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[challenge entry] He'll do it for a tenner....

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(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This one's even cheaper
(twattybanjo, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# hrhrhr
he's let himself go a bit
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Right, here's some poisoned sushi...
NO DON'T FUCKING EAT IT! I SAID IT'S POISONED! Ah, crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Explain?
MMMNNNG I got it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Yay!
And why the hell don't they take shotguns and chainsaws as standard equipment on away missions to Borg cubes in "Voyager"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Force fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# The Borg personal shields only adapt to beam weapons
not kinetic weapons, it seems. Hence bullets and bat'leths work wonders on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Oh. Well then yes, a shotgun would be rather useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Anyway, don't Borg tend to leave people wandering around the cube alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Unless they're a threat
Like in today's repeat, in which the Borg Queen was watching them.

Or in numerous other eps in which the Borg board other people's ships.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)