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# yakyak
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Ha!
Now do something based on the Tony Hancock episode, The Blood Donor
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I really should get around to giving blood again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# The blood van stopped coming to my old hospital.
apparantly not enough doners.
shirley one is enough?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Yeah, so should I,
it's been nearly 5 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# 7 years.
I win, people in accidents lose....

I feel bad about it though, because I have a rare blood type.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# So you both win and lose?
lol tripped onna cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Alright soo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Drinking beeeer!
(SquidHead, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Ooh, I happen to collect rare bloods. How much for all of it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# If you give me a Fantasy Ball Chupa Chups lolly,
I will give you 2 pints of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# No, I need it all in order to prevent other collectors obtaining it which would make it less rare.
3 lollies for the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# AB?
The AB type is the universal recipient, though, so an injured AB could get any old blood. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# Or just be given O.
Like any other rare type.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# No,
my blood group is actually FK. It makes me super awesome and invincible! Unfortunately though, it makes me liable to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# AB antibodies are the main ones but there are plenty of other ones.
That's why they have to cross-match blood before it's given, to look for any adverse reaction. Just giving AB matched blood is risky and only done in emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I did my tenth a few weeks ago. Got a little badge and a certificate.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I read tenth as teeth there and thought, well done you tard! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Also THE FOX WAS INNOCENT

It was Rob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# just read the fox story...
nice to see the tories have their priorities for their first few months in office... poverty? economic crisis? hmm, nah, let's get some anti-fox propaganda out there so the fucking plebs let us have our dogs and horses back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# I think London needs more horses.
Brighten the place up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# More proof
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Don't give too much
or you'll leave none for the foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# british people aren't allowed to give blood in germany
in case they have omgmadcowsaids. true story
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Really?
Ha ha ha! Fucking shitty nazis! They can't have any of my blood anyway :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# tried to give blood here once
and one of the questions was "have you lived in the uk for more than 5 months between 1981 and 1998?" or something similar. british blood ist gefaehrlich!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Dude, don't give blood to the germans. They'll just have kinky blood sex with it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# What?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Haven't we got rid of bse? I've not even heard it mentioned in years.
I had to google it to make sure I got the letters right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# you've answered your own question on bes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# If I remember correctly,
it takes something like 10 years for it to start showing up, so the continued ban is understandable.

edit: [Citation]
"The incubation period in vCJD is difficult to establish, but is estimated to be around 10 years. The incubation period in transfusion transmitted vCJD has been between 6.5 and 8 years."
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# yeh, I didn't argue with them
was just a trifle surprised at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Yep, because there was no BSE on the continent.
No sir.

Excuse me while I take this cow round the back and shoot and bury it, after I saw what happened to farmers in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Burn it, fool, or we'll have birds with 'flu and ASE.
Unless that has to go though pigs too.
And you can't have PSE because that's Photoshop Elements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# i can't donate blood any more.
aside from visiting the UK, and now I might have zomgmadcowaids...

i've had several tattoos done, and the red cross considers my circulatory system a toxic dump now!
(Floz Nietsnezolf doesn't have photoshop, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# A pint?
Why that's nearly an armful!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:24, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Excellent
also, 'tis the season
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# OI!
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT OUR NIGHT TOGETHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# You don't hear of mimsys for ages
then two come along at once
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# thanks, I've just had it stuffe... hang on
nicely done fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# ivesc got me an excellent t-shirt for my nipper to give on fathers day with Mr James on!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)