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# that's a GOOD day in our 'ouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:01, archived)
# You guys had a HOUSE?

Lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Growing up in a windmill can't have been all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:27, archived)
#
our
are
Get your northernisms right laddo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# excuse me
but i'm northern, have you ever seen me use such crude spelling?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:06, archived)
# It's not spelt crudely, it's simply a non standard representation of good, proper northern pronunciation.
Like what they do back 'ome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:08, archived)
# they don't around here
i believe you're suffering from a surreal desire to embrace northern stereotyping, thus perpetuating myths such as all nothern men wear flat caps and race pigeons, whilst their wives wear rollers, floral pinnies and have blue-veined, blotchy legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Clearly your area isn't proper nothern.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:16, archived)
# liverpool isn't northern?
true, i live half a mile outside the city limits, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:18, archived)
# What scoucer in their right mind would pronounce "our" as a queen's english "ower"?
I'm from Bolton, and have but the mildest lancashire accent and I still say "are".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:21, archived)
# you weren't brought up by my mother :(
she suffers from hyacinth bucket syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I have just finished reading a great book on the North.
It was called Pies and Prejudice! It was grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Ay up whoop whoop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Cor blimey guv'nor!
Apples and Pears dahn the old Rub a dub Bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:39, archived)
# It was a bit too nautical for my taste

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:14, archived)
# MINICRAB!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 21:05, archived)