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# haha!
good good we need more belming around here.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Is
Belming the Official term?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)
# one of them
I only found this out the other day
"belm n. Expression of doubt / disbelief (pre-chinny-reckon). Nearly always accompanied by the speaker putting his /her tongue between the bottom teeth and the bottom lip / chin area causing a 'bulging' effect. The longer the 'belm' the better e.g. 'beeeeeeelllllmmmmm' in a kind of 'spaz' voice. c.f. chinny-reck-on circa 1978-ish UK (NW) "

www.odps.cyberscriber.com/slangb.html
(I always thought it was something much ruder)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# doffs cap to the etymologist!
Well put madam.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)
# blimeh!
you swallowed the dictionary this morning? or did it get stuck under your lower lip to create a belm?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)
# tsowjd widje slaofi
*takes dictionary out of mouth*
I'd been reading it so much on the board and thinking it was something very rude, so thought I really should find out what it meant. I was surprised to find that it was something pure and innocent.
Just like me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)
# ppffft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Denial...
...is not just a river in Egypt you know.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)
# You don't know how
many times I've stopped myself from using that joke on the board.
Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Hangs head in shame....
...you are just jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)
# True,
I wouldn't be brave enough to use a pun that bad.
(But how does he smell?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)
# awful
.....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)
# no
she went to catmandu instead.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I'm a horse
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# oh
I thaught it was a frog in your throat.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)
# guffaw
*sniggers behind hand*

reminds dutchbird that a certain discussion happened a few weeks back about a spontaneous nork display in a pub not far from here
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)
# *makes note to himself to find out more*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)
# you were there!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)
# i never know what's going on any more
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's probably for the best
*pats matt gently on the head*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)
# i'm not sure whether i'm real any more
where i live and who i know.

*rocks back and forward in corner, drooling*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)
# It's 2293
you're my mum,
it rains herring on a regular basis,
and this is all a nasty dream
(Zed Smith, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)
# that's a fucking relief
i'd hate this to all be real...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)
# a spontaneous nork display that happened in your head
you mean?
My norks remained chaste at all times throughout said discussion. It was all you dirty male types that were sullying their natural beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)
# ah
but the mere fact you admit we were discussing the possibility of a nork display in RH6 makes a mockery of your "pure and innocent" statement.

And yes he was there as well
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Damn you!
I see we have both managed to find the relevant discussion... and it certainly was through searching for "norks"!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# yes
it is.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# It sounds like a
strange disease affecting the penis
(Zed Smith, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)
# In that case,
reposty!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Hehehehe
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 9:37, archived)