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[challenge entry] Trufax*
*lies

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(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Really?
Out explain all the porn out there.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# T-shirt this now!
/click-clack
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# What is the facination with blow jobs?
Quite frankly, they're ridiculous. Why not just have sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
#

*stunned silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# That'll be the face-rape
Not such a fan of blows jobs NOW are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# pfft


*stunned and shocked silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Well I only logged on to check the pics
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I always find I get more than I bargained for on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Girls don't have tongues in their vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# This is true
but does it really make that much of a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# this does beg an obvious question...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ...
?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# you've never had one then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# If I'm thinking what I think you're thinking
then yeah. But I don't prefer it to the main event. More as an amuse bouche ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# oh indeed
fair's fair!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Well this is a conversation I didn't think I'd be having today
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# we have all learned from this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# they do in the vids I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# that involves effort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# This is probably the truest answer so far
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:22, archived)
# oral worship
(both ways) is a temporary transition of power, due to the converse nature of minimal effort/maximum reward and the face/sex organs. In a loving relationship it is the ultimate act of giving yourself to your lover; in a purely physical relationship it is the domination/degredation that people get off on.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# lol blowjorbs
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 13 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# What's the difference between and egg and a blow job ?
You can beat an egg.
(Prince of Prance, Thu 13 May 2010, 19:56, archived)
# An ex colleague of mine
once had a girlfriend who believed that semen keeps your teeth white.

He did very little to disabuse her of this notion.

She had very white teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 13 May 2010, 18:14, archived)