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# Mary had a little lamb and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate and kicked its little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hey hey diddy dum day, Aye Aye ayer
I was singing this to myself before I scrolled down to read this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
and then, not feeling full
she had some more and more until
all that was left was wool

// clever polly and the stupid wolf
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# there was an old lady who lived in a poo
...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# she had so many copies of robocop 3 she didn't know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# then she died.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# this is the kind of nursery rhyme i can relate to
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# yeah
it started ok but i had no idea where i was going with it. so next time i try and write a nursery rhyme, i guess i should have a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# freestyle
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
which gave her a hunch,
she put lamb sauce on its head
and ate the lamb for lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
it contracted foot and mouth.
They burned it in a big pile so as to try and contain the virus from spreading.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She won it in a race
A taxi driver pulled up close
And shot it in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Too soon?
Too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Yes, taxi drivers are never on time

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
thus proving herself correct when she sized him up and stated that she "could 'ave im, easy".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)