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# Well, your rectum smells of poo. Anything else I can help you with today? Ridiculousness.
Although we do have to write down what colour the poo on the glove afterwards is :(

I invariably write brown.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Here, print this out and carry it with you
Here, print this out and carry it with you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# red, that's bad, yeah?
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# Please, refer to the colours by their actual names
otherwise a proper diagnosis is impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Ivory Black Extra
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# If I were you I'd keep my head down while "problems down there" are aired.
(tired Aussie/Kiwi-baiting)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Oh, is gronkpan a kiwi fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:33, archived)
# I would say more, but a shadow has fallen across my face.
*shadow falls across face*

But yeah, somewhere round there. We're all pissed in the wee small hours, and they're all on their lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# You were going to say he's a mod too, right? Don't worry, I already know.
Bloody Kiwis, coming over here, stealing our Mod jobs.

Did you know that the second most popular New Zealand animal is the bluebottle?
www.newzealandfauna.com/
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
# I don't believe that for a second.
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(yeah, yeah, wrong continent etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# most of us kiwis have them as pets
they're quite cute and affectionate really
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Haha, New Zealand peoples think bluebottles is jellyfish!
THIS is a bluebottle
www.the-piedpiper.co.uk/th6c.htm
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I am imagining the look on my consultant's face if he reads 'Italian brown pink lake' or 'Van Dyck Brown (Cassel) Extra'.
He looks pretty funny already, this would be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Like the doctor in 'The Cannonball Run?"
Just write "shitty" and hand it over, beaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:43, archived)
# I was not aware of this film before. I totally have to see it now though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# It's childish, stupid
and possibly the funniest film ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I know someone who was in hospital having his Crohn's checked out
He had to keep a poo diary.
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# Were the pages made of toilet paper?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# "Staple sample to this side only"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Was it then recycled as a scratch and sniff book in the children's waiting area?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Tuesday 3rd March - went to visit Tigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Friday 6th March - ate some Hunny but forgot to take bees out again. Bees came out earses. WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 1:20, archived)