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# Some find him repulsive.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# It's a polarising issue
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I can't say I'm an expert in the field.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I can't say weber you are or not
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:01, archived)
# You'll have to check through the filings.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:03, archived)
# These puns are rather B grade.
Also, there's a whale in my living room. What can I do to get rid of her?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Take her to Redfern.
I hear they have a whaleweigh station there.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:15, archived)
# sounds fishy.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# No need to blubber over it.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:20, archived)
# fin
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Right.
ha ha ha!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Does chem have a small forklift or something similar that I can borrow?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Nah, but a few litres of conc. nitric should shift it.
Might need a new bathtub, though.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# isn't nitrocellulite very dangerous?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Ha ha, fuck!
Oh, that is so getting used at work on Monday!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# I hate to break the news to you, but today is monday...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I didn't say which Monday...
bugger.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# If you direct it at the tractor mechanic
tell her who came up with the joke...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Ha!
I got her a good one the other week. For some reason when she came and sat with us at the Royal, everyone was in a quiet patch. She asked why, but no-one answered, so I chimed in.
"Ah, it's the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He died at Auschwitz"
"Oh."
"Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower."
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# HAHAHAH OH FUCK
how did she take to that?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# A moment's silence
(even the people who'd heard me tell it that morning had forgotten) and then the laughs. "I knew you were joking..." Yeah, right.
Althjough nearly ten minutes later, one other guys asks if I was joking...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# leave a trail of cakes and other tasty pastries out through the door and into a waiting taxi?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:16, archived)
#
leave a trail of cakes and other tasty pastries out through the door and into a waiting taxi

kill, cook and eat her
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Purely for scientific research, you understand.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Hypothesis: Whales are tasty
edit: I have absolutely no idea whether I have used that word correctly
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# tasty appears to have been used correctly.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Someone on t'net wrote this weekend
"Instead of slaughtering whales for their blubber why don't we offer them oceanic lyposuction?"
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Mmm dripping sandwiches.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# her car is out the front, and if the shops were open i would
consider going and getting a packet of mars bars for this.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# fill her blowhole with ghee
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# guy-ghee?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# No fucking way.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)