round with semillon?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:15, archived)

I used to know a sommelier who was an awful hypochondriac
He wouldn't shut up about his champagnes.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:22, archived)

We live in a dazzling and heady world where there is more than one pun about sommeliers.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:25, archived)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

( vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:22, archived)

it's my own joke wot I made up on the spot too
no lie
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:31, archived)

*speechless*

( vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:35, archived)

no-one was under the impression that a comedian wrote it, ma8e

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:04, archived)

shut up stop wining
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:31, archived)

alright ozof

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:32, archived)

quite
you?
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:33, archived)

sure

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:39, archived)

hi

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:32, archived)

'lo
(on account of it being the other 'ning here)
(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:34, archived)

it's always one or the other

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:37, archived)

only after your mid-life crisis abates, shurely

(ozof, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:42, archived)

I wish it would, really

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:52, archived)

ning, barr
all's well here, thx
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:27, archived)

What about ye?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:31, archived)

don't expect a reply from Woodo m8
he's snubbed you
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:37, archived)

That's alright; you're doing your usual commendable job of picking up the slack.
I'm just going to make a little note in my daily planner though, for later: "Snub Woodo."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:40, archived)

I wrote something before but there was an input error :(

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:36, archived)

two

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:34, archived)

lol, like number two, which means poo!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:38, archived)

Right about now. You are about to be possessed. By the sounds of. MC Rob Base and DJ E-Zee Rock.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:41, archived)

dunno who that is soz
I try to avoid any artist who names themselves with "MC" or "DJ".

See also: any song using the phrase "feat."
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:49, archived)

Can everyone go and click vlad's wonderful /board post please, then Teh Magic Donkey might take notice

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:53, archived)

despite everything vladimir's done, I've gone and clicked his post
but only for you, drimble
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 8:59, archived)

xx

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:04, archived)

this is exactly how the oscars work isn't it
do I get a gift bag with stuff in it and that
( vladimir, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:27, archived)

stuff AND that?
how very greedy
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:05, archived)

do I have to go and look for it myself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:04, archived)

Lazy mare

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:12, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11218797
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:13, archived)

s'ok, I'd already found it
I might share it on my facebook so my friends think I'm well cool and satire and that
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:19, archived)

oh boy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:04, archived)

ziggy says you're bent

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:09, archived)

ziggy has been trying to get into my knickers for years

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:14, archived)

+ jamming good with Weird and Gilly

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:16, archived)

Those lefties only remedy for everything is more taxes. How about cancer tax next?

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:04, archived)

aw they only want to tax rich folks like you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:08, archived)

50 years ago there was loads of social housing and everyone could afford the train and you could get a job straight out of school
yet now there are 50% more people which means even more tax money coming in, yet you need a degree that costs an arm and a leg in order to qualify for minimum wage to pay the rent on a house you'll never own. Makes no sense to me.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:11, archived)

it's because the extra 50% are over 60, show no sign of doing the decent thing and dying prematurely, and all require some form of social welfare

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:23, archived)

the extra 50% can't be over 60 if it's compared to only 50 years ago m8
that makes no sense
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:31, archived)

it's because of declining birth rates and increased longevity
declining birth rates and increased longevity immigrants
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:40, archived)

50 years ago there were half a million unemployed and we were still recovering from 2 wars

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:28, archived)

now there are three times as many unemployed and no wars to recover from
Broken Britain
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:30, archived)

but women can be unemployed no, they wasn't so much then

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:36, archived)

So we're back to blaming women and foreigners? Suits me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:38, archived)

The root is always the Jews

( mongychops, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:44, archived)

I had a lovely chat with an Irish fella on Saturday,
He was pointing out how the illiterate immigrant Irish were running America not long after they arrived and managed found it hilarious how the Jews often got the blame for what the Irish were doing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:46, archived)

yer, but you didn't think of housewives as unemployed cos you could run a household on one man's salary
Fat chance of that these days
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:42, archived)

If I worked the hours my dad used to work I could.
But that's not what people do anymore.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:45, archived)

yer, when my dad went back to brickwork after leaving the police
he took on a mate's son as an apprentice, as a favour.

