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# Let's throw it open to the audience: IS SHE SMUG?


Q&D on a trackpad.

And, no, she's not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# no
but I strongly suspect a hairy wart beneath that finger
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# She wasn't very good at matching her nail varnish
I mean, look at her right hand!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# she uses that one to wipe her arse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Ah, I see. Figures.
Remind me to only shake her left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha now this is more like it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Good God
I just noticed she's really flat-chested, too, and wears men's shoes.

WHAT IS SHE LIKE?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Sandy Toksvig!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# more jokes like this please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Does anyone know the original source of "smug bastard"?
I dug around and located Freebase, but smug?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# No, I searched for it once, and couldn't find it.
All I found was his baby photo...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Well . . . yaaaaah . . .
www.b3takit.co.uk/smugbastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# But who exactly is he?
And what is that mysterious tag?
And who photoshopped the chair leg?

Someone posted another pic of him once smoking a cigar. I suspect he is a random corporate stock photo cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# The least I could find . . .
smugbastard.ca/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# SEVEN FINGERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# :O
I hope she washed her hands before picking up the croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Nah
that's an optical illusion caused by adverse weather conditions creating a layer of cold air just beside the surface of the glass which refracts the image of the road behind causing what were bollards to look like a man's fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Not smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# it did sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# haha
i think i'll have nightmares now.

sexy nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)