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# Tomorrow's Front Page
I am from the future, rar.



(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:12, archived)
# lol
obey the twat! OBEY!!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:13, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAMERON!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I'm gonna buy it..........then I'm gonna wipe my arse with it........IN PUBLIC
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:18, archived)
# *while shouting... "how's THIS" for a spoiled paper, eh David?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# come to think of it...I might unfold it after and make a flag out of it
...waving it at the voters
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:31, archived)
# i would pay to see that
(i'd pay... but not much...)
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:20, archived)
# tickets available online@ wipemyarsewithcameronsface.com
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# shit yes!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:25, archived)
# For BBC news 24 to stay balanced,
they would have to show other people using Clegg and Browns face for bum wiping. (tickets! I thought it would be public, boo)
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:27, archived)
# im paying for them all its alright
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
then be amazed as your arse votes Cameron?
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# postal vote....
through his letterbox :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:05, archived)
# will it be a public dump as well?
/scat blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Woo to mind control!


Cameron really is a cunt. I just drove past one of his posters that said 'let's buy new cancer drugs!'
WTF?
YES, LET'S ALL GO OUT AND BUY CANCER DRUGS!
YUMMY LOVELY CANCER DRUGS!
Because Conservatives love the NHS and other public services.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:23, archived)
# is that a real poster then?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Looked like it.
I may have paraphrased slightly, I was too busy being angry to memorise it word for word.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# What was wrong with the old cancer?
It worked perfectly well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Old cancer was the wrong shape. Also it smelled funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# you shut up and you shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I could agree with an edited version:"Let's buy drugs"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:26, archived)
# drugs are for losers
and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Alcohol is a drug!
Haha, you're a loser!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:32, archived)
# of course i am!
but my eyebrows are almost non-existant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:35, archived)
# You just made me check in the mirror. Mine have joined up in the middle again. Now I'm going to have to hunt for my tweezers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:38, archived)
# unibrow!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# |:(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:42, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Gasp!
are you Doctor Who?
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:41, archived)
# i can't tell you, it'll cause a temporal paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Curses
(I'll get you next time)
(Stinky_Goblin Smells trouble, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:46, archived)
# or maybe last time.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:48, archived)
# true......"losing" the ego is the best thing that can happen
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:36, archived)
# not as good as finding a £20 in an old coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:40, archived)
# well...................apart from that I meant
*spends said twenty on drugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:43, archived)
# i would never take drugs!
not after last weekend
*twitches violently*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:45, archived)
# what this country needs is a drugs tsar...
to ensure high quality....get this dodgy stuff off the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:51, archived)
# anything that stops me hallucinating gnomes is fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:53, archived)
# The gnomes are real.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:58, archived)
# no, no! it can't be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*hides under the desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:03, archived)
# :D
with an embedded 3d lenticular Hypno toad on the mail
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Heh
Why do you think Sky are investing so much in 3DTV?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 May 2010, 18:34, archived)
# They're gonna think they're amazing
and rip off themselves with some "If Cameron doesn't win tonight, will the last person alive turn the lights off"

cunts.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 5 May 2010, 19:04, archived)
# @_@
...must...
...vote...
...Cameron...
...mmmnngggg.....!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 5 May 2010, 19:32, archived)