Kid lasted three days. "They never told us at college that work starts at 7 and finishes when it's dark". He's probably working at a call centre now.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:51, archived)

a complete removal of employment rights and health and safety legislation might be a viable solution to some of our unemployment problems
and we can continue to blame structural unemployment on lazy, feckless poor people
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:26, archived)

Oh you a Muslim now, no more dope game
Heard you might be comin home, just got bail
Wanna go to the Mosque, don't wanna chase tail
I seems I lost my little homie he's a changed man
( $$ ✅, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:09, archived)

I wish trump would ban you from posting

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:32, archived)

morning all
what a glorious monday
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:15, archived)

Oh, so a load of Muslims getting shot in Canada is a glorious Monday to you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:18, archived)

Not that I condone any form of violence
but every day I expect to see a headline saying that Trump's been shot at.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:21, archived)

expect hope
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:25, archived)

This is all very Fury Road.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:22, archived)

Is it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:25, archived)

you forget manolith's insatiable thirst for violence and bloodshed

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:24, archived)

the world's in such a state now that we'll never be able to legitimately claim any day is glorious

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:01, archived)

Morning Wooden Cowsky
And morning the rest of /talk as Woody seems to post and dash
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:15, archived)

morning Mupps
I won't say anything on Woodo's behalf because he's a dirty snubber.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:18, archived)

mupps
glad this month is already over
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 9:35, archived)

Tell me about it
Gradually getting closer to the point when the Sun's still up when I leave work
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 30 Jan 2017, 10:05, archived)

alright

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:19, archived)

Alright Mano.
How's it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:27, archived)

yer alright
you?
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:47, archived)

Good thanks. Lovely weekend.
Not working tomorrow either, so nice relaxing evening as well
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:49, archived)

alright show-off
i'm glad it's nearly payday as i'm flat broke
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:52, archived)

I bought a new car, so I won't be having any fun until next payday at the end of Feb.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:55, archived)

is it new or used-new?
not that it matters as long as it gets you where you want to go. and back.
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:13, archived)

Used. New to me is what I mean.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:28, archived)

you could sit in it and listen to the radio
that's kind of fun
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:24, archived)

And, with 7 seats, I could sit somewhere different everyday.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:28, archived)

broke chested
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:55, archived)

Rude.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:02, archived)

enhancement surgery aint cheap y'know

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:04, archived)

Tits

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:07, archived)

Good point

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:44, archived)

few drinkies windy?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:57, archived)

I'll have a glass of wine or 2, not sure I fancy getting on it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:02, archived)

Oh, I've just actually seen the #fooddancing ad. It's awesome.
I bet there's a super extended edition out there for cinema or something. I'm going to try and find it on YouTube
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:30, archived)

#fooddance like nobody's watching

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 19:47, archived)

Not really

(immadme, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:14, archived)

oh well
maybe next time
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:20, archived)

If you wanna talk about it, gaz mongy, he's really good at putting perspective on things.
He's helped a lot of us over the years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:29, archived)

Thx

( mongychops, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 20:46, archived)

Is it worth going to see trainspotting 2 later?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 11:32, archived)

I'm away to see it tonight. Not holding my breath.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 11:37, archived)

I tell you what really isn't worth seeing
Split
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 12:24, archived)

Don't you like the bit where he turns into the Incredible Hulk?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 12:27, archived)

Total wank
Utter shite.

Actually I enjoyed everything UP TO that bit. Hi
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 13:09, archived)

Didn't see it in the end. It was replaced with Sing!
so they said we could watch Sing for free or come back so we watched that instead.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 17:24, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 8:14, archived)

How do you do?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 9:00, archived)

Urgh

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 9:02, archived)

Alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 9:09, archived)

Hello Windy.
One of my mates made a prize knob of himself last night.

When I got in the pub he was drinking with a mutual acquaintance. Anyway as he got more pissed it transpired he'd tried to invite her to the pictures earlier in the week for Saturday and she'd said she was busy and scheduled him for next week instead. He was obviously a bit miffed at her being there despite being supposedly busy. Towards the end of the night he clearly said something unpleasant to her 'cos she went mental at him. She also said 'I think you've had too much to drink, and will wake up tomorrow and feel awful about what you've said'.

This sounds like schoolyard behavior but they're both in their late 40's ffs.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 9:28, archived)

Ha, love it.
He almost certainly will feel a knob. Had she blown him off and then fucked up or just happened to be meeting people at the same pub.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 9:34, archived)

Neither I think.
She's divorced/separated and I think her ex ended up having the kids for an extra night at short notice. So she went to the pub. All fairly reasonable.


