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# lol
just had a mach 3 thing block 8 times in 5 mins, so 'safe' it can't actually shave

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)
# I decided to give up shaving some time ago...
...I only do it for special occasions now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)
# birthdays, weddings
and barmiztfahs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)
# ...err no.
...more for court appearances - the jury just can't resist my clean shaven baby face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)
# I shaved before my most recent court appearance, didn't seem to help though
the judge said 'Mr. Mattyboy, this is a court of law, please put your scrotum back inside your trousers'
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)
# bartitzvahs?
as well?
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:22, archived)
# i avoid shaving face
but other areas need shaving
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)
# tried it...
...and it's just too much effort.

I'd rather just keep my natural insulation - by that I mean fat as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)
# i can't be doing with all the hair
but the growback with shaving is a bastard, i may have to resort to more extreme methods
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:12, archived)
# yay
wax it.
Web-cam, £2.50 per view.
Sorted.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:15, archived)
# lol
wax i can do, maybe, but i'm not gonna do webcams/pay site (well maybe the pay site) but i will be making videos
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)
# I
look forward with baited breath
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:26, archived)
# *thinks about what you might be suggesting*
Somehow I don't think I'd ever use a razor there - whether it said it was safe or not!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)
# ahh
tis easy, the first time where you have to trim with scissors is scary tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Yaaarrrrrrgggghhh!
*attempts to run away whilst keep legs crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)
# well its not like its waxing or summat
thats where it gets scary
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I have the same problem
Last summer I thought to myself 'I'll treat myself to a decent razor (and one that's not made by the bastards Gillette)' so I got a spangly Wilkinson Sword thingy. It took me bloomin' ages to have a shave so I took it back, told them it was rubbish and got a Boots own brand one. It does the job well and the blades cost half as much. Hurrah.

And here endeth the saga of the razors. Thank you and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)
# lol
i think i'll just use the crappy cheap bic ones, less hassle
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 11:16, archived)