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# Now I can golf without fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# the fifth rule is to golf without fear so this is probably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr!
Have you really de-friended me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I thought the fiurst rule was You don't tell people about golf club!?
(sirhiss, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# no the first rule is that you must use proper golf balls
I just said it why would you question me when i just said it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# No kissing on the lips
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry, that was supposed to be the fifth rule of parenting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# That's actually been out of the rule books for a few years now
As long as the two golfers consent to the kiss then everything is ok. This rule still excludes Vijay Singh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Golf is so racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I got your random burn today
good choons!
no speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# If there was speedcore it wouldn't be a collection of "good choons" any more, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# it was a sick joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# That was quick
iTunes prefered skiffle to speedcore that day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Is there a rule against putting other golfers off by creeping up behind them and gently nibbling on the back of their neck?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent. If I ever play golf then this is how I shall win.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# you'd win if you were playing against me
that neck-nibbling stuff makes me go gooey!
also, i'm shit at golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)