My mate's a little odd. He grew up in orphanages and it made him hyper-competitive as well as gobbing off at being brilliant at everything he will occasionally say things that would get a normal person a punch in the face for. I don't think he's autistic, as he's quite sociable but every now and then he'll say something really offensive to someone 'cos he has no mental filter.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 9:43, archived)

I know what you mean, met blokes a bit like that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 10:06, archived)

His case is odd because he possesses Stewart-lee levels of metta self-awareness at times.
Other times, like this he doesn't. He apparently once bought a tape machine to a pub pool tournament so when he got to the final (which he did, he's brilliant at pool) he could walk on to Chesney Hawk's I am the One and Only.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 10:12, archived)

little odd. He grew up in orphanages and it made him hyper-competitive as well as gobbing off at being brilliant at everything he will occasionally say things that would get a normal person a punch in the face for. I don't think he's autistic, as he's quite sociable but every now and then he'll say something really offensive to someone 'cos he has no mental filter complete wanker
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 10:19, archived)

Oh he can be yes.
At other times he's a decent bloke.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 10:21, archived)

On the strength of the evidence you're putting forward, I'm going to have to agree with Drimble

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jan 2017, 10:32, archived)

Yeah, I've definitely made him sound like a cock.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 10:36, archived)

Pancakes and hip hop.
There has been much dancing around the kitchen whilst I cooked.
#freeadvertisingforamajorsupermarket
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 9:38, archived)

I'm staying in. What are you doing?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 19:37, archived)

I'm going to the pub once I've finished watching the elephant man.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 19:39, archived)

Enjoyed that. The scene where Hopkins takes him home to meet his wife is especially heartbreaking.
In the pub now.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 20:45, archived)

I feel like shit
Might try and watch Heat but I'll probably have to watch some chick flick shit.
( $$ ✅, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 19:48, archived)

Have a beer. Go with it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 20:24, archived)

Sorting out a playlist for my next DISCO EXTRAVAGANZA.
And drinking.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 21:05, archived)

I just put 25 miles on jukebox seeing as it's relevant.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 21:10, archived)

2
+00
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 21:30, archived)

not so much

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 21:54, archived)

The Proclaimers can get fucked.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 21:56, archived)

They had a shit song that everyone knows.
And some other songs that no-one's ever heard of, that may or may not have been shit. But were probably shit.

So I'd go with that verdict.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:03, archived)

They've got about 3 everyone knows, but they're all shit.
The viz did a brilliant 'best proclaimer' double spread where they drew even on every category (glasses wearing, jumpers, Scottish singing voices) and one of them pipped the other on 'guitar playing ability' because he scored 4/10.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:07, archived)

lol, harsh

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:09, archived)

But they're not usually mentioned in the same breath as Hendrix, Page or Iommi, so ultimately fair.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:10, archived)

Imagine being an avid/slightly obsessed Proclaimers fan, just fucking imagine it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:12, archived)

I remember seeing a show of some sort where it followed 2 guys that were obsessive fans of Big Country

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:19, archived)

I don't know who that is.
But someone at my work is so into kiss he'll go to multiple gigs in the uk when they're touring (which I imagine are all identical) and one paid 1100 quid for a backstage meet and greet with them.

He's a nice guy, but still fucking hell.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:21, archived)

I've seen kiss.live at a festival
3 songs was enough.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:31, archived)

They're not for me.
But seeing them and liking them yet not taking them seriously (which I'm not sure kiss do given their merchandise includes coffins*) seems fair enough, raking them seriously seems really daft.

*that could just be preying in the week. Like gaming 'collectors edition' tins.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:38, archived)

I'm given to understand they've been on a permanent rolling 'comeback tour' since about 1977.
It's a bit like Trotskyites and the whole 'permanent revolution' thing.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:42, archived)

Fuck knows. I've more respect for a paunchy middle-aged, bald maiden fan, put it that way.
Fuck, even Rush is more acceptable.

Also, haven't the rolling stones?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:49, archived)

choon

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 21:54, archived)

i've had it up to here with the oppresive nature of this new regime, so i'm gonna protest
lol, not really, i'm having pizza and watching a film
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:25, archived)

Stuffed crust?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 22:32, archived)

It is a shit thread

( mongychops, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 0:30, archived)

i.imgur.com/yJaswAu.webp
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 29 Jan 2017, 1:02, archived)

shit thread
post the shittiest thing you can think of
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 14:44, archived)

Giant pandas.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 14:53, archived)

pandas really are shit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:11, archived)

moser

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:08, archived)

she's a has-been

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:11, archived)

Shitty Shit:
It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.

