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# y'see, the thing about a fox
he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
and when he comes at you, he don't seem to be living.
until he bites you.
then those black eyes roll over white...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha!
I love the little blackboard drawing!

edit: yes, i replied to the wrong message
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
# you have clearly had too much/too little alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
#
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt sea.
Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty five leagues.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# here lies the body of mary lee
died at the age of a hundred and three
For fifteen years she kept her virginity
not a bad record for this vicinity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# front's bow, back's stern
if you don't get it right squirt, i throw your ass outta that little round window on the side!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# *crushes polystyrene cup*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# marlin? stingray? bit through this piano wire?
don't you tell me my business again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Not like going down the pond, chasin' bluegills and tommycods..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# porkers?
you talkin' about porkers, mr. hooper?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# You can get this little needle through his skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS??
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:32, archived)
# you might want to let that breath..
nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)