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# Woo to mind control!


Cameron really is a cunt. I just drove past one of his posters that said 'let's buy new cancer drugs!'
WTF?
YES, LET'S ALL GO OUT AND BUY CANCER DRUGS!
YUMMY LOVELY CANCER DRUGS!
Because Conservatives love the NHS and other public services.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# is that a real poster then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Looked like it.
I may have paraphrased slightly, I was too busy being angry to memorise it word for word.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# What was wrong with the old cancer?
It worked perfectly well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Old cancer was the wrong shape. Also it smelled funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# you shut up and you shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I could agree with an edited version:"Let's buy drugs"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# drugs are for losers
and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Alcohol is a drug!
Haha, you're a loser!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# of course i am!
but my eyebrows are almost non-existant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# You just made me check in the mirror. Mine have joined up in the middle again. Now I'm going to have to hunt for my tweezers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# unibrow!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# |:(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Gasp!
are you Doctor Who?
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# i can't tell you, it'll cause a temporal paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Curses
(I'll get you next time)
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# or maybe last time.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# true......"losing" the ego is the best thing that can happen
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# not as good as finding a £20 in an old coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# well...................apart from that I meant
*spends said twenty on drugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# i would never take drugs!
not after last weekend
*twitches violently*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# what this country needs is a drugs tsar...
to ensure high quality....get this dodgy stuff off the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# anything that stops me hallucinating gnomes is fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# The gnomes are real.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# no, no! it can't be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*hides under the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:03, archived)