Edit: Alt: Liverpool FC
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:19, archived)

I hate that.
I had a nasty stomach infection and ulcers and was vomiting and pooing out bile watery shit and then I dropped a bit of a log, and splashed sicky bile poo all over my own bum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:26, archived)

Awww, I don't want to post in a shit thread. I just bought a new car.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:25, archived)

what car?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:26, archived)

Volvo XC90.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:28, archived)

oooh very nice

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:28, archived)

It's the first automatic ive ever driven.
Accidentally slammed the brakes on coming off a roundabout on the test drive and scared the shit out of the guy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:30, archived)

When I rented one I didn't do that but I did keep stamping in the foot well at junctions.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:32, archived)

I'm not picking it up until next weekend, so I've got to spend another week in the stupid freelander.
Also, do you want to buy a freelander?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:57, archived)

is it black?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:32, archived)

Yes. I.sort of wanted a white one, but then I came to my senses.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:56, archived)

Send the buggers back

( mongychops, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:00, archived)

Long live the Queen.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:26, archived)

White cars are universally shit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:16, archived)

Not true, my defender is white and nothing will kill that.
Working vehicles are best in white I find. Especially vans
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:25, archived)

Yeah, because you can patch up any rust with a tin of hammerite.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:34, archived)

But the rust adds character.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:44, archived)

Like the one from Children of Men?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:12, archived)

I dunno.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:22, archived)

I was thinking xc70
The 90 is a bit of a yummy mummy sloane ranger school bus, innit?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:33, archived)

Were they made when ford had them? I've heard the Chinese company that own them now are doing a good job of taking Volvo back to their 'tanks that live forreverr' roots.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:36, archived)

Yes. But it'll tow 2.5 tonne and the Japanese made the gearbox.
The CRD engine is nigh on indestructible. The major selling point for me though, is that the swedes use a 6ft test mannequin when building seats, so it's big enough for me to sit comfortably.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:44, archived)

Liverpool FC

( $$ ✅, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:49, archived)

LiverPOO, more like!

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:19, archived)

The highlights are on tv later at 8pm
On the Comedy Channel!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 17:31, archived)

donkeys
i just don't like them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 15:57, archived)

I can't help but think they're the submissive half of an equine pair
and that somewhere out there is a magnificent beast called a Donker. Like a horse version of Arnie and DeVito in Twins.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:18, archived)

Pervert

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:23, archived)

can you imagine having a pet donker?
i think more people would donate to donkey charities if donkeys weren't fuck ugly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 16:33, archived)

What about mules?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 17:51, archived)

not fond of them, either
or anything equine, tbh
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#donkey
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:24, archived)

thanks magic donkey!

( $$ ✅, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:38, archived)

oh

( $$ ✅, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:38, archived)

at least we'll always have 'kind stranger'

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:45, archived)

I think that should be changed to 'benevolent weirdo'

( $$ ✅, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:51, archived)

evolen
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:55, archived)

Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang??
FANNY DICK WEE and the PIG WANG, more like!!eleven!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:23, archived)

good grief

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:26, archived)

You said it, mochambo

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:31, archived)

i say a lot of things

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:56, archived)

hey now
don't be like that
( $$ ✅, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:38, archived)

^gylenhaal apologist

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:57, archived)

+you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 18:59, archived)

Alright Fuck's Rick

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 4:27, archived)

#postpubchat there's no way I can be arsed making bangers and mash now so I'm just having a couple of sausage sarnies instead.
What you up to?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 0:32, archived)

Bit drunk, seeing what's happening on the internet

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 1:48, archived)

Nae bad. I'm watching escape from LA.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 2:14, archived)

Never seen it
a little gutted I didn't go see trainspotting this eve, might be going on sunday tho
( broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 2:22, archived)

The sequel? I'm supposed to be seeing it on Sunday.
I'm not massively excited; I can tell from the trailer it's not really embraced porno (I read that at 15,about 15 years ago) and seems to have made a callback heavy story about a grow-op instead. Filmography looks nice though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 2:48, archived)

finally a teenager
maybe now I will get all angry and mardy and that
www.b3ta.com/talk/8040327
who else would like to send me their best wishes on this wonderful occasion, it's ok take your time, I can check back later
UPDATE: this is now also djrich's and Mr. Tea's official b3taday so please bear this in mind when replying and send those excellent gentlemen some positive wishes too, kthanxbicurious
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:28, archived)

TYPICAL. I didn't ASK to be board! I am GOING to my ROOM.
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:33, archived)

blazin' vlad turns thirteen
gfycat.com/GreatUnevenHackee
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:35, archived)

seamless
cheers artifus
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:39, archived)

A lot of the time gfycat's url's are more interesting than the content.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:39, archived)

just replying to this because I like the effect

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:01, archived)

That's a lot of candles!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:51, archived)

that's some cockroach
bite your head off man
going up?
I'll take the next one
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:58, archived)

I bet you remember when this was all threads

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:50, archived)

I remember so far back, right, I remember when the main board was the bit I wanted to visit!!!

