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# They've clearly been watching
Oh, the comedy!

far too much Keystone Cops.

(More Humphrey and Duncan. Now includes a wallpaper of both of them especially for Jiva.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# that's what they tell you
but really they've been watching Benny Hill on Granada Plus
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)
# The little blighters!
And you know what? On our cable system, Granada Plus changes to Men & Motors at late nights.

Who knows what they've been watching!

(My Mum found that one out the hard way, apparently; wanted to watch Kojak or something, hit the right numbers, and got a strip show.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# You say
apparently... as if you're unsure?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)
# That's what
she said. I wasn't there at the time. Hence the apparently. "Allegedly" sounds too accusatory, and the sentence sounds odd without an additional adjective to affirm the action.

Yay for alliteration!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# That
was her excuse!

Pah!! Dirty pervert mothers!



Oh and don't imagine your mum masturbating.

I TOLD YOU DON'T!
(maddave, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I can do better than that
At the tender age of 16 *cough* I was on the hunt for some batteries, decided to search my mum's room and came across.....it.

It was 12" long

It was pink.

It was nobbled.

It was immasculating.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, it didn't have any batteries in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# You
tried it out to see?

/coat

(And that's emasculating. You can't spel.)
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# The Sword Of Damocles' Mother
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# groan
how happy she must have been...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)
# now now,
no need for the sound effects! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)
# sorry
I'll try to keep it down
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# though I imagine the librarians
are used to it by now
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)
# why did she have
a model 'knobbly pink snake from bolivia'?
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# for pleasuring herself...
...sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)
# it's not funny
when you have to explain it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)
# that's rather wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Why
thank you.

And yay for winking anime woo yays which look strangely disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)
# it's from a life size Japanese doll
that Bovine found a link for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Woo!
I was gonna ask for a wallpaper of the two of them, but you already did it! Yay to my new WP!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Wow.
Are there really people out there using H&D as wallpaper?

(thinks)

Anyone want to buy a Humphrey and Duncan mug?
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 21:59, archived)