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[challenge entry] hmmm
living space inc. wld obviously make a great deal of money...

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 569 entries (closed)

(meandtheme, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:41, archived)
# aaagh!
baboons
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:42, archived)
# QUICK!
Give the baboon a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Baboons prefer Penny-Farthings to biscuits


They can pull tricks on a halfpipe
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Baboons?
You need "Bab-away pest ape spray".

It's the best!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# .
accept no substitute!
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I prefer
BABOOOOOOOONNNNNNGUARDDDDDDDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# No,
Baboon-Be-Gone is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:46, archived)
# or even
Baboon-Ex
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Ape-Off
works for me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# they're all cheap imitations
Accept no other!

Bab-away. It does what it says in the small print.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Not to be confused with:
baby-way
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:54, archived)
# that made me chortle with such force
my coworkers thought i sneezed
(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Has any one heard
Clint 'the loon' Boon's Baboon tune? It's out soon.
(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Hey fatty
bumbum

oooooooooooh, PB and J with the crusts cut off

HONK!
(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# i challenge thee to a duel






not really
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Watch it sonny
I'm foil grade 1 now you know
(Mattyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i have advanced from kitchen foil
to rolls of clingfilm so ner ner ner ner ner
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:55, archived)
# wooh
he a big piggy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:45, archived)
# fuck me backwards and call me Shirley
that's a large swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i want to post my 5000th before i go home
so i'm replying to any old tosh
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:47, archived)
# cheap slag that you are
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:48, archived)
# that's why you love me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:51, archived)
# maybe I'm just using
you for your body
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:56, archived)
# ooo a monkey!
am i right?
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)
# ha!
I think i've just been got by the magical future reply monkey...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:57, archived)
# that's ok
he's obviously spotted my simian similarities
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:02, archived)
# you
post-whore
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:49, archived)
# yes
i spent all of 2 minutes on my 5000 post thingy so i want to use it
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# slut
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 16:52, archived)