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:59, archived)

Whoa, easy there old timer

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:46, archived)

*creak*
*groan*
*dribble*
oh sorry nurse this is rather embarrasing
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:06, archived)

I stayed up special

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:51, archived)

xxxxx

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:59, archived)

Leaving this here for Windy Pig
youtu.be/wDjeBNv6ip0
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:51, archived)

she is absolutely brilliant right?
rhetorical question of course
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:01, archived)

I quite liked that actually

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:49, archived)

strange innit
dyke blues isn't really my scene, but I've pressed repeat on that one.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:50, archived)

Its got a nice bluesy groove to it, flows well
Her voice is cool as well, ties with the music or lack thereof
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:55, archived)

it's almost unsettling after all the utter ear turds one gets used to having inflicted upon one to hear some actual take-your-breath-away talent for once
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:07, archived)

BIRTHDAY!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:52, archived)

cheers windy

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:00, archived)

happy b3taday

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:55, archived)

cheers $$

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:00, archived)

Fire!
I bring you to burn!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:24, archived)

snap crackle and pop
cheers monster munch
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:29, archived)

Happy vlandles, cadimir!

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:53, archived)

cheers H.B.Mupps

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:05, archived)

Happy candlemas, vlad

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:53, archived)

two cheers, two hats \o/

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:08, archived)

oh hey look it's vladimir the cool guy everyone wants to be associated with

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 18:58, archived)

only you who was bullied to the brink of suicide by Richard mcbeef in your youth could possibly think that, even ironically

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:08, archived)

I think ot with my little finger out

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:02, archived)

Er I think you'll find that's me , you're welcome

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:14, archived)

^

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:34, archived)

I missed mine 2 weeks ago.
:( Sad times.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 19:00, archived)

d'aww shiit
I tell you what djrich, how about you share my b3taday as your official b3taday, I don't want you missing out xoxox
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:09, archived)

WHOAH!
Alright old-timer. I missed my 13th a couple of weeks ago. I was a sad Tea. :(

Glad you saw yours in tho.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 19:01, archived)

How come we're all 13?
like lol wtf
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 19:06, archived)

right who's up for livestreaming their suicide then
lolol
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:11, archived)

if you've been affected by any issues in this post, please phone our helpline on 0800ohdeargetagrip*
sorry, bit drunk, it's my special day after all
*if you can't gaz mongy, obvs, that would be the preferred option
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:12, archived)

Not only have you snubbed tea, you've ruined his gaz mongy meme , oh Vlad, I'm not angry , just disappointed

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:16, archived)

1.) I can't believe I missed that! omg, now remedied
2.) wat?
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:30, archived)

actually strike 2.), I got this
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:31, archived)

hang on hang on, Mr. Tea please forgive my weak reading skills, brb updating #2

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:28, archived)

You're a good lad, vlad.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 28 Jan 2017, 0:20, archived)

Happy happy candles

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 19:03, archived)

:D thanks broady

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:12, archived)

happy candles vlad
thanks for your years of service
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 19:37, archived)

Disgusting

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 20:12, archived)

he promised me some special cream when I hit fifteen :((((

( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:12, archived)

cordial best b3taday wishes

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 20:15, archived)

I do like a cordial
cheers Woodkovsky
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:13, archived)

Live your dream vlad.
And by that I mean panic about an exam you've not revised for while your teeth fall out.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 20:24, archived)

omg so accurate :-O
cheers Barry Nyquist
( vladimir, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 21:14, archived)

Best wishes to all of you!
I had to have my head glued up this morning in A&E after I fell over in the bathroom like an old person, you're welcome to post your get well wishes here
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:22, archived)

up on again
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:25, archived)

Sorry to hear it, hope they managed to put all the brain back
xxx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:26, archived)

You wally.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:26, archived)

[head related pun]

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:28, archived)

haha cunt

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:30, archived)

