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# please don't ask why...
but i need a pic of two turkeys having sex!!
Any good sources (animal sex in google doesn't quite help)
(harrypsauce, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:01, archived)
# why not just get two turkeys
and stick em on top of each other.
I doubt there are enough Turkey-Mating-Habit experts on the board to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# have you tried
www.fornicatingfowl.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:02, archived)
# yes i did
click it!!
(harrypsauce, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# google the word
"gobble"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:03, archived)
# well,
this "bird" seems to have hallen for this "tom", and I suspect they'll be getting it on any time soon now...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# See if you can work out what's going on here
www.edgemont-sd.com/images/MVC-006F_small.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:04, archived)
# A search on google
revealed this
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Funnily enough
I thought I had one saved somewhere. I'm sure it was in my 'sexy' turkeys' folder, but I must have deleted it sometime

/lie
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 18:12, archived)