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# is this one of those paedo dating devices
the newspapers tell me to fear?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# no. that's B3TA
want to see my puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Someone was showing his kitten last night!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# if you stroke my puppy for long enough
he does a little sick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Why is your puppy so very very small and wrinkly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# it's cold
warm it up with your hands
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I don't like the look of it - it has only one eye and no fur!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:49, archived)
# oh sod it
just whack me off will you???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# *kicks in balls and runs*
well I'll just fuck you up instead! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# *clutches balls and spluffs*
that's secretly what I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# It's all win :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# ...

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Aww now with extra added fluff!
Yay!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# What is this bollocks about a "panic button" for facebook?
There already is one. It's the power switch ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# "Panic Button"
does it have sirens, flashing lights, and and big iron shield drops in front of your monitor?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# It immediately dispatches six officers
to the home of the person on the receiving end.

Because as we know, the police are very quick to respond to calls for help.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Dunno yet, but the creeping fear tells me it might become such.
The point of the site is "talk to anyone at random", and you get a lot of pornographers, Chinese thought police drones and similar cynical arseholes. But some real people as well. Generally American kids who claim to be 17.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# ahh. The Internet.
Where men are men, women are men and children are FBI agents
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)