Nice one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 22:59, archived)

I bet his judgement gets all impaired cos of concussion and he starts prescribing overdoses for old dears and that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 23:12, archived)

Might get a blue rinse and Dennis Taylor glasses and try and tap him for a script for some diffs or trammies.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 23:17, archived)

Aaaannnyyywayyyy
It turns out that Donald Tump and Pat Butcher were the same person all along.
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 23:38, archived)

Haha, oh god, do you know what?
Actually...don't worry about it. I probably shouldn't say. Anyway, have a great weekend, everybody!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:16, archived)

Rather than press the matter, I'll just assume that what you had to say wasn't important
Have a good weekend, don't forget to study The Blade
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:18, archived)

thanks

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:20, archived)

It's Mark B I feel sorry for. Nobody ever studies him.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:22, archived)

I did
but I did it all in an afternoon. Aced the test, too.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:23, archived)

something arrows related I bet

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:28, archived)

I really can't say, m8
but yes, more or less
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:32, archived)

anyone here like klf?

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:28, archived)

I do.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:29, archived)

so you too support pedophillia , mods
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJaG1d7B9xo
( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:29, archived)

I knew they'd sampled him for that, but didn't know they'd played alongside him.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:32, archived)

nah i didn't know either

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:34, archived)

I'm not familiar with them myself
They had a couple of big hits, but I can't name them off the top of my head
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:33, archived)

how convenient, you bloody pedo sympathiser

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:35, archived)

It was a bit deflective, I'll give you that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:36, archived)

pbs.twimg.com/media/C3MSbinW8AE80_9.jpg
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:05, archived)

I.never did find out about the o thing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:43, archived)

Ah, that's a shame
because it is a fascinating story.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:44, archived)

it meant willy across the bumhole

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:46, archived)

Pacific skate

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:28, archived)

Injected with a poisson

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 17:29, archived)

The taxmans taken all my dough, and left me in my stately home and so on.
What bollocks song is stuck in your head?
Alternatively. Fuck yourself I'm going home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:50, archived)

touch me by sam fox
I'm off in a minute and all
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:51, archived)

Touch Sam fox

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:02, archived)

Touch Cloth by MC Rich McB.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:14, archived)

Rock 'n' Roll High School.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:51, archived)

Rock n Roll + The Musical
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:54, archived)

I've been whistling a melody all day long
but I'm not sure what it is. I may have made it up.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:53, archived)

Type it out, see if anyone recognises it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:06, archived)

www.guidingtech.com/8572/identify-song-by-humming-tune-using-3-web-apps/
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:07, archived)

NOT EVERYTHING IS APPS, MANOLITH

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:08, archived)

i just asked siri and it said everything is apps

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:13, archived)

ok, well maybe I'm wrong

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:15, archived)

I had stuff from the Romeo+Juliet soundtrack in my head earlier
now it's some weirdo singer called LP because a friend of a friend mentioned her so I checked her out and it's the sort of voice that nags away in your brain like cancer.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:54, archived)

Link plox

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:06, archived)

white noise

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:56, archived)

Alt-white noise?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:57, archived)

Isle of white noise?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:57, archived)

Stonecutters song from The Simpsons
No idea why.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:00, archived)

Alright jeff

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:04, archived)

I was.
But I've just started watching an Episode of Boon.

And now I have the theme tune to that in my head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:08, archived)

I've not seen that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:10, archived)

It's shit. Don't bother.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:16, archived)

I don't know that one well enough for it to get stuck in my head. But I do occasionally get the 'Dr Zaius' one.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:44, archived)

Sunn O)))

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:03, archived)

Dozer?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:05, archived)

Alright

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:08, archived)

Na, Mupps
Sunn O))) are shite, one of the few gigs I actually walked out of
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:17, archived)

I rather like them

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)

They're a bit shit live though, not exactly a good atmosphere

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:48, archived)

The first time I saw them I didn't get it
But they were incredible on the tour they did for Monoliths and Dimensions, with Attila Csihar on vocals
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:07, archived)

bye

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:06, archived)

Laters

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:07, archived)

crowtein.bandcamp.com/album/king-ov-the-rats
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:06, archived)

They've made a pretty glaring spelling mistake there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:08, archived)

ha!

