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# today picture was bought to you by fire

and lemon.
(and nearly setting my room alight)

a somber 'ning to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Headless sexy time is the worst time to catch fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:08, archived)
# this reminds me of the poster for The Human Centipede
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:09, archived)
# aaah yes
still in two minds as to weather i want to put myself through seeing that.

i managed "antichrist" ok, but then there wasn't any shit based horror in it.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# I have a half torrent of it, I'm reluctant to finish it
Watch 'Martyrs' though you probably shouldn't.

It's really horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# gah, nearly rented martyrs the other week
but my friend and i wanted something a bit lighter, so we rented "the mist"...

...there wasn't much in the shop that neither of us had seen.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# just watch Total Recall
all the time
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I'm well excited about it
As is our housemate. It looks hilarious.

The boyfriend is a bit off the idea though. Killjoy :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# and to you also
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Who is this woman anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Smash monkey
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# OI!
you'd better run, pal!
*waddles after stan*
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# *chases*

*out-of-breath-coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/10051182
I was watching Derren Brown on 4OD whilst it's my day off work. He was trying to prove that this psychic was a fake. As he sat watching one of his shows it shot to the crowd laughing and her face just quite possibly one of the funniest faces I have ever seen, especially with those thick glasses, so I went back and took a screenshot.

www.channel4.com/programmes/derren-brown-investigates/4od

It was a shit show, I was really bored, she's about half way through...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I can imagine the horrific creature's swaying, waddling walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# QWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKRGHHHHHHHK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Shit!
I'm gonna need more breadcrumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# these headless bumming juddermen are a bit odd
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# was meant to be a spider-thing
but its impossible to see the "ink" when you're applying it, so i didn't realise it hadn't come out right in some spots till it was developed.

onwards and upwards though.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Oooh, I thought it was two people engaging in headless sexy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# looks like headless bumsex to me
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# you take whatever you like from it
i'm not here to judge.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# i seriously need to get some
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Some headless bumsex?
Don't we all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# i'd settle for a quickie
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# I'd settle for a peck on the cheek
but even that'd prolly make me need clean underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:44, archived)
# you want sexytiems with a duck?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# aw
is this the begining of a beautiful new "friendship"?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:53, archived)
# perhaps
depends on how much he struggles
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:03, archived)
# It'd never work
I have an aversion to being locked in dungeons :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 17 May 2010, 21:09, archived)
# nice work ms morbo, i did a little hovering monitor bot thingy which i shall pop here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# ooh
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:35, archived)
# why thank you
:)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:52, archived)
# that looks like some hot man on man action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 May 2010, 20:48, archived)