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# Basic Emergency Maths

Class dismissed.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# a hungry zombie is an unhappy zombie
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Exactly...
Feed them and they'll leave you alone :)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:33, archived)
# Now here's ann interesting question
do zombies necessarily want human brains? Could we not convince them to eat cows and sheep and that?

I demand answers from SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:37, archived)
# sheep brains give you mad cow disease
so it stands to reason that cow brains give you mad zombie disease
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I don't want reason
I demand SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# sorry, i'm all out of SCIENCE today
but i can offer a side-order of logic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I like this leap of logic.
What happens if you eat a zombie brain?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# you get mad sheep disease?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:51, archived)
# This is quite possible
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I guess it depends on the author/director
same as running zombies vs proper zombies
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Some do quite nicely with ordinary, non-brain flesh
It might be possible to wean them onto Quorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I have tried a lot of Quorn products out of curiosity.
They are not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I like the quorn chicken breasts
They're like chicken, but not quite.

The sausages are icky though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Their 'Chicken Dippers' are ok...
when done in the over, shoved into a sandwich and liberally smothered with BBQ sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# oh god yes
www.dusa.de/images/FS_tofudebeest.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Give a man with a cut head a sprouting runner bean and it will cheer him up no end.
Is that it? It's not is it? *coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# You could have a prize for that...
...if I had one.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# *nails up sign "do not feed the zombies"*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Nnnnnnnnggh!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)