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# I spent the weekend inventing people on the Northern Line...

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The idea is to do a voiceover / lip synch series thing involving character monologues, spoken to the 'camera'. Unfortunately I don't know how to do any of that shit, so fuck knows what'll happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I use the Northern line a lot.
All these people are perfectly real.
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I also have to use it a fair bit. When it can be fucked to work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I think the man on the left as we look at it might be me actually
you bastard.
EDIT: Available for voice work.
(twattybanjo, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Hope you can get it to work,
it's looks really nice :)
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Ta. I really have no idea what I'm doing.
I fear it'll be one of those things that you put a lot of effort into to fail miserably at.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# I'm at the end of the carriage, by the door
lamenting my lot in life suffering this daily dose of hell
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# fwar
jahled has norks :O
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# You are me AICMFP.
This scene is clearly around midday, as at either 8am or 6pm you can times the amount of people in the carriage roughly by 50.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# When i'm feeling shagged in the morning
the last thing I want to encounter is some twenty year-old something listening to their utter shite music on their iPod, or whatever they are called these days, because it's that's loud I am forced to share it, the thoughtless cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# If they're using Apple's own iPod headphones it's a fucking nightmare.
I swear more noise gets projected outwards than into the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# hehehe....could explain why there are so many "jumpers"in London
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# This is when the Northern line is actually working
I only have to travel five stops, but this seems like some Biblical fucking achievement by the time I wipe my brow leaving East Finchley on my way home at the end of a day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# sigh of relief......get home!put feet up!shop a kitten etc. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# *Able to view b3ta*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# These are all awesome :D get to it you loon

it needs more shot running away because he was scared but got shot person
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# If I progress to the Victoria line I'm sure Jean Charles will make some kind of appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# this is all kinds of fabulous
and if you want any female voices doing, I'm up for that. anything for fame and fortune...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Ah, thank you.
I think it might be a long way off but it's a kind offer. I need something to work with to start with to even work out if the thing's a goer. I've got someone in mind for that so am going to sort out a 'pilot' episode type thing and go from there.

I have a logo animation for the intro sorted and all that, it's just getting time to do the rest of it.

If only I didn't have to go to bastard fucking work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# This is superb
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# perfect
been on the Northern Line a lot lately - mostly see scalps & armpits (if standing) and butts, (on the rare occasions I get a seat) but have definitely seen these guys. There is rarely dialogue - but if I hear any good stuff I'm happy to share ...
(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# :DDD
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(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha, dear Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant!
And deserves far more replies.

I love the one on the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Free nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# awesomer and awesomer
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Google "phonemes"

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# The image search has already helped.
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# Likin dis.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)