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# Haha - I have this conundrum with standard flat-pack furniture
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Exactly, if it's not missing parts
then it's gaining an extra dimension...
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Every time I remove a book from my Billy bookcase
someone says "Zoooooool!". Quite disconcerting, and the shop helpline refuses to advise.
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# The problem you have there, is that it's a bookcase
They create their own reality field anyway. See Teryy Pratchetts' theory of "L space" for full explanation :)
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I also notice the box size seems excessive for its contents...
I bought a 2-seat sofa, because of the 'efficiency' and 'ease of transport' inherent in their flat-pack system.

When I went round to collect it, I couldn't help but notice that the box seemed to be suspiciously sofa-sized.
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha, I would have been more suspicious if the shop owner had handed me a matchbox sized box
with the word SOFA printed on it.
(, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)