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[challenge entry] <Daily Mail>England is full</Daily Mail>

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(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Oh I am getting so bloody fed up with tits that say that.
"England is full!" yeah but it's not though, is it? And let's face it, you like the polish builders when they do 7 days a week for half the cost, don't you?

And what's that? You like jazz music? And you like curry? And lager? Then shut the FUCK up about immigration you fucking MORON.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# I was being ironic to illustrate the sign.
Daily mail tags and all? no?

and JAZZ MUSIC? How very dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Yes I utterly get that.
That was yet another impotent rant of mine against morons, dickheads, and idiots, which will only ever allow likeminded folk to see the bile I am venting and not really do anything at all to change Teh Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Noted.
*smiles all round*
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I drive through the countryside to work
and it's just fields!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# You don't happen to be a farmer do you?
I drive to work on the roads, see.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# ah no
but that might have been the farmer waving his pitchfork at me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ...and have fewer than 5 kids while you're about it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I like to polish builders.
shiny, shiny builders.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# "I'm, er ... I'm just off to polish the builder, love. Back in five ... ten minutes."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Polish their hard hats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Once more with feeling...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# ...But Posh Isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# haha
nature's 9/11?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# I collect tabloid headlines, I think thats my favourite so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# I read this one!
It was sitting around a "caff" (run by a turkish family of course) and I had a browse over lunch.

The follow up article claimed that ANY planes caught in the ash cloud would IMMEDIATELY PLUMMET FROM THE SKY! Next to that little snippet was a box-out explaining what happened when a BA plane went through an Ash cloud in 1987, and proceeded to not PLUMMET FROM THE SKY!

what a shit paper.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# only planes full of immigrants
they will then parachute into places where they can steal jobs, not pay any tax, send their money home and live off benefits, and something about wheelies bins and Muslims

oh and cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# needs more Diana
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# As a teetotal tone deaf builder
with a spice allergy I resent your racism.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# but it is
one of the most densely populated countries on earth

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# All countries are "one of the most densley populated countries on earth".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# eh?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Countries_by_population_density.svg
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Yeah, but what is your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# That the UK is densley populated
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# That's an entirely subjective term.
Densley populated in comparison to France - maybe.

"Full", though? Really? I seem to be able to get out of my flat and wander around the country with ease. It doesn't strike me as "full", and in the countryside, not "densley populated", either.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# it's not in any way "subjective"
it's an absolute demographic measure. You take the number of people in a country and you divide by its surface area.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# So how come it's possible to wander about in the woodlands of Somerset and not seen a person for a whole day?
Doesn't sound like an adequate description of "densley populated" to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# because the world is a big place.
in comparison with most other countries, the UK is densely populated. Whether it is overpopulated is another matter.

Also, I grew up in the woodlands of Somerset and I'd rather they weren't bulldozed for housing, ta.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Whether it's regarded as "densley" populated is entirely subjective.
And why don't you want the woodlands bulldozed for housing? You'd rather shanty towns instead? They tend to be a bit of a pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# are those my only options?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Well it's that or "NO FORRINS" and then you get into the whole
"Why the hell not?" territory, and trying to explain how one isn't forrin but another is, and, well, generally joining the BNP, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ive expressed a fondness for west-country woodland and youre accusing me of racism?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Where did I accuse you of racism?
I'm saying if you're anti-immigration (which is a bit silly, as immigration is a good thing that promotes competition and fuels culture) then you need to devise a method of stopping who can immigrate.

It's pretty tricky to do if it's not by race, and impossible to justify by birthright, considering the amount of spongers and criminals we manage to grow ourselves here, before one even gets into why the geography of where one was born should entitle one to things or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah it's by no means full and some areas are way more populated than others
but towns and cities are only going to grow, i've seen a lot of green land where i grew up turned over for housing

I just think that overall the world is overpopulated though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I generally agree.
I predict a disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# the UK?
it's pretty dense I guess - 51st in the world.

The thing that confuses the whole "we r full!" issue is that all the jobs are concentrated in the UK's major cities - they probably are full.
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# yep
I can't get out of my front door in the morning for Somalians pressed against the house
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I love that statement
"piss off immigrants England's full" - oft spouted by someone with 6 kids by 3 different women
edit: mind that piss
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# *minds*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)