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# british people aren't allowed to give blood in germany
in case they have omgmadcowsaids. true story
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Really?
Ha ha ha! Fucking shitty nazis! They can't have any of my blood anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# tried to give blood here once
and one of the questions was "have you lived in the uk for more than 5 months between 1981 and 1998?" or something similar. british blood ist gefaehrlich!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Dude, don't give blood to the germans. They'll just have kinky blood sex with it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# What?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Haven't we got rid of bse? I've not even heard it mentioned in years.
I had to google it to make sure I got the letters right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# you've answered your own question on bes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# If I remember correctly,
it takes something like 10 years for it to start showing up, so the continued ban is understandable.

edit: [Citation]
"The incubation period in vCJD is difficult to establish, but is estimated to be around 10 years. The incubation period in transfusion transmitted vCJD has been between 6.5 and 8 years."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# yeh, I didn't argue with them
was just a trifle surprised at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Yep, because there was no BSE on the continent.
No sir.

Excuse me while I take this cow round the back and shoot and bury it, after I saw what happened to farmers in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Burn it, fool, or we'll have birds with 'flu and ASE.
Unless that has to go though pigs too.
And you can't have PSE because that's Photoshop Elements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# i can't donate blood any more.
aside from visiting the UK, and now I might have zomgmadcowaids...

i've had several tattoos done, and the red cross considers my circulatory system a toxic dump now!
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)