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# i just made a laptop sleeve out of a rice sack


only had to put a slightly larger zip on and voila!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# i made a laptop sleeve out of my nutsack
same method
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# arf!
big balls or tiny laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# I bet the larger zip was already in it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# you know it
BAY-BEH!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# ka-POWEE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Does it take a floppy?
I hear they're going out of fashion
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# You did a thing. Why have you done this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Now, I like things like that....
I am fond of odd printed ephemera and out-of-register packaging from other countries, so this ticks a box for me....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# i hope the coarse material doesn't scratch the shiny surface of your computer
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# He should line it with uterus.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)
# there wasn't any in stock
at the local haberdasherie
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# And you let that stop you?
You own knives, yes?
Find your own.
It's free!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your eco-friendly carrying case?
I like it tho.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# i bet he's exploiting child labour.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# you do realise that your laptop will now smell of rice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Aged rice at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# matured
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# cougar rice
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# rrrrooooowwll
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:49, archived)
# And, consequently, his groin

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:40, archived)
# I dont think I have ever used my laptop on my lap
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# ah, but have you used your lap
on your laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)
# as an American, I will now take full advatnage of my 5th Amendment rights
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:48, archived)
# stop hiding behind the constitution, hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# mmmm, ricey groin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)
# But what if someone breaks into your house looking to steal all your rice?!
What then?!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Then they will be sorely disappointed.
Although, think of the rice they could buy on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:50, archived)
# now you olny need an army of indians to manufacture them for you and volia
5.profit
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)