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# i always tell my missus
that spunk does it.
(r0yksopp, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)
# it's funny
ejaculation really annoys my wife. my spunk gets right on her tits

sorry sorry sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# sir..
you have crossed the line.
(r0yksopp, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
ha
(Divvy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:29, archived)
# mine does as well
;)
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# tcha!
You SLUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that made me spurt my tea out
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:31, archived)
# interestingly, i was reading sugar magazine the other day
and some 14-year old asked if her boyfriend was right when he said that giving oral sex makes your boobs grow beacuse it contains vitamins.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:30, archived)
# propaganda I imagine
what did they respond with?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# They said
'I'm afraid this isn't true. It sounds very much like he is just trying to get you to do it.' Although you could sense the collective guffaws of an entire editorial staff, lurking between the lines.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:37, archived)
# it's good line
though, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:33, archived)
# You just happened to be reading suagr magazine?
?
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:34, archived)
# We were round at my friend's house
And she found some copies under her sister's bed. We had a good laugh. Other notable mentions were Blazin' Squad Fan, aged 12 asking 'When will my pubes grow?'
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:36, archived)
# And what were you doing under your friend's sister's bed?
eh, eh, eh?
(Mattyboy, Thu 3 Apr 2003, 18:43, archived)