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Some find him repulsive.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:47,
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It's a polarising issue
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:49,
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I can't say I'm an expert in the field.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:57,
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I can't say weber you are or not
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:01,
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You'll have to check through the filings.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:03,
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These puns are rather B grade.
Also, there's a whale in my living room. What can I do to get rid of her?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:08,
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Take her to Redfern.
I hear they have a whaleweigh station there.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:15,
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sounds fishy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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No need to blubber over it.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:20,
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fin
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:34,
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Right.
ha ha ha!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:40,
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Does chem have a small forklift or something similar that I can borrow?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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Nah, but a few litres of conc. nitric should shift it.
Might need a new bathtub, though.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:27,
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isn't nitrocellulite very dangerous?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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Ha ha, fuck!
Oh, that is so getting used at work on Monday!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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I hate to break the news to you, but today is monday...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:31,
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I didn't say which Monday...
bugger.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:33,
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If you direct it at the tractor mechanic
tell her who came up with the joke...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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Ha!
I got her a good one the other week. For some reason when she came and sat with us at the Royal, everyone was in a quiet patch. She asked why, but no-one answered, so I chimed in. "Ah, it's the anniversary of my grandfather's death. He died at Auschwitz" "Oh." "Yeah, he fell out of his guard tower."
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:52,
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HAHAHAH OH FUCK
how did she take to that?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:53,
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A moment's silence
(even the people who'd heard me tell it that morning had forgotten) and then the laughs. "I knew you were joking..." Yeah, right. Althjough nearly ten minutes later, one other guys asks if I was joking...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:55,
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leave a trail of cakes and other tasty pastries out through the door and into a waiting taxi?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:16,
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leave a trail of cakes and other tasty pastries out through the door and into a waiting taxi kill, cook and eat her
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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Purely for scientific research, you understand.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:21,
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Hypothesis: Whales are tasty
edit: I have absolutely no idea whether I have used that word correctly
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:22,
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tasty appears to have been used correctly.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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Someone on t'net wrote this weekend
"Instead of slaughtering whales for their blubber why don't we offer them oceanic lyposuction?"
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:29,
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Mmm dripping sandwiches.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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her car is out the front, and if the shops were open i would
consider going and getting a packet of mars bars for this.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:25,
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fill her blowhole with ghee
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:19,
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guy-ghee?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:23,
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No fucking way.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:24,
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