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# He never had much luck with self assembly furniture...

Ningles everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Haha - I have this conundrum with standard flat-pack furniture
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Exactly, if it's not missing parts
then it's gaining an extra dimension...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Every time I remove a book from my Billy bookcase
someone says "Zoooooool!". Quite disconcerting, and the shop helpline refuses to advise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# The problem you have there, is that it's a bookcase
They create their own reality field anyway. See Teryy Pratchetts' theory of "L space" for full explanation :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I also notice the box size seems excessive for its contents...
I bought a 2-seat sofa, because of the 'efficiency' and 'ease of transport' inherent in their flat-pack system.

When I went round to collect it, I couldn't help but notice that the box seemed to be suspiciously sofa-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha, I would have been more suspicious if the shop owner had handed me a matchbox sized box
with the word SOFA printed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# morning chappie
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top illusioning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I thought it was going to be easy to draw, but then I found my
eyes/brain going a bit wonky while I was doing it. You're head keeps going This isn't right..stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Ning!!
Bloody Ikea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# IKAOS
IKEAS' quantum sister company.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I wish to see this as a genuine product
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Hand me an extra plane of existance, and I'll build it for you
for twelvety-hundered pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# From an engineering standpoint
That box seems to be significantly bigger than necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# It's smaller on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Pfft
Unexpected office-lol
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# .
From a packaging technoligist standpoint, that is exactly the opposite of what you would want. :D


(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Cheers fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
*autoclick*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# *autosmoosh*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# HEE great! :D
Now do a fold & glue version like the battenburg cake ;)

Ooh now, fold n glue Escher house... difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Difficult... but tempting
hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I know the feeling on this one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)