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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Needs more cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# needs more made-up words for that to be the Daily Fail :D
but I get your point :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:34, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Guess the separation from Lenny Henry hit her hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Lenny Henry hit her?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# after staying in a premier inn I can't blame him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I like Dawn French. I'm not usually a chubby chaser, but she does have that whole sexy big woman thing going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# This....
and Caroline Quentin (a few years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah
Before she put on weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:39, archived)
# arabella weir was a cracker in the early days of the fast show
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# this also
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I was going to make a "Scorchio" comment
but looking at Wiki indicates she wasn't in the Chanel 9 sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# needs more littlejohn
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# That
is pretty well the dictionary definition of "unholy".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Silly Littlejohn
Doesn't he know that mobile phones cause cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# as can using a potty and wearing horizontal stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# When my sister was potty-training
A bat flew into her room, and somehow - somehow - ended up in her potty.

She reported to mum and dad "There's a poo in my potty ... and it's moving!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Was it a poopistrelle?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahahahahahaha

Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# very
good :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# I'd love the Daily Fail to get cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# *closes eyes & throws coin into fountain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I just looked at the daily mail article the compo linked to
I'm assuming I well behind on the boat here but...

"The wife of former football Gary Lineker teamed up with the campaign to encourage Brits to reduce their carbon footprint."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:38, archived)
# surely you remember Gary Lineker's disinguished career as a football?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# No wonder he left Michelle if that's how he was treated
And Herring is a Jaffa Cake kinda guy!
www.b3ta.com/interview/richardherring/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I believe somebody spotted this, yesterday.
But I didn't & you did, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# hurrah!
my mildly damage underslept and still slightly pissed should be setting off to work would rather be in bed but not willing to mve from the proximity of my bed for want for it despite the real and specifc need to get my shit together and move on and have a shower and change of clothes to remove the filth and detritus of last nights wanton imbibement of vodkas and filth brain has been provided some ego-puff points.

thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# You READ the article???!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# erm.. no...?
*shifty eyes*


*hides subscription*

not.. at all...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# oooh pretty colours
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 10:26, archived)