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# Mrs Smug Bastard

(swank, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Why hello there, luvely
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
# She doesn't look smug
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Cougar.
Growl.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# That cougar's young enough to be my daughter you scamp!
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# can someone tell me when milfs became cougars?
I've been asleep
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# MILFS are mothers you'd like to fuck
whereas cougars are the more proactive mothers who'd like to fuck you, if you're young and fit and that anyway.

Hope this helps.
(twattybanjo, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# thanks
I like cougars.
A lot less effort.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# She looks younger than I am
Describing her as either a MILF or a cougar is pretty depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Either way
I would
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# NO. IT'S NOT. It's not though, is it.
For one thing it's red wine. For another thing, she's not sitting with her feet up reading a newspaper. And another thing, there's no fucking croissant.

And finally, she doesn't actually look that smug. More like.... needing of attention.

It's just a needy woman drinking a glass of red wine.

OK?

Oh, and finally, there's no blurred car in the background. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# haha, spot on, Barb' :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# *soothing neck rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Oh that's nice, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Now, cup of tea?
Or, since the sun is most definitely over the yardarm, something a little stronger perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# I'd better not, I've got to drive home in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I'll put it in the fridge for you.
No problem.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# thanks for that Rivergho.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I have to be the other people when they're not here
It's my duty
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# where is ghostie?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I don't actually have any idea if he's here or not
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Getting his Magical Wizard's Level 34 Bean in WoW probably
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# how things have changed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# *Votes Barb for President*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# > them
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Giant Ants!!!
*flees*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Well make your mind up
They're either ants or fleas...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I'll set 'em up,
you knock 'em in.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Haha terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Is that you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Let's throw it open to the audience: IS SHE SMUG?


Q&D on a trackpad.

And, no, she's not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# no
but I strongly suspect a hairy wart beneath that finger
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# She wasn't very good at matching her nail varnish
I mean, look at her right hand!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# she uses that one to wipe her arse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Ah, I see. Figures.
Remind me to only shake her left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Hahaha now this is more like it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Good God
I just noticed she's really flat-chested, too, and wears men's shoes.

WHAT IS SHE LIKE?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Sandy Toksvig!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# more jokes like this please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Does anyone know the original source of "smug bastard"?
I dug around and located Freebase, but smug?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# No, I searched for it once, and couldn't find it.
All I found was his baby photo...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Well . . . yaaaaah . . .
www.b3takit.co.uk/smugbastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# But who exactly is he?
And what is that mysterious tag?
And who photoshopped the chair leg?

Someone posted another pic of him once smoking a cigar. I suspect he is a random corporate stock photo cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# The least I could find . . .
smugbastard.ca/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Bookmarked
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# SEVEN FINGERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# :O
I hope she washed her hands before picking up the croissant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Nah
that's an optical illusion caused by adverse weather conditions creating a layer of cold air just beside the surface of the glass which refracts the image of the road behind causing what were bollards to look like a man's fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Not smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:07, archived)
# it did sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# haha
i think i'll have nightmares now.

sexy nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# someone posted a pic of a "mrs smug" the other day too
and like this, she wasn't smug
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# This thread is stupid
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# She's just a less than appealing woman trying to look appealing.
And failing.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)