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:16, archived)

Driver 67 - Car 67

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:41, archived)

It's a beautiful modern day tale of a Taxi driver refusing a fare from his dispatcher because it's some lady he'd got in about and has subsequently blanked him or something.
Through the media of cb radio chat and song.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:46, archived)

The song is arranged as the taxi driver singing the lyrics, interspersed with the voice of the taxi controller. The taxi controller had a distinctive West Midlands accent in the original release.
However the version usually appearing on compilation albums etc., features the taxi controller with a mid-Atlantic accent, a change of address to 83 Brook Terrace, with the taxi driver being called 'Ralph'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:48, archived)

Adele - Chasing Pavements.
Fuck knows how...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 15:59, archived)

Taxman's giving me a massive 22 quid back this year.
What should I spend it on? Have you had any surprising windfalls?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:52, archived)

22 bottles of Speckled Hen from Tesco.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:54, archived)

Unlucky

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:09, archived)

i.imgur.com/zrFEtl1.jpg
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:12, archived)

brilliant

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:15, archived)

I'd push the boat out
and buy 16 bottles of Proper Job from Asda and save the spare 2 quid for a rainy day.
( fuscous, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:13, archived)

I had a guff earlier that snuck out without any effort on my part
Does that count?

Also, congrats on getting on The Sunday Times Rich List
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:56, archived)

44 goes on twohats nan

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:57, archived)

FULL HOUSE!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:01, archived)

NSFW
imgur.com/iBsADJ8
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:05, archived)

80's memorabilia?
www.auction.catawiki.com/kavels/9161257-cult-samantha-fox-flag-1980s

www.auction.catawiki.com/kavels/8823787-sculpture-african-fertility-fetish-in-exotic-wood-1980s
( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:03, archived)

Those links throw up a security error in my browser.
Now how am I supposed to look at pictures of Sam Fox?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:05, archived)

no only a picture, a flag of sam

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:08, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=pictures+of+sam+fox
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:24, archived)

www.google.co.uk/?gws_rd=ssl#q=pictures+of+matchstick+men
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:27, archived)

Your connection is not secure
The owner of www.auction.catawiki.com has configured their website improperly. To protect your information from being stolen, Firefox has not connected to this website.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:19, archived)

odd, i've posted links to that site here before

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:57, archived)

I got a few hundred quid back from by energy supplier,
but it wasn't unexpected, and I spent it on my daughter's dyslexia assessment.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:04, archived)

your daughter is dyslexic, your son's decided he can't walk, and you, well, you're you
For the sake of humanity, please stop your family from pissing in the gene pool.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:06, archived)

My other son is a bit of a himbo, too.
I'm like one of the successful families from Idiocracy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:08, archived)

Terry Crewes would make a better president than trump.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:16, archived)

We should encourage him to come over here and run for leader of the Labour Party.
"Being Terry Crewes" is a pretty strong platform.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:22, archived)

I support this.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 13:28, archived)

^

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:00, archived)

Somebody tweet him.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:08, archived)

I like his addiction to porn

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:16, archived)

ha he stopped? Someone said he tried video gaming to quit it.

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:30, archived)

Once an addict always an addict, might tweet him some Lexi

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:31, archived)

he'd love that

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:35, archived)

alcohol

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 14:30, archived)

sorry to interrupt sneaker chat but the quiz is out
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-38760062

i got 5/7 ok?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:20, archived)

I heard you get 2 bonus points if it's your b3taday
3/7 for me
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:21, archived)

I only knew one of them

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:25, archived)

i know you knew the piers one
so did you really not know that milton keynes is famous for roundabouts?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:32, archived)

I know they're supposed to have loads
but they have all the cows too, don't they? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:35, archived)

Are you thinking of Superlambanana?

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:36, archived)

Ah, that's it
cheers
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:38, archived)

Only in a place as bleak and utterly devoid as Liverpool
can someone reach that base level of ennui where something like a lamb crossed with a banana elicits joy
( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:41, archived)

to be fair it is famous for at least one of the other things as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:36, archived)

is it? i thought cows was edinburgh and i guess i don't really know what a boulevard is
isn't it just a pretentious road?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:41, archived)

Charles Stross

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:33, archived)

William Shakespeare was born there

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:44, archived)

True
and up until 1684, it was considered to be the capital city of Great Britain
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:46, archived)

A young Søren Kierkegaard took a shit in a pit there in 1836

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:53, archived)

Do you know the story of why he crossed out the 'O' in his first name?
The truth will blow your mind!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:01, archived)

I try to keep my mind blowing for the weekends

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:05, archived)

fair enough
still
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:21, archived)

I'd like to know, but I don't want SS to blow too early.
So maybe gaz me?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:22, archived)

