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# That
was her excuse!

Pah!! Dirty pervert mothers!



Oh and don't imagine your mum masturbating.

I TOLD YOU DON'T!
(maddave, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I can do better than that
At the tender age of 16 *cough* I was on the hunt for some batteries, decided to search my mum's room and came across.....it.

It was 12" long

It was pink.

It was nobbled.

It was immasculating.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, it didn't have any batteries in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# You
tried it out to see?

/coat

(And that's emasculating. You can't spel.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# The Sword Of Damocles' Mother
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# groan
how happy she must have been...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)
# now now,
no need for the sound effects! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)
# sorry
I'll try to keep it down
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# though I imagine the librarians
are used to it by now
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)
# why did she have
a model 'knobbly pink snake from bolivia'?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# for pleasuring herself...
...sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)
# it's not funny
when you have to explain it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)