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# Golf War veteran
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# In rough terrain, use a wedge
it's the second rule of golf
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Tell me the 4th rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# 1. you must use proper golf balls.
2. use the wedge if you aren't on the grass
3. don't tell your fellow golfers that they are doing a bad job at golf
4. give a friendly smile to strangers and tell them you are 'playing through', wherever you see them.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Now I can golf without fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# the fifth rule is to golf without fear so this is probably a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Hey Ttssattsr!
Have you really de-friended me? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I thought the fiurst rule was You don't tell people about golf club!?
(sirhiss, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# no the first rule is that you must use proper golf balls
I just said it why would you question me when i just said it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# No kissing on the lips
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry, that was supposed to be the fifth rule of parenting
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# That's actually been out of the rule books for a few years now
As long as the two golfers consent to the kiss then everything is ok. This rule still excludes Vijay Singh.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Golf is so racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I got your random burn today
good choons!
no speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# If there was speedcore it wouldn't be a collection of "good choons" any more, would it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# it was a sick joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# That was quick
iTunes prefered skiffle to speedcore that day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Is there a rule against putting other golfers off by creeping up behind them and gently nibbling on the back of their neck?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Excellent. If I ever play golf then this is how I shall win.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# you'd win if you were playing against me
that neck-nibbling stuff makes me go gooey!
also, i'm shit at golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# 5. Wear bad trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# no that isn't a rule
it's a quirk of the game
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=golf%20trousers&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Too many to be a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# haha
good god!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# some of those trousers are actually quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Trouser Funk :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# There is no 5, there are only
Fore!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# *clubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# *kills*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# to the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# OH COME ON!
That was so obvious... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# fuck sake.
Is it time for tee yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# green tee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# no, you'll just have to putt up with normal
unless you want to drive to the shops
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# My friend wanted to go home via the tennis courts
but I wanted to go via the football stadium.

We compromised and went via the golf course because that was the fair way.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# oh. my. god.
but I appreciate the effort!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ahahahaha
I don't think much of the groundskeeper!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I like the thought of Hummer golf carts
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
#
Your not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# everything's a bindun these days...
okay then, *ahem*
"I like the thought of TANK golf carts"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
#
LetMeGoogleThatForYou
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Stealth Golf Carts?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I had a stealth golf cart once.
but I lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
#
www.pbase.com/radamo/image/69297528 too easy

I like the idea of a Brian Blessed golf cart that puts other golfers off their stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# *folds*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Is he going clubbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# No you're thinking of Navy Seals
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# GOLF SALE >
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# arf!!
:)

sorry for TJ the after girl here looks a bit wrong...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# i like this anicent rule
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# drop weight
get a giant head! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# i don't want a giant head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# well dont follow
the rule :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# hahahha, the people "designing" web ads are getting lazier and lazier.
Or dumber and dumber.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# anicent rule?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# stop eating
more than you need! :D my sister recently had a stomach op to help her loose weight - now my thinking is she must have been eating to much to maintain her weight. now she has lost 3 stone in a few weeks just by not being able to eat! then again i'm a fat git so maybe i should do it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# that op is great
16 stones and counting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# she was sliced and diced
to loose weight - apparently it cured her Diabetes too! it seems mad to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# i was borderline diabetic
i'm not now. did she have the bypass? that's what i had
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# yeah she did
i dont think she actually had diabetes - i'm type 2 but i cant see how having the op can cure that - unless your eating a lot of sugary food.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# me neither
but it seems to work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# i need to loose weight
but i dont think this is the solution for me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# cut out bread, potatoes and fizzy drinks
that should help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# damn my 3 fav things!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Allo, sorry to crash your discussion but I read
an article couple of years ago, Royal Liverpool Hospital I think. They had discovered that diabetes was regularly disappearing as a side effect of the bypass wossname. Only way I could guess (not being medical) is that the part of the gut that was removed formerly absorbed something that perpetuated the diabetes. At the time I think they discussed the possibility of doing the op for diabetes alone, regardless of wanting to lose weight. Dunno if anything came of it, not kept up to date. Anyroad it's done you a power of good, congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# thanks :)
one of the ways you're almost sure to be approved for the op now is if you've got diabetes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# type 2 can be caused by a build up of fats surrounding the pancreas,
at a guess, by a dramatic loss of weight, some of that may be broken down, allowing the pancreas to function a little more efficently
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# oh right
thats probably it then! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Obesity + high fat intake increases insulin resistance.
Not fully understood though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# i've never understood why
i'm over weight - i hardly eat - walk everywhere and undertake expeditions to the north poll every couple of weeks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I've been ridiculously thin for most of my life.
Helped in part by constantly forgetting to eat at mealtimes.
All of a sudden I'm in a nice relaxed job with a decent canteen and I've put on a couple of stone!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# bariatric bypass changes levels of gut hormone secretion
altering the enteroinsular axis. It's a remarkably successful treatment of diabetes in obese people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# ......the downside is now all-you-can-eat buffets are no longer value for money.
So I ask you, is it REALLY worth it?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaa
it certainly isnt! :D **shakes fist** :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# let's see
i can walk, ride a bike, move without wheezing, buy clothes in places other than evans, my shopping bill is about £14 a fortnight and my entire family is jealous, so yes, it's wort it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# hehe, fair play :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# christ
what do you eat?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# right now
scrambled egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# stop eating altogether
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
#
wrong completely different woman
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# its just utter crap
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# What is this secret?
Don't trespass on the railways, a train might rip your legs off?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# always a good tip
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# watch out for the enemy bunker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)