Letchworth is the home of the roundabout.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:49, archived)

4 / 7 massiv

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:25, archived)

5/7
Anyone who's ever been to Milton Keynes has to have got the Milton Keynes question right.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:26, archived)

i went to milton keynes once
how about that for a story eh?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:32, archived)

i saw green day at the milton keynes bowl when i was an impressionable yoot

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:33, archived)

Did you have a pint of prawns?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:34, archived)

no
it was a yard
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:42, archived)

I bet you went mental when they played basket case

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:34, archived)

lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:36, archived)

I went to the Ozzfest there, chaperoning some impressionable yoot.
It was shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:02, archived)

yeah, I went to one of those too
Slayer were there. It wasn't great.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:37, archived)

I got to listen to the likes of Coal Chamber and Soulfly.
The Foo Fighters played on a stage that was set up for nü metal, and so sounded awful. Therapy? were excellent, but I had to listen from round the back of the stage, and then we left before Ozzy came on.
Young people are idiots.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:41, archived)

Rob Zombie, Deftones, Fear Factory, Slipknot, System of a Down
those were dark times for music, and not in a good way
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:41, archived)

Slipknot always come across as a nice bunch, in interviews,
but their music is crap.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:43, archived)

I caught a train there once
this has potential to be a great subthread
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:34, archived)

I stayed there for about four hours
once
( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:36, archived)

I haven't

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:36, archived)

*Not been to MK fives*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:42, archived)

I stole cars there once

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:38, archived)

I think a mod should sticky this thread

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:41, archived)

if you mean print it out, laminate and then spunkdrench it
i'm way ahead of you
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)

now that's what I call service

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)

To be fair, I live nearby,
and so go shopping there quite frequently.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:03, archived)

I did 2 days work there in a recruitment firm

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:22, archived)

ilton Keynes e
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:36, archived)

6/7

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:31, archived)

5 for me too
i knew 4 of 'em and guessed the japan one
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:32, archived)

Doublethink Your score: 6/7

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:32, archived)

gives away one of the answers, tangles
c'mon
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8040495
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:37, archived)

i know, i was being a bitch
also, i gave away the mk answer up there
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:40, archived)

you're such a cow

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:43, archived)

what a coincidence, you're such a dairy farmer
...wait
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:44, archived)

And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:30, archived)

5

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:48, archived)

dunno

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 11:59, archived)

here's one for you
why did they make courtney cox?

because lisa kudrow!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:03, archived)

Makes sense

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:11, archived)

that's what i like about it

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:37, archived)

5/7

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:02, archived)

RIP Bob Morton :(
www.theguardian.com/film/2017/jan/23/miguel-ferrer-obituary
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:07, archived)

he died ages ago
keep up, grandad
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:09, archived)

that link is further past its use by date than Rob's christmas ham

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:13, archived)

FUCKLIFT!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:21, archived)

get with the program, gormo

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:38, archived)

4
I knew some of the answers, I didn't know others, so this is a fair score.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:16, archived)

You know, I remember the GC being much more cock like than that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:24, archived)

Doesn't yours have a golfball on the end?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:26, archived)

Not at the minute.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:34, archived)

A fairly average 5

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:20, archived)

Do you reckon CHUDs are real?
Because I reckon CHUDs are real
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:21, archived)

They prefer to be called Morlocks, m8.
"CHUD" is their own word, and you don't get to use it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:25, archived)

I meant no disrespect

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:27, archived)

What's a CHUD

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:26, archived)

Man, you're learning so much today

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:29, archived)

Not at the minute, no one will give me a straight answer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:34, archived)

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
and they're real, m8. They're real, and beneath your feet RIGHT NOW.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:35, archived)

There's a good film called people under the stairs which you might like then.
Also, I believe it's a hip hop group.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:37, archived)

Isn't Everett McGill in that?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:42, archived)

Google says yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:44, archived)

He's great in both Under Siege 2 and Silver Bullet.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:50, archived)

bring forth the guillotine

( mongychops, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:57, archived)

Kiss my CHUDdies.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:27, archived)

Innit.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:29, archived)

"chudy" is Polish for thin or slim
so it certainly doesn't apply to you
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:28, archived)

:(

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:31, archived)

round here, chewing gum used to be known colloquially as 'chuddy'
really makes you think
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:41, archived)

I'll check my pants and get back to you

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:29, archived)

cheers

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:32, archived)

yep

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 12:36, archived)