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# eh?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:05, archived)
# very realistic!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)
# frantically clicks
the abort button.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:07, archived)
# OK
That made me laugh :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:09, archived)
# nice!
creepy!
kitty mm, play faster!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:10, archived)
# Zog you sound like you've dialled one of those Premium Rate sex lines
and you're running out of credit on your phone or something ;)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:12, archived)
# lol!
anyway, I had to wait a long time before he even started so :p
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:13, archived)
# slander!
it took you forever to start!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:14, archived)
# or is that
libel?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# don't they call that
foreplay?
/straightjacket
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# i thought they called it
stalling
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)
# where's the
'nuke' button?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)
# next to the pretzel emergency button
on the presidential remote
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# Sue bar u
in
pretzels?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)
# you can get into hell
for less than that
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
it's so bad it's good!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)
# hmmm
i thought that was so bad violence was justifiable
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:26, archived)
# I shall have a glass of navy rum
as I shoulda been asleep long.
nutsack healing?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:21, archived)
# mm, drink, that might be a plan
nutsack is ok, the first piercing is pretty much healed, the nasty goop (not that sort) has stopped, so i figure its about sorted

second piercing is still waiting for an enlarging ring so i can get a barbell into it.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:24, archived)
# its gotta amaze you
the amount of people that must have your cock in their cache..?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:30, archived)
# lol
i actually have no idea how many poor souls have seen it
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:31, archived)
# stalling is when you need to use
the choke
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:17, archived)
# chickens?
here? now? I'm not at all ready for this.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# S&M
?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:18, archived)
# when you start the car
in england sometimes you have to choke it
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:20, archived)
# why?
does that affect the fuel/air mixture?

besides, I was only choking!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:22, archived)
# I thought for a minute I might get to put some rubber and oil on you
r car to get your motor purring
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:25, archived)
# don't get to excited now...
;)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:27, archived)
# I think the turtlewax has gone to my head.
made it nice and shiny though *:)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:29, archived)
# You've got to be careful with that stuff
especially that close to your brain.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:36, archived)
# Is that a game or something?
And where can I find it?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 6:20, archived)
# I
don't know...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:16, archived)
# yeah they do that to build up the phone bill
Like the sports tipster lines Homer calls up in The Simpsons
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:15, archived)
# oh shit
too true,
very sad

makes me angry!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 4:12, archived)
# I HATE
SADAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 5:51, archived)