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# Oooooh
But I wonder... couldn't I get the same effect if I typed with my nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oh Flowerpor!
He said SPELL not SMELL :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# hello cockjockey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I am not talking to you.
Especially after Defoe just scoring that penalty. My bet is all of a sudden not looking quite so safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# oof!
come on the Yids!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Hmm, safe bets...
How many games does a football team play in a season? And how many of those do the big premiership teams win? If they win more than they lose conisistanty then you can bet over a season rather than just on the odd game and be pretty sure of ending up gaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# YOU!
ever since you mentioned lollipops the other night, i've been craving the fucking things! i blame you entirely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hello big boy
I should be at Ronnie Scott's now after a hard day in Bond Street. Tuesday it was Gil Scott-Heron, Thursday back to Ronnie Scott's.

Instead I am sitting in Cape Town, flight cancelled (I was supposed to fly Thursday 15th) and holiday cancelled.

I know some people have it much worse but *wails*.
/selfpityblog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Oh noes!
No flowerpot in London? Shitty volcanos :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It's that chicken from Iceland (should have gone to Sainsburys)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# I have to look on the bright side
I have my flight, hotel and other things all being refunded and by the time I can get to go again (September, I think) I will have enough airmiles to fly business class and will save around 3000 pounds in air fares! REEESULT.

Also, I have a free calendar for two weeks now, to arse around here as I please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# i'm having fun winding my parents up
they're meant to fly to spain on monday, they don't appreciate my jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Wicked Smashy!
I feel guilty moaning just cos I missed out on a jolly.

There are people waiting for organs for transplants that may die if the fecking air doesn't clear soon.

Not to mention the collapse of many businesses and heaven knows what other serious implications this is having.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# This is Al qaeeda's God showing them what he really meant by 'take the planes out of the sky in a big cloud of smoke'
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# i feel sorry for those who deserve it
but not my parents, who fuck off for about one week in every 4, leaving me stuck here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Ok, carry on laughing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# indeed i shall
*chuckles evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# There can be nothing worse.
Nothing. And, you should have told me you were coming to the smoke. I could have arranged a beer with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# September
Park Lane Hotel :)
Gorgeous bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# ah Mayfair.
Brown's is my abode of choice but Park lane just about passes muster :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# jazz club...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# niiiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I would have seen him there!

I fought for those Gil Scott-Heron tickets. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# yes, you could,
but these gloves alleviate the problem of tardnose, and inflammation of the nose glands. Order now!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# *Is persuaded*
*Orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# hello dreamboat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Hello
I am